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| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 5789 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 26 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 1680 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
hey u, ya u reading this, do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even macron is talking about it? yea, u heard me right. macron himself is like “yo europe, we need to up our defense game cuz this minecraft server is poppin off and we gotta protect it at all costs.”
imagine a server where trump is tryna take over but we ain’t havin none of that. we build walls, we build turrets, we build giant statues of steve flipping the bird at trump tower. it’s a battle for the ages, folks.
join us and be a part of the resistance. fight for your right to mine diamonds in peace. fight for your right to build giant pixel art of memes. fight for your right to ride pigs off cliffs for fun.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in all of europe. macron approved, trump disapproved. let’s do this!
