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  • CraftyDisasters Minecraft Server

    CraftyDisasters Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only thing burning down is the competition, not buildings like Grenfell Tower. Our inquiry found that the only thing to blame for avoidable deaths on our server is incompetence and greed for more diamonds.

    Join us for a fiery good time as we build and survive together, just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to blow up your hard work. And remember, on our server, the only thing burning down is the dance floor at our epic block parties. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s light up the night with some explosive fun! 🔥💎🎉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyDisasters

    CraftyDisasters

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry chickens in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you try to survive the wrath of the chicken army and other wacky mobs that roam our world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds and prank you with exploding sheep. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate prankster yourself?

    And if you’re feeling brave, dive into our treacherous lava parkour course where one wrong move could send you plummeting to your doom. It’s not for the faint of heart, but the bragging rights are totally worth it!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky chickens!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyDisasters Minecraft Server

    CraftyDisasters Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been chased by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords? Or had a creeper blow up your prized diamond castle right before your eyes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we promise to make your worst experiences seem like a walk in the park!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles against giant mutant spiders, treasure hunts in hidden dungeons guarded by evil witches, and even the chance to ride a flying pig into battle! Our community is filled with fearless warriors, mischievous pranksters, and even a few friendly zombies who just want to chat.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit of armor made entirely of emeralds? Trust us, you won’t find an experience like this anywhere else. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PreggoPalsCraft

    PreggoPalsCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you looking for some drama-filled Minecraft fun? Well, look no further than our server! Just like this wild story of unexpected pregnancies and family feuds, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns that will keep you on your toes.

    Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics, just like the OP in this post. Will you be able to mend relationships and keep the peace, or will you find yourself in the middle of a virtual family feud?

    And just like the OP’s dilemma of not wanting to steal her SIL’s thunder, you’ll have to navigate tricky situations and make tough decisions in our server. Will you be able to handle the drama and come out on top?

    So come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MidCrisis Minecraft Server

    MidCrisis Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic biomes and lackluster builds? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save you from your mid-year crisis!

    Join our server and experience a world where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly witch named Mildred.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the craziest Minecraft experience of your life? Come join us and let your mid-year crisis be a thing of the past!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RespawnDayz – Relive the best day of your life!

    RespawnDayz – Relive the best day of your life!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wanted to go back in time and relive the most epic day of your life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Imagine spawning into a world where every day is a crazy adventure filled with dragons, unicorns, and flying pigs.

    Join our server and experience the day you won the lottery, got a pet dinosaur, and discovered a secret treasure map all over again. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and relive the best day of your life over and over again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyCancerPreventer

    BlockyCancerPreventer

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s gonna prevent half of adult cancer deaths in da US! Yea, u heard me right, we got some magical Minecraft powers dat can make u live foreva!

    Imagine dis, u log into da server and BAM, ur health bar is full, ur armor is indestructible, and u got a diamond sword dat can cure any illness! No more worrying about cancer or any other disease, cuz dis server got ur back, bro!

    We got crazy mini-games where u gotta fight off evil mobs dat represent cancer cells, and if u win, u get a potion of immortality! Plus, we got a secret hidden level where u can find da Fountain of Youth and become forever young!

    So, what u waiting for? Join dis epic Minecraft server and say goodbye to cancer forever! Let’s game our way to immortality, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • xSMP

    xSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    xSMP’s premise is quite simple: a simple survival server with additional features to make the game less of a chore and more fun.

    My philosophy is that survival doesn’t have to be difficult. You don’t *have* to race 8,000 blocks away after death to ensure you get your items before they despawn. Simply turn on KeepInventory for yourself if you’d prefer to play the game that way. And if you don’t, then leave it off as that’s the default settings.

    You don’t have something? Maybe you need a Netherrite Smithing Template but don’t want to go to a Bastion to find it. That’s fine, someone may very well be auctioning one! And if you don’t have enough money for it, you can auction your own valuable materials.

    Outside of the Gold Standard, this server has no centralized economy, meaning the players have complete control over the value of items and materials outside of gold. Our gold standard is as follows:

    Raw gold = $5/ea

    Gold nugget = $1/ea

    Gold ingot = $9/ea

    We do plan to add more fun items in the future, such as an “xray machine” which will temporarily turn nearby stone and netherrack to barriers, exposing all nearby ores for a brief moment. As of right now the server is very barebones, and we don’t plan to make things too fancy. We prefer getting the basics done right than getting the advanced stuff all wrong.

    xSMP.us.to

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Aurora SMP: Where building a dirt house is a true rite of passage! Join us for the chaos and fun! 18+ only!

    Aurora SMP: Where building a dirt house is a true rite of passage! Join us for the chaos and fun! 18+ only!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Aurora SMP Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Survive and thrive in our brand new season 3 world. Join a warm and welcoming community of fellow adventurers. Enjoy a vanilla feel server running on Fabric 1.21 with various datapacks.

    Common FAQ:

    Question Answer
    What version of Minecraft is the server running on? We are running on Fabric 1.21
    How can I join the server? To join, please add TaintedPixels on Discord
    What kind of datapacks are available? – Only one player needs to sleep to skip the night – Endermen will not steal your dirt – You can adjust armor stands – Shulkers drop 2 shells – Wandering traders sell mini blocks
    Is PvP enabled? Yes, players drop their head when killed by another player
    Can I view my creations in 3D? Yes, we offer a Bluemap for a 3D view of creations in a web browser

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • RespawnRave Minecraft Server

    RespawnRave Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of life! Our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to think about your emotional baggage. Whether you’re grieving the loss of a loved one or just feeling emotionally detached, our server is the perfect place to distract yourself with endless blocks and adventures.

    Who needs therapy when you can build a virtual empire and conquer the virtual world? Our community is filled with players who are just like you – emotionally unavailable and ready to take on the world of Minecraft. So come join us and let’s all pretend like we have our lives together while we mine for diamonds and slay dragons.

    Don’t worry about feeling broken or disconnected, because on our server, everyone is a little bit messed up. It’s like a support group, but with more explosions and pixelated animals. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of escapism and questionable coping mechanisms. Who knows, you might even find a new family among our blocky landscapes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP