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CraftyCritique

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Farms Harvested:	757
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4166
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant flying squids, mining diamonds with a spoon, and riding on the backs of dragons while belting out show tunes.

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to explode because they know they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our players.

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, danger, and maybe a few exploding sheep, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BoysBuildGirlsDont – Minecraft SMP

Behavior, Boys, BoysBuildGirlsDont, Communication, confusion, Cultural differences, DATING, emotions, Empathy, gender differences, Gender Roles, Girls, love, Minecraft, misunderstandings, Perspectives, Psychology, relationships, smp, social norms, society, Stereotypes, Understanding

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle!

Join our server if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords. Girls will never understand the thrill of watching boys trying to build the tallest tower made entirely out of TNT, only to have it blow up in their faces (literally).

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. Girls will never understand why boys spend hours trying to tame these fashionable llamas just to have them throw a wild dance party every night.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild and wacky as you are, join us now and prepare for the most insane adventures you’ve ever experienced in the blocky world!

MineCraftWholesomeness

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1790
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Void Gems Collected:	38	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Have you ever seen a creeper stop mid-explosion to give a hug instead? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to witness pigs flying, zombies doing the cha-cha, and villagers starting a boy band. Our server is so wholesome, even the Ender Dragon bakes cookies for newcomers. Don’t miss out on the wackiest and most heartwarming Minecraft experience of your life!

TribalTown: Indigenous Mayor Madness

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7013
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Alien Abductions:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

lol so like, this server is like the Brazil of Minecraft servers, bro. we got a record-high number of Indigenous mayors and other municipal officials, like, running the show. it’s cray cray, man. we’re all about increasing representation and making sure everyone’s rights are fulfilled, ya know? join us and be a part of this epic journey to equality and diversity in the Minecraft world. plus, our mayors throw the best parties, you don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. come join us and let’s make history together, one block at a time. #IndigenousPower #PartyLikeAMayor

Loud Trucks VS Drag Guys

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you want a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a squirrel on a trampoline? Well, look no further, because this server is the bomb diggity! We’ve got more loud trucks than a monster truck rally, and let me tell you, straight guys go absolutely bananas for them. It’s like catnip for their manly souls.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco ball on steroids. We’ve got more neon lights than a Las Vegas casino, and the party never stops. You’ll be dancing like a maniac in no time.

And don’t even get me started on the epic stories you’ll hear on this server. We’ve got tales of dragons, unicorns, and even a talking potato named Spud. It’s like a bedtime story on steroids, and you won’t be able to get enough.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server in town. Join us now and prepare for the wildest ride of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get this party started, gamers!

flairvanillamc

Adventure, Anarchy, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Farming, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mines Excavated:	1512	Void Gems Collected:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Flair Vanilla – Enjoy a classic survival, anarchy like experience with minimal plugins. Griefing and farming are allowed. Join now and contribute to the community.

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When MC

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5068
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Pagla MC is a Minecraft server with multiple gamemodes like Lifesteal, Survival, Custom Survival, Headsteal and much more.

Pagla MC also have a dedicated PvP server which have all main gamemodes like Nethpot, Diapot, Cartpvp, Build UHC and much more.

We have active staffs, fair gameplay, regular events and cheapest ranks starting from rupees 49 only…..

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Insane Gamer Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9923
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	528
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6

Are you tired of being a lonely hermit in Minecraft? Join our server and make virtual friends who will never leave you! Our community is full of players who are just as socially awkward as you, so you’ll fit right in. Plus, rumor has it that if you build a pixelated girlfriend in-game, she’ll come to life and love you forever. Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into a world where you can finally feel like you belong. Join now and say goodbye to your real-life loneliness!

Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

Another Crab’s Treasure, art direction, better written, bloodstream contamination, crab, environmental issues, gameplay, Graphic design, metaphor, microplastics, Minecraft, narrative depth, ocean conservation, ocean pollution, pollution awareness, preachy, serious themes, smp, storytelling, ui design, video games, vomit-like UI

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2593
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

TherapistGoneWild

Boundaries, cancer treatment, career path, comfort meals, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, friendship, meal train, mental health, Opinions, personal attacks, self-care, social media etiquette, Support, surgery recovery, Therapist, TherapistGoneWild, Therapy

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Crops Grown:	9873
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mines Excavated:	3313	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8635
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crops Grown:	8893
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32

Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!