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CraftyCuntz Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	2730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Magic Items Found:	8526
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you pee your pants (literally, we’ve had accidents).

We’ve got a special feature where we screen record all the action, so you can relive those epic moments over and over again. Plus, you never know when you might catch a wild nip slip or two – it’s like a bonus prize for playing on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring an extra pair of pants, you’re gonna need them!

Minecraft SMP: DataDiggerz – Unearthing and Uploading digital treasures

archival, ArchiveTeam, Archiving, Bandwidth, Browser extension, computer resources, containers, CPU power, danger of shutting down, data preservation, DataDiggerz, Digital, Donating, HIGH priority, internet archive, irc, Minecraft, online data, Projects, smp, Treasures, Unearthing, uploading, Warrior program, wayback machine

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5636
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no purpose? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we embark on outrageous archiving efforts and projects to save the internet from doom!

Picture this: you’re mining away in the virtual world, when suddenly you receive a quest to help automatically archive websites that are in danger of shutting down. Use your few GB of space, unleash your CPU power, and save the day! Who knew Minecraft could be so heroic?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to forward URLs to the Wayback Machine for archival with a browser extension. It’s like being a digital superhero, fighting to preserve online history one click at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most insane archiving adventure the gaming world has ever seen! (Disclaimer: Saving the internet may or may not involve actual heroics, but it’s still pretty cool.)

HolyCraft Minecraft Server

anniversary dance, Canadian, Catholic, catholic guilt, Church, compromise, Expenses, GOD, Holycraft, Jewish, Lyrics, Minecraft, Music, parents, Paul and Mary, Paul of Peter, relationship, religious song, Server, synagogue, Traditional, wedding ceremony, wedding song

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	666
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Crops Grown:	2529	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Mines Excavated:	2276	New Chunks Explored:	123674

Are you tired of dealing with family drama over your wedding song choices? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the guilt trips and arguments over music selection.

On our server, you can create your own wedding ceremony with whatever songs you want – no judgment here! Whether you’re walking down the aisle to the Minecraft theme song or dancing to a remix of “Baby Shark,” the choice is yours.

Plus, our server is filled with supportive players who will cheer you on as you plan your virtual nuptials. Say “I do” to joining our server and leave the wedding song drama behind!

CraftyCouplesHomeSplit

borrowing power, breakup risk, coercive control, college enrollment, Commitment, CraftyCouplesHomeSplit, equitable contribution, estate disputes, financial abuse, financial responsibility, Home ownership, housing insecurity, income disparity, Inheritance, joint purchase, mortgage approval, property ownership, relationship dynamics, trust funds

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8516
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	6225	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this crazy relationship situation!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, where you can build your dream home without worrying about joint purchases or financial disputes.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live rent-free without any crazy ultimatums from your partner.

Don’t worry about housing insecurity or coercive control here, just pure fun and creativity in the world of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the real-life drama behind!

StrikeCraft: Hotel Havoc

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ores Mined:	3424

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have british mans getting killed by strikes in ukraine but dont worry we have respawn so you can keep playing and building your epic base! join now for the most intense and chaotic gameplay experience ever! plus, our admins are actually unicorns who grant wishes so you can have unlimited diamonds and build the most epic castle ever! dont miss out on this crazy adventure, join now!

Vanilla Ice meets Factions on Valdria, no square roots or curly fries allowed!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2991	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Valdria Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Factions Plugin	Team up, build your empire, and dominate the land in epic faction battles
Survival/PvP	Enjoy the thrill of survival with the excitement of PvP combat
Active Community	Meet new friends, join forces, and conquer challenges together
Events & Tournaments	Participate in regular events and tournaments to showcase your skills and win awesome rewards
Dedicated Staff	Helpful and dedicated staff to ensure you have the best experience

Join Valdria today and embark on an adventure like no other! https://discord.gg/aZdJXaMPxq

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Valdria server?

A: To join the server, you can use the IP address provided in the server information.

Q: Can I play on Valdria with friends?

A: Yes, you can team up with friends and create factions to dominate the land together.

Q: Are there rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, there are server rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community environment. Be sure to read and follow the rules to avoid any issues.

IsekaiCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Authorship, creativity, escapism, FANTASY, imagination, internet, Isekai genre, IsekaiCraft, light novels, Links, Main character, Minecraft, Novel writing, parallel universe, Reincarnation, self insert, Server, Stories, Vast World, virtual reality, Writing

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8546
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	1424
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest Isekai fantasies! Imagine being the main character in your very own Light Novel, battling monsters and saving kingdoms all while building epic structures in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Join us and experience the thrill of posting links to your stories online, knowing that one day you will be transported to your own Isekai world when you die. Who needs a boring afterlife when you can have your very own adventure-filled realm to explore?

So come on, join us on this crazy journey and see where your imagination takes you. Who knows, you might just become the hero of your own story in our fantastical Minecraft server!

Highway40Pickaxe in the Minecraft SMP

Adventure, American, americana, big truck, Country Lifestyle, country music, country roads, Cruising, Driving, highway cruising, highway forty, Highway40Pickaxe, Minecraft, on the road again, pick up truck, road trip, road trip playlist, Rural, smp, Southern, travel, truck driver, trucker

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9294
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Love Letters Sent:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Yeehaw, partner! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, saddle up and join our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have a good time!

Picture this: you’re cruising down the digital highway in your pixelated pick-up truck, blasting some tunes and dodging creepers left and right. But watch out for the bandit players who will try to steal your diamonds and TNT your base!

Join us for epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a rodeo with pigs and llamas (don’t ask how we got them to participate). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken Ranch, where the clucks are loud and the feathers are flyin’!

So grab your saddle, put on your cowboy hat, and join us on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Yeehaw!

BlockyLove Minecraft Server

advice, BETRAYAL, BlockyLove, Boundaries, Cheating, co parenting, Communication, Decision making, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, Guilt, hurt, Infidelity, love, Manipulation, Minecraft, moving on, parenting, relationship, self worth, Server, Support, Trust

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Votes:	1707	Dragon Eggs Found:	926
Endless Night Skies:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life relationships and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of romance (in-game, of course).

Forget about that cheating partner of yours, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be cheating on is gravity as you soar through the skies on your trusty elytra. Build a castle fit for a king, mine for diamonds like a pro, and team up with other players to take down the Ender Dragon in style.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into thinking you’re the one at fault – on our server, the only thing you’ll be feeling is pure joy and excitement as you explore new realms and conquer new challenges. So come join us, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant statue of a chicken. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with relationship woes!

CraftyCoworkerConundrum

Boundaries, Communication Issues, coworker drama, coworker relationships, CraftyCoworkerConundrum, ex boyfriend, flirting accusations, friend zone, leading someone on, Miscommunication., personal boundaries, professional behavior, social cues, uncomfortable situations, unwanted advances, work drama, work friendships, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette, Workplace Relationships

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3564
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like the ones in this wild workplace story.

Imagine mining for diamonds while dealing with coworkers who think they know your love life better than you do. Will you be accused of leading someone on just for being friendly? Will you have to navigate awkward situations like someone trying to “rescue” you from a conversation that you’re actually perfectly fine with? Only on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages from coworkers who think they have a say in your relationships. Will you be labeled as an asshole for simply being yourself? Will you have to defend your actions to people who should really just mind their own business? It’s all part of the fun on our server!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than a workplace full of gossip and misunderstandings, join us now! Who knew virtual mining could come with so much virtual drama?

NSFWNoobMistakesMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, Communication, consent, education, Experience, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, NSFW, NSFWNoobMistakesMinecraftSMP, Pleasure, Practice, Preparation, regrets, satisfaction, Self Discovery, sexual acts, taboo, Technique

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary golden potato, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs! And that’s not all – our server is home to the most outrageous parties where players compete in dance-offs to win rare loot and show off their best blocky dance moves.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to practice NSFW acts in Minecraft? Well, on our server, anything goes! From building giant phallic structures to engaging in pixelated pillow fights, you’ll never run out of ways to spice up your Minecraft experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might just discover a whole new side of Minecraft you never knew existed.