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CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer

    CraftyDivorceMinecraftServer
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 7001
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Runes Activated: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Chimeras Created: 3 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

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    hey u, ya u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a divorced muslim woman entitled to maintenance? well buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind!

    imagine a world where pigs can fly, creepers give u hugs instead of exploding, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. that’s right, this server is like a magical wonderland where anything is possible.

    not only that, but we have the most epic build battles u have ever seen. wanna build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn? go for it! wanna create a replica of the eiffel tower made entirely out of cake? be our guest! the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

    oh, and did i mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon? that’s right, u heard me. ur very own fire-breathing, winged companion to help u conquer the land and strike fear into the hearts of ur enemies.

    so what are u waiting for? come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let ur creativity run wild. trust me, u won’t regret it!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RooftopGunShowdown

    RooftopGunShowdown
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 1045
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 27
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Dimension Hops: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even gunmen on rooftops don’t stand a chance against our elite SS guards! Join us for the most thrilling and action-packed gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

    Our server is so secure that even if a gunman somehow manages to sneak in, our SS guards will take them out faster than you can say “blocky bullets”. It’s like a real-life action movie, but with pixelated graphics and creepers instead of bad guys.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but you never know what might happen in the world of Minecraft). See you in the game, adventurer!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyArgMilei Minecraft Server

    CraftyArgMilei Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/700 Votes: 8285
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Magic Crystals Found: 25
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Magic Items Found: 7437 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

    WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DAB, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAKDANCE!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO RARE, THEY’RE LIKE FINDING A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW!

    ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!

    SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE, WHERE THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS AND THE LOLZ NEVER STOP! 🤪🤪🤪

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  • CraftyCommieJailbreak

    CraftyCommieJailbreak
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 1102
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Votes: 1077
    Divine Spears Created: 16 Buildings Constructed: 14
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the russian government by building ur own underground bunker complete with secret escape tunnels and hidden treasure rooms. u can even create ur own propaganda art to spread ur message of freedom and democracy to the world. plus, if u get caught, u can bribe ur way out of jail with in-game currency or challenge the guards to a pvp battle for ur freedom. come join us and let’s stick it to the man together!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DelayingDeathMC

    DelayingDeathMC
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 4876
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Enchantments Applied: 57

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. like, what more could you want in a minecraft server, amirite?

    if you join this server, you will, like, gain superpowers and be able to shoot fireballs from your butt. no joke, man. it’s, like, totally legit.

    we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the fountain of youth and become immortal. yeah, you heard me right. immortal. you’ll never have to worry about dying in minecraft ever again.

    oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and terrorize the villagers with? yeah, it’s pretty freaking awesome.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MinecraftMedDietKids

    MinecraftMedDietKids
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 8330
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we promote adherence to a Mediterranean diet in children cuz why not?! we got all the healthy foods like olives, feta cheese, and hummus to keep you energized while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

    did you know that eating like a Greek god will improve your cardiometabolic health biomarkers? it’s true! our players have reported feeling stronger, faster, and more resistant to zombie attacks after switching to a Mediterranean diet.

    so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and become the healthiest, most epic minecraft player out there. plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant pizza boss for the ultimate loot. see you in the game, Mediterranean warriors!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SkyrimLooted Minecraft Server

    SkyrimLooted Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 8347
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 30 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where looting is even more epic than in Skyrim! Imagine finding a diamond sword in a chest and realizing it shoots fireballs when you swing it – that’s the kind of loot you can expect here.

    But be warned, after 10 hours of playing, you’ll start to understand just how terrible it is… terrible for your social life because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, insane stories, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Skyrim when you can have all this and more in our Minecraft world? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DuelCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    DuelCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 1464
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Star Shards Collected: 218
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Magic Items Found: 3676

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more broken than your last relationship? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of glitching through walls, falling into endless pits, and encountering mobs that are more unpredictable than your ex on a bad day.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of madness is happening. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has more twists and turns than a soap opera. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise lava trap or a friendly creeper looking for a hug. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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  • DadCraft Minecraft Server

    DadCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 4518
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 25 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Magic Items Found: 6474 Animals Bred: 39

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you never know what crazy antics will happen next!

    Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like the time I went to pick up my son and ended up in a shoe swap scandal! Who knew shoes could cause so much chaos?

    But that’s not all – we also have intense arguments, like the one I had with my co-parent about introducing new partners to our child. It was like a soap opera, complete with gaslighting and accusations flying left and right!

    And don’t even get me started on the time I caught a mysterious woman sitting in the car with my co-parent. Who is she? What is she doing here? The suspense is killing me!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs scripted storylines when you have real-life craziness like this?

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  • DadCraftFamDrama

    DadCraftFamDrama
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 3730
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 47
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Divine Scrolls Written: 5
    Ores Mined: 6861 Glorious Feasts Held: 16

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my dad’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and zero family drama (unless you bring it with you, in which case, please leave it at the door).

    Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but without the awkward conversations and passive-aggressive comments. Explore our vast world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t judge you for hating being loved for over 40 years.

    So why join our server? Well, for starters, we don’t have any emotionally unstable stepfathers trying to explain their actions to you. Plus, we have a cool name like Morgan that will make you light up every time you log in. And if you ever feel like you’re in the middle of a Minecraft family feud, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with Facebook messages from angry relatives telling you to think before you speak.

    So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than to deal with passive-aggressive aunts and uncles. See you in the game!

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  • Crafty F Off Zone

    Crafty F Off Zone
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 7636
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 10
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Enchantments Applied: 296
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Magic Items Found: 1709 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people are too polite to tell you to “fuck off”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to say it in the most creative and hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner sass shine. Who knew telling someone to “fuck off” could be so entertaining? So come on, join us and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

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