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CraftyDadJokes

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Potions Brewed:	166
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

BabyBumpCraft IVF Server

assisted reproduction, BabyBumpCraft, birth defects, exposure to medicines, fertility treatments, fetus development, first trimester, harm to fetus, ICSI, ivf, maternal health, maternal medication use, medication safety, Pregnancies, Pregnancy, pregnancy complications, prenatal care, reproductive technology, research, Risk, Server, teratogenic medicines

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Votes:	2920	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than an IVF pregnancy! our players are like embryos, constantly exposed to crazy medicines that can harm their virtual fetus… i mean, builds. but don’t worry, we make sure to keep things interesting with teratogenic twists and turns during the first trimester of gameplay. so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild as a science experiment gone wrong, then join us now!

Dreamland Slumberfest 1.20

#youtube, debut, Dreamland, Hide, ignore, Karaoke Archive, Lucid Dreamers, Media, member VODs, merch, naptime, Naptomos, New tuber, Nimi Nightmare, reminder, Report, Schedule, Slumberfest, Suggested dreams, twitter, twitter widgets, Unarchived dreams

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a whole new dimension of craziness! We got streams, karaoke, and even merch (TBA, but who cares)! Plus, we’re all about that Nimi Nightmare vibe, even though she hasn’t debuted yet (we miss her, man). And don’t even get me started on those Lucid Dreamers and their bait, naptomos – just report, hide, and ignore, bro. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

CatApology Minecraft Server

Agreement, Apology, Behavior, Boundaries, cat, CatApology, Communication, Conflict, Destruction, furious, grudge, Heartless, Minecraft, Note, passive aggressive, puzzle, roommate, Server, supervised, Treat, Trust, unreasonable

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9260
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of your roommate’s cat wreaking havoc in your Minecraft world? Join our server and never worry about virtual feline mischief again! Our server is cat-free and full of exciting adventures waiting for you to explore.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without the fear of it being destroyed by a mischievous cat. Join us and experience the freedom of creating without any interruptions from furry troublemakers.

Don’t let a real-life cat ruin your virtual fun. Join our server now and say goodbye to puzzle pieces being scattered everywhere by a sneaky feline. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BabyGuardian911

a hole, BabyGuardian911, Best Friend, Birthday, Chat, distraction, fragile, Invitation, lost baby, Niece, Offense, post, privacy, Protecting, questions, Respect, social media, Target, Upset, Warning

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8031
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Love Letters Sent:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Votes:	883	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the passing of Megan’s baby! Our community is like family, but with more chaos and less emotional support.

We have strict rules in place to protect fragile players like Megan, so you better watch your mouth or risk getting kicked out faster than you can say “off limits”. And don’t worry, we have plenty of drama queens ready to stir up trouble at any moment.

Join us for a night of fun and chaos, where anything can happen (except discussing the baby, of course). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions on our server like no other!

NoPeeBed Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoPeeBed, smp

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mines Excavated:	4031	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1232
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether.

First of all, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them carrots. Yeah, you heard me right. Flying. Pigs. And they drop diamonds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you straight to the End dimension. Forget about finding strongholds and killing the Ender Dragon the old-fashioned way. Just hop on the roller coaster and you’re there in no time.

But wait, there’s more! We have a custom plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly puppies. No more worrying about getting blown up by those green jerks. Now they just want to cuddle and play fetch with you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, always watch out for those sneaky flying pigs. They’re always up to something.

CraftyLiesMC

Adulthood, Beliefs, Believed, biggest lie, Challenges, Childhood, CraftyLiesMC, Expectations, experiences, growing up, learning, Life, misconceptions, personal growth, perspective, Reality, Reflection, Self Discovery, society, Truth, wisdom

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7214
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16

Are you tired of boring old reality where you can’t respawn after falling off a cliff? Well, come join our Minecraft server where death is just a minor inconvenience! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us. We have enchanted diamond armor for days and our players have built entire cities made out of solid gold blocks (because why not?). Join us and experience a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and you can ride pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and start living your best blocky life!

Mythical Rib Removal – AutoFun Server

alternative lifestyle, AutoFellatio, AutoFun, bizarre rumors, body modification, Celebrity Gossip, controversial celebrity, Extreme Measures, Marilyn Manson, modern mythology, Music (Industry), Mythical, outrageous stories, plastic surgery rumors, Removal, Rib, ribs removed, rock star myths, self pleasure, Server, sexual practices, Shock Rock, shock value, tabloid rumors, urban legend

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6815
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Star Shards Collected:	221
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Yo, ever heard of that crazy rumor that Marilyn Manson got his ribs taken out so he could suck his own d*ck? Well, that’s basically the level of insanity you can expect on this Minecraft server, except instead of self-pleasuring rockstars, we’ve got flying pigs and talking llamas! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock the power to shoot rainbow lasers out of your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

NeoParadise Earth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Towny

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5591
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mines Excavated:	1266
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Potions Brewed:	129
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4

No nonsense semi-vanilla earth Geopolitics SMP. High performance server located in Australia. Seasonal events and highly engaged playerbase. No towny upkeep or P2W mechanics.

114.129.190.181:30016

Veiled MC

Abilities, armor, Custom Armor, custom enchantments, Earth, Epic, Friends, Gear, Gems, hero pets, Legendary, Minecraft, mining adventures, passive income, Pets, Prison, PRIVATE MINES, rare, Robots, Skyblock, Tokens, Upgrades, visual effects

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8989
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Players Killed by Monsters:	5786	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	5049
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Star Shards Collected:	167	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

veiledmc.net

SEMI-VANILLA PRIVATES ECONOMY BUYER STORE server Minecraft

Architecture, Buyer, Community, Competitions, custom enchantments, design, Economy, Events, Ip:, magical world, Minecraft, privates, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shop, Shops, Store, Trade, wealth

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Welcome to Avalon Craft! This is a magical world where each player becomes the architect of his own destiny. Build, develop a unique economy and immerse yourself in an atmosphere of creativity and cooperation.

Server Features:

– Economy: Immerse yourself in the world of trade, create shops and accumulate wealth!

– Custom Enchantments: Unlock unique abilities like Bulldozer and Son of Thor to customize your playstyle!

– Design: Enjoy beautiful landscapes and detailed buildings.

– Community: Join friendly players and participate in events and competitions!

Connect to the server:

– Server IP: server.avaloncraft.ru

– Shop: shop.avaloncraft.ru

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