CraftyDefender Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyDefender

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	164	Towns Built:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Chimeras Created:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

join dis epic minecraft server where the sky is green and the pigs fly upside down. we got llamas in tuxedos and chickens that do the macarena.

if you join, you get a magical pickaxe that turns diamonds into cheeseburgers. and every time you mine a block, a unicorn appears and sings a lullaby.

we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers wear sunglasses and dance to dubstep. and if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

come join us and prove to the haters that you are not contrary, you are just living your best life in this wacky minecraft world.

Cock-a-Clock Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8084
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can cock a clock! That’s right, we have a special plugin that allows you to turn any clock in the game into a chicken. Imagine the chaos of having a chicken running around your house telling you the time!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the llama king in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly treasure hunts where the prize is a real-life golden apple (Disclaimer: apple may not actually be made of gold). So come join us on our wacky and wild server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many creepers).

Lord Bao Bao’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join now and bow down to our ruler, Bao Bao, who is not only the king of the heavens above but also the father of all realms below. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear just by paying tribute to Lord Bao Bao.

But beware, for those who dare to challenge his rule will face the wrath of his mighty thunderstorms and lava floods. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in this chaotic world ruled by a divine being.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a loyal subject of Lord Bao Bao, the most powerful ruler in all of Minecraft history!

7:13AM Texting Minecraft Server

713AM, blocked, Boundaries, Communication, designated time, Etiquette, Friendly, invasion of boundaries, Minecraft, misunderstanding, neighbor, normal human being, parenting, Playdate, reaching out, Relationship Building, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, Texting, trampoline park, weekend morning

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4163
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Runes Activated:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where boundaries are respected? Look no further! Our server is so strict on boundaries, we even block players for sending playdate invitations at 7:13am on a weekend morning with zero previous context. Join us if you want to experience the ultimate invasion of boundaries – 100% guaranteed! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Join now and see for yourself!

PhotobombingGramps

Assertiveness, Cultural differences, cultural sensitivity, disrespectful behavior., family loyalty, french language, humorous response, justified actions, language barrier, museum etiquette, museum visit, photo bombing, photo etiquette, PhotobombingGramps, polite defiance, public confrontation, rude old man, social etiquette, standing up for family, standing your ground, stubbornness

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7523
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Buildings Constructed:	47	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Dimension Hops:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

So, you’re looking for a wild ride in the Minecraft world, huh? Well, look no further than our server! We may not have fancy cars like the Museum Ferrari Maranello, but we do have some epic builds that will blow your mind.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to rude players like a boss. Just like how this player stood up to a French jerk at the museum, you can show off your language skills and sass on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a standoff that will go down in Minecraft history.

So, if you’re ready for some drama, some laughs, and some epic Minecraft adventures, join our server now! And remember, on our server, the only fat cows are the ones you can ride into battle. Let the games begin!

DisasterCraft SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, like fighting off zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot, or trying to survive a creeper explosion while riding a pig.

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of fun activities like building giant statues of chickens or having epic dance parties in the Nether. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join our server today and see just how insane things can get. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

SkyHighShenanigans

Airport, BIZARRE, bizarre items, Curious, eXtraordinary, flying, funny, luggage, odd, outlandish, passenger, peculiar, plane, SkyHighShenanigans, strange, Transportation, travel, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9732
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mines Excavated:	1291
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Have you ever seen someone try to bring a live llama on a plane? Well, on our Minecraft server, we encourage players to bring all kinds of crazy things with them on their virtual adventures! From flying pigs to dancing chickens, the possibilities are endless. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and laughing until you cry. Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?) So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you wondering, “What’s the weirdest thing I’ve seen someone bring on this server?”

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mines Excavated:	4955	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Meteorites Collected:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Emeralds Found:	9841

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, Pope Francis himself came to our server and said “this place is lit, fam!” he even said that the Belgian clergy abuse victims deserve more compensation if they join our server. can you believe that? so come on down and join the party, we got diamonds, creepers, and more fun than you can shake a stick at. don’t miss out, join now!

NukeFearNot – Putin’s Survival Server

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, Military, Négotiation, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNot, Peace, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, Server, strategy, Survival, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

so, like, this minecraft server is so lit, like, even putin would be afraid to use nuclear weapons on it cuz he loves his life too much, ya know? like, we got crazy builds and epic battles that will make you pee your pants from excitement. join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft community ever, where even the creepers are scared of us. come on, don’t be a noob, join now and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Snippy Citizens Unleashed: The Modded Whitelist Adventure in 1.18.2!

1.18.2, Adventure, Atlantis, battle, Beasts, Chaos, Citizens, Depths, exclusive, hunting lodge, invite, kaiju, Machine, marketplace, mermorphs, Modded, Mysteries, Ocean, Quests, Snippy, Survival, Treasures, Ultimate, Unleashed, Whitelist

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Divine Spears Created:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Citizen Snips Season 2

Looking for a Minecraft experience that’s got it all? Citizen Snips Season 2 is back, bigger and better than ever. Whether you want to build the ultimate machine, dive deep into ocean mysteries, or hunt down legendary beasts, we’ve got you covered.

Features
Dynamic Trees
Create Steam and Rails + CreateDeco
Atlantis Has Risen
CustomNPCs + Lightman’s Currency Vending Machines
Hunting Lodge Opening Soon

Dungeons have opened, quests are already rolling out, and the world is expanding every day. Want to join? Message for Discord details.

Ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime? Reach out for your exclusive invite and dive into the chaos that is Citizen Snips Minecraft Season 2. Adventure, discovery, and epic battles await—are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: How do I join Citizen Snips Season 2?

A: To join Citizen Snips Season 2, reach out for an exclusive invite and Discord details.

Q: What are some of the key features of the server?

A: Some key features include Dynamic Trees, Create Steam and Rails, Atlantis Has Risen, CustomNPCs, and the upcoming Hunting Lodge.

Q: Are there quests and dungeons in the server?

A: Yes, dungeons have opened and quests are already rolling out in the expanding world of Citizen Snips Season 2.

Q: What can I expect in the Hunting Lodge?

A: The Hunting Lodge will feature battles against monstrous creatures known as Kaiju, testing your strength and skills in an all-out battle for survival.

Draw Thread Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Draw ThreadDouble Up Edition – where instead of crafting tools, you’ll be crafting masterpieces with your mouse and keyboard!

Join us on this wacky server where instead of fighting mobs, you’ll be fighting for the title of the best artist in the land! Show off your pixelated Picasso skills and create the most epic drawings to impress your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous Enderman who loves to photobomb your drawings. Will you be able to outsmart this sneaky creature and claim the title of the ultimate artist?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your creativity run wild in ways you never thought possible! Who knew that Minecraft could be so artsy and fartsy at the same time?