CraftyDisasterLand Minecraft Servers

CraftyDisasterLand Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyDisasterLand

    CraftyDisasterLand
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 7583
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.

    Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!

    Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.

    But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger

    NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 4001
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 12
    Magical Moments Shared: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 143 Alien Abductions: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward encounters like the one our player (20F) experienced at a bus stop! Join us for a safe and fun environment where you never have to worry about strangers asking to use your phone for sketchy reasons.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual bus stop and never have to deal with creepy individuals trying to make questionable phone calls. Plus, you can create a whole new world where you are always in control and never have to feel uncomfortable or awkward.

    Join us now and leave those weird vibes behind! Build your own hotel room, call your friends for help, and never have to worry about dirty hands touching your stuff. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life awkward situations, so come join us for a laugh and a good time!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyChill Minecraft SMP

    CraftyChill Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 6151
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3709
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Runes Activated: 0 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only stress you’ll have is deciding which diamond block to mine next! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens. Need to relax? Just hop on a minecart and zoom around our roller coaster track. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. So come join us and leave your worries behind – unless you’re worried about running out of TNT, because that’s a valid concern here.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyLove

    BlockyLove
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 8927
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 76 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Magic Items Found: 5524 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of striking out on first dates because you can’t stop talking about your pet rock collection? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs small talk when you can show off your virtual mansion complete with a roller coaster and a pet zombie named Bob?

    Forget awkward silences and boring dinner dates, on our server you can take your date on a romantic hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset or challenge them to a PvP battle in the Nether. Trust us, nothing says romance like fighting off creepers together while trying to collect diamonds.

    So why waste time on traditional dating when you could be building a virtual empire with your new Minecraft soulmate? Join our server now and start crafting your way to love and adventure!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SukhoiSmackdownMC

    SukhoiSmackdownMC
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    Players: 96/100 Votes: 5422
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 7826
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with missiles and stuff. we got russian hunters and fighter jets and all that crazy shiz. u can be a pilot or a hunter or just watch the chaos unfold. it’s like a warzone but in minecraft lmao. join now before the russians come after u too lol.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Minds: Social Nerds

    Crafty Minds: Social Nerds
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 6541
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Magic Items Found: 6192
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 54 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    u ever wonder why smart people always seem to be alone? well, on our server, u can be smart AND social! we have a community of geniuses who also know how to party like rockstars. join us and show off your big brain while making tons of friends who are just as smart as u. who says u can’t have it all? come join us and be the ultimate brainiac social butterfly!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Wild Savanna Adventure

    Wild Savanna Adventure
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 8721
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 63 Crops Grown: 9553
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Falling into the Void: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Magic Wands Crafted: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where droughts are reshaping the land like a crazy game of musical chairs but with lions, leopards, wild dogs, and cheetahs! watch as these majestic animals fight for territory and survival in a battle royale like no other.

    build your own oasis in the midst of the chaos and show off your skills in taming the wild beasts. who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of nature? join now to find out and be part of the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!

    Struggling to Survive in a World of Luminary PVP and Mods!
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 5427
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 2170
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Votes: 5107
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 18
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Luminary Minecraft Server Overview

    Title Details
    Server Name Luminary
    Version 1.20.1-1.20.4
    Description Medieval modded smp with complete freedom in choices, ability to become king, start a nation, and exciting mod packs and plugins
    Release Date November 8th

    FAQ

    Builder Applications

    Builder applications are open in discord. Join to apply for a builder role.

    Release Date

    The server will be officially released on November 8th. Be sure to join early!

    Early Joins Get OG Rank

    Until November 8th, early joiners will receive the OG rank. Take advantage of this offer before it expires.

    Discord

    Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/eUcHbFpfDw

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/200 Votes: 4941
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Zombie Dances: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for a Tekken 8 themed Minecraft experience where you can battle it out with your friends using epic combos and moves for each character. Want to show off your Glicko2 rating? We’ve got you covered!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””

    ””Minecraft SMP – /mc/ – Mining Crew””
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 6573
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 24
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is powered by Intel Raptor Lake, which may or may not have caused some instability issues. But hey, who doesn’t love a little drama in their gaming experience?

    2. Need some upgrade advice? Look no further than our PC building guide, where we recommend CPUs like the R9 9950X for multicore madness and the i5 13500 for those on a budget. Because why settle for a basic setup when you can go all out?

    3. When it comes to GPUs, we’ve got options for every resolution. From the RTX 4070 Super for 1440p gaming to the ultra-budget option of a used RTX 2060 Super, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget about the RTX 4090 for all your amateur production needs – because who needs practicality when you can have extravagance?

    4. RAM, SSDs, coolers, motherboards – we’ve got recommendations for all your PC needs. Just ignore the haters who can’t appreciate the beauty of a 970 EVO SSD. They’re just jealous of its greatness.

    So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Who knows what kind of insane stories and shenanigans you’ll encounter along the way?

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

    PuppyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/100 Votes: 9742
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Enchantments Applied: 110
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Chimeras Created: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a doggy daycare instead of your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of living with an emotional support dog who thinks your furniture is a chew toy!

    Our server offers a peaceful oasis where you can build your dream home without worrying about surprise messes or constant barking. Say goodbye to the stress of coming home to a disaster zone and hello to a world where your only worry is finding the perfect block for your next build.

    Don’t let your roommate’s furry friend ruin your sanity any longer – join our server and reclaim your peace of mind! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual terriers are expertly trained and never leave a mess behind. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to the doggy drama for good!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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