Craftydisaster MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyDisaster

lost interest, tv shows, missed opportunity, Character development, CraftyDisaster

Remember that time you started watching a show and you were like “This is the best thing ever!” but then it turned into a hot mess faster than you can say “creeper”? Well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is like, except instead of terrible plot twists and annoying characters, you get epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch out for falling bling), and the zombies do the Thriller dance instead of trying to eat your brains.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of golden feathers who rules over the land with a beak of justice. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers (because why not?).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a plot twist in a bad TV show, come join us! Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

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CraftyDisaster: Redstone Fails & TNT Tales

Fails, Redstone, hindsight is 20/20, bad ideas, CraftyDisaster

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling killer chickens armed with diamond swords, or embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom. But beware, because the evil Cactus King is always lurking around the corner, ready to challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate supremacy.

Forget about boring inventions like the wheel or the light bulb, because our server is the true pinnacle of human creativity. So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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CraftyDisaster Minecraft Server

Server, MITB, wwe, Awful, Failure

Are you tired of boring, predictable Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the worst Money in the Bank match of all time – full of unexpected twists and turns! Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. Will a creeper blow up your house? Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored on our server. So come on, join us and let the chaos begin!

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CraftyDisaster Minecraft Server

discrimination, POVERTY, unemployment, education, Life

Are you tired of the mundane, boring life in your country? Are you looking for a place where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you a hug. Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But beware, once you step foot in our world, you may never want to leave. With epic build battles, treasure hunts, and secret dungeons to explore, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your boring life in your country and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

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CraftyDisaster

poor judgment, regretful decisions, learning experiences, foolish actions, CraftyDisaster

Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, only to realize halfway down that you forgot to equip your elytra? Well, if you’re the kind of player who loves living life on the edge (literally), then you need to join our server ASAP.

We’ve got more explosive creepers than you can shake a stick at, and our lava parkour course is guaranteed to make you rage quit at least once. But don’t worry, our friendly community of players will be there to laugh at your misfortune and offer you a virtual bandaid for your bruised ego.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield, come join us and see just how many times you can die in the most ridiculous ways possible. Just remember, we warned you.

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/Minecraft SMP/ – Malicious Anthro Little Pony

futa, Flurry Heart, fetish, Aryanne, clop

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! This server is like a mix of My Little Pony and Bugs Bunny on steroids. We don’t care about normal topics here, we’re all about the wacky and wild. Post your craziest builds, fantasies, and general shenanigans while we wait for the next creeper explosion.

Looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun? Look no further! Join us and witness the chaos unfold as players ride pigs into battle, build giant rainbow castles, and have dance parties with Endermen. Who needs vanilla when you can have futa, vore, and other insane fetishes in their own designated areas? It’s like a carnival of craziness!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive paid content that will blow your mind. From custom skins to chatbot characters that will make you question reality, this server has it all. Want to see Anthro Pinkie Pie as a babysitter dominatrix? Or how about Anthro Trixie with futa lactation powers? The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the most absurd Minecraft SMP in existence. Who’s the cutest changeling? Who cares! Let’s ride this buggo-filled rollercoaster of madness together. See you in the game, where anything is possible and nothing is off-limits. Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

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MILcraft: Marry Someone Else!

Cheating, refusing to visit, love, partner, Argument

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this wild family story! Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is surviving the night.

Just like this OP, you’ll encounter unexpected twists and turns as you navigate through our server. From surprise betrayals to unexpected alliances, you never know what might happen next.

And don’t worry, our community is always here to offer support and advice, just like the OP seeking opinions on whether she’s the AH in this situation. So come join us and let’s embark on this crazy adventure together!

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FairyTaleMagic

dream come true, magical ability, sorcery, imagination, Enchantment

Do you dream of flying like a majestic unicorn or shooting fireballs from your fingertips like a dragon? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do all that and more! Join us and unlock your inner fairy tale powers as you embark on epic quests, battle fearsome monsters, and build your own enchanted kingdom.

Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a giant chicken, casting spells with a flick of your wand, or taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

So come join us and live out your wildest fairy tale fantasies in the world of Minecraft! Who needs a magic mirror when you can have a magic pickaxe?

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SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

Refugee Crisis, Migrant workers, integration, Immigrants, voluntary return

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit, u won’t believe it! We got creepers dat explode confetti, villagers dat dance like crazy, and pigs dat fly with wings made of bacon! Plus, we got a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds hidden in a giant toilet bowl! And get dis, if u join now, u get a free pet zombie dat does the Macarena on command! So come join da fun, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo shizzle!

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PixelCraft: Monopoly Madness

corporate power, tech industry, justice department, monopoly, madness

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of google taking over the world cuz they a monopoly. u.s. govt be suing them but we be having a blast making google-themed builds and trolling each other. plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide from the google bots tryna take over. join us for the ultimate google takeover party!

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