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CraftyCuntz Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you pee your pants (literally, we’ve had accidents).

We’ve got a special feature where we screen record all the action, so you can relive those epic moments over and over again. Plus, you never know when you might catch a wild nip slip or two – it’s like a bonus prize for playing on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, you’re gonna need them!

UglyCarGang Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Love Letters Sent:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Have you ever seen a car that looks like it was designed by a blindfolded toddler with a crayon? Well, that’s basically what you’ll be driving in our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to cruise around in the most hideous vehicles you’ve ever laid eyes on. Trust us, you won’t be able to look away (or stop laughing)!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it that whoever finds this lair will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this poultry paradise?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a wild ride filled with ugly cars, golden eggs, and endless laughter. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you in our wacky world!

BlockBusterCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Emeralds Found:	7190	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ores Mined:	2325
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Are you tired of spending all your time watching porn and neglecting your Minecraft duties? Well, fear not, for our server is here to save you from the clutches of the naughty videos! Join us and you’ll be so busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers that you won’t even remember what porn is! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will personally ban you if he catches you watching porn on our server. So come on, join us and say goodbye to your porn addiction once and for all!

Kiingi’s Māori Monarch Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8257
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as kiingi tuheitia and his māori monarchy! build your own marae, battle rival tribes, and journey to your final resting place surrounded by generations of family…in minecraft! who needs real life when you can be a virtual king in a pixelated world? join now for the ultimate māori monarchy experience!

RedLineCraft

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	7

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join our server where we have red lines that u better not joke about or else russia will come after u! we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to cross the red line and a bear came out of nowhere and started dancing the macarena! u never know what’s gonna happen on our server, so join now for a wild ride! plus, we have free cake every tuesday and a secret underground disco where herobrine likes to bust a move. so what r u waiting for? come join us before russia gets ya!

Blocky Brain Scans: Predicting Treatment

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

come join dis epic minecraft server where we predict ur long-term treatment outcomes with BRAIN SCANS!!1! u think u just building houses and mining diamonds but nah fam, we taking care of ur mental health too! join us for a crazy ride of therapy sessions with creepers and skeletons, cuz why not?! plus, our therapists are actually endermen in disguise, so u know u in good hands. don’t be sad, come play with us and let us scan ur brain for fun and profit!

What is the IP for Vampyro111 Minecraft Server?

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Astral Projections Made:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5

Vampyro111 is a passionate content creator with a focus on gaming and entertainment. Known for their engaging commentary and captivating gameplay, they have built a strong following on platforms like Twitch and YouTube. With a love for all things supernatural and a knack for storytelling, Vampyro111 brings a unique perspective to their content that keeps viewers coming back for more.

Revere

Builder, enthusiasts, Explorer, Fun, Lovely, Minecraft, PvP, Redstone, REVERE, smp server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Join our fun and lovely SMP server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or redstone whiz, there’s something here for everyone!

play.revere.dev

Gladio’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Enchantments Applied:	270
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Votes:	2427	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take Operation Gladio to a whole new level! Join us as we create our own stay behind armies in the virtual world, controlling the game from within with epic battles and crazy missions.

Ever wondered what it would be like to be part of a radical far right terrorist group in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Team up with your friends and wreak havoc on our server, just like the CIA did in real life (allegedly).

Think you have what it takes to be a member of the Trench Coat Mafia in our Minecraft world? Show off your building skills and strategic gameplay as you navigate through our insane challenges and false flag operations.

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of other Operation Gladio type groups to choose from, so you can switch it up and keep the excitement going. From Proud Boys to Antifa, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So come join us and experience the ultimate conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where every move you make is controlled by the CIA (or is it?). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our virtual world!

Potential for Long-Term Bitcoin Gains Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing scarce is diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where scarcity is the name of the game, just like Bitcoin!

Picture this: you’re mining away, trying to find some precious resources, when suddenly a giant Bitcoin appears and starts wreaking havoc on the server! It’s up to you and your fellow players to defeat the Bitcoin boss and claim its riches for yourselves.

But that’s not all – every Friday, we have a special event where players have to compete in a jobs report challenge to determine Bitcoin’s next move. Will you be able to predict the market and make some sweet virtual cash? Join our server now and find out!

KiwiKraze Minecraft SMP

Adventure, AMERICANS, culture, foreign country, friendly people, international relations, KiwiKraze, KIWIS, landscapes, lord of the rings, Maori, middle earth, Minecraft, new zealand, Opinions, pacific ocean, perceptions, smp, southern hemisphere, Stereotypes, tourism, travel, vacation destination

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	9117	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more sheep than New Zealand! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own hobbit hole and battling creepers with nothing but a kiwi fruit! Our server is so epic, even the Americans think New Zealand is just a knock-off version of us. So come on, join the fun and show everyone that our SMP is the true land of adventure and sheep herding!