Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers to be your tour guide. He’ll show you all the best spots on the server, like the secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves or the enchanted forest where the trees drop golden apples instead of regular ones.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes (and maybe a stack of cooked chicken).
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next?
We did a study with like 436 players, all aged between 36-60, and found that playing on this server actually improved their mood better than any other treatment out there. It’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds instead of a boring old therapist.
So come join us and let’s get lost in this virtual world together. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?
| Main Guidelines | To leave the “meta” of pure Vanilla survival as unaltered as possible |
|---|---|
| Plugins | GriefPrevention, sleep voting, player item shops |
| Ranks | New, player (no benefits) |
| Features | No warps, no /tpa, no /sethome |
Laid back rules, close-knit community, events, and willingness to help each other.
Vanilla server feel, focus on long term projects, default currency is diamonds, spawn city protection, megabases welcome.
Hosted in Germany, Intel i9-9900k, Paper server, GriefPrevention for land claiming, various datapacks and tweaks.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server for players aged 18 and above? | Yes, the server is for players who are 18 or older. |
| Are there any donation perks or advantages for paying? | No, there are no donation perks or advantages for paying on this server. |
| Can players claim land and protect their builds? | Yes, players can use GriefPrevention to claim and protect their land. |
| Are there specific rules or guidelines for player behavior? | Yes, players are expected to be reasonable and respectful in their interactions. |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. Imagine soaring through the skies on the back of a diamond-dropping pig, living your best life in Minecraft.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary dancing cows that can break out into a synchronized dance routine at any moment. Who needs a disco ball when you have dancing cows to entertain you?
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other. Who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world where enemies just want to hug it out.
Witness the epic showdown between parents and a teacher who just can’t seem to keep her personal life out of the classroom. Who will come out on top in this battle of wits and wills? Only time will tell!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the teacher may or may not be favoring the girls in the classroom, leaving the boys feeling left out and unloved. Will they rise up and take back their rightful place in the academic hierarchy? Join now to find out!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, come on down to our server. Who needs reality TV when you have all this drama right at your fingertips? Join now and prepare for the ride of your virtual life!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will personally serenade you with his hauntingly beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark” every time you log in. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension where all the villagers speak in Shakespearean English and trade emeralds for memes.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but who’s counting?). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the sheer chaos and hilarity of our server, you’ll never want to log off again.
