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CraftyCritiqueMC Minecraft Servers

CraftyCritiqueMC Minecraft Servers

  • CraftyCritiqueMC

    CraftyCritiqueMC
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 2140
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Fairy Circles Danced In: 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

    On our server, we have a special feature where you can criticize your friends without sounding rude or brutal. That’s right, you can roast your buddies to your heart’s content and they won’t even get mad! It’s all in good fun, of course.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Pigman King in battle, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to claim this epic prize?

    So come join us on our server for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created. See you there!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mom’s Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 2291
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 45 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Ores Mined: 995 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about their families? Join our server where we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – spending all your diamonds on spices and lamb meat instead of helping your sick mother! Our community of black pipo will show you how to prioritize your priorities and have a good time doing it. So why waste your time on sympathy when you could be building a spice empire in Minecraft? Join us now and let the spice flow!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

    VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 6259
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Meteorites Collected: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked by our resident troll, who has a penchant for turning everyone’s houses into giant toilets.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.

    And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GirlfriendAwayMinecraftServer

    GirlfriendAwayMinecraftServer
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 8986
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Are you tired of dealing with messy situations like a house full of unruly dogs and piles of laundry? Well, on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds. No more cleaning up after virtual pets or worrying about coming home to a mess – unless, of course, you consider a creeper explosion a mess!

    Join us and experience the thrill of walking three dogs at once, except these dogs won’t poop on your bed or chew up your furniture. Instead, they’ll accompany you on epic quests and help you battle monsters in the virtual realm. Who needs real-life stress when you can have virtual adventures with your trusty Minecraft canine companions?

    So, if you’re ready to escape the chaos of everyday life and embark on a journey filled with laughter, fun, and blocky madness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget about all the real-life drama waiting for you back home.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WifeCraft: Inked & Linked

    WifeCraft: Inked & Linked
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 8156
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old tattoos that actually look like your significant other? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with goth-looking Bratz-inspired pinup girls that definitely do not resemble your partner.

    We promise you’ll have a blast exploring our virtual world, where tattoos are meant to be unique and edgy, just like our community. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where the only rule is to never get a tattoo that looks like your SO?

    So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild with outrageous ink designs that will make your partner question their own tattoo choices. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find inspiration for your next real-life tattoo that definitely won’t look like your loved one.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyBlockz: Crafting unique experiences for gamers!

    CraftyBlockz: Crafting unique experiences for gamers!
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    Players: 103/600 Votes: 7487
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 229 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 44

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, on this server, pigs can fly, cows can breakdance, and creepers tell the best jokes in town.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and dreams.

    Join now and embark on wild adventures, build magnificent structures, and make friends with the most bizarre creatures you’ll ever meet. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

    So what are you waiting for? Come on over to our server and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • F16RaidNLandMC

    F16RaidNLandMC
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    Players: 99/500 Votes: 4245
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 211 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Magic Items Found: 7737

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you won’t believe the craziness that goes down here. we got, like, flying pigs that shoot laser beams out their eyes and, like, talking sheep that give you quests to find magical diamonds.

    oh, and get this, we have a secret underground base where you can ride on the backs of giant spiders and battle evil zombies with, like, super cool weapons. it’s, like, totally epic, dude.

    and, like, the best part is, we have this crazy rule where you can use F-16 fighter jets to, like, bomb the crap out of other players’ bases. it’s, like, total chaos but in, like, a fun way, you know?

    so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server and, like, experience the madness for yourself. you won’t regret it, bro.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Plasmid-Proofed Minecraft Server

    Plasmid-Proofed Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 4953
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Alien Abductions: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Runes Activated: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can, liek, battle against evil plasmids with bacterial defense strategies? well, u r in luck cuz our server has all dat and more!

    imagine u and ur friends teaming up to fight off plasmids tryna take over the server. u gotta use ur wits and quick thinking to outsmart those sneaky little buggers. but dont worry, cuz we got ur back with all the tools and weapons u need to defeat them.

    plus, our server is, liek, totally cutting-edge with the latest genome-editing technology. u can customize ur character in ways u never thought possible. wanna have wings and shoot fireballs out of ur hands? no problem, we got u covered.

    so, what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epic battles begin! trust me, u wont regret it.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server

    VIA DISCORD OPK ISSUE Minecraft server
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 8877
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Chimeras Created: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Crops Grown: 7239 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    The owner of the server “VIA DISCORD OPKU VIDAVAT” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    51.91.214.194:26186

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  • DescendantCraft – The OG Minecraft Server

    DescendantCraft – The OG Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 2393
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Villages Defended: 9 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride full of adventure, mystery, and chaos. We’ve got void shard farming, module data, and vault spots that will blow your mind. And don’t even get us started on our module combination percentages – they’re so insane, you’ll be questioning reality.

    But wait, there’s more! Explore record locations that will leave you speechless and follow our roadmap to uncover hidden treasures. Download our server now and get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life.

    So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism – you’re gonna need it!

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  • DrVespaFellOffMinecraftSMP

    DrVespaFellOffMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 98/100 Votes: 2089
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 14 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Dimension Hops: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in all of Minecraft land!

    Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of wild wolves trained in the art of karate.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Vespa Gang, a group of players who ride around on Vespas and cause chaos wherever they go. Just last week, one of our members tried to do a sick trick off a cliff but ended up crashing into a tree and creating a new mini-game called “Vespa Parkour”.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server today and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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