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CraftyCriminals Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Endless Night Skies:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything goes! Need a break from the real world? Come join us and let your wildest dreams come true.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday.

Our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who are always up for a good laugh. We even have a secret underground dance party where the creepers are the DJs!

But the best part? We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Legend has it that the chest is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to uncover the treasure and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

“just a normal smp”🤫💀🔥

1.17, 1.21, Anarchy, bedrock, bedrock edition, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, errors, Fun, gameplay, java edition, Join, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, normal, OneBlock, Play, PvP, Server, SERVER HOST, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Updates, Version

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Secret Passages Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Falling into the Void:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ores Mined:	1522
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Animals Bred:	126	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Hi I opened an minecraft server U can join at java and bedrock edition Server version is 1.17-1.21(u can join at lower version but it will have some error)Have funBc it will have some problem when you play😈

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PixelStorage Minecraft Server

apartment, best place, burglars, clever hiding place, confidential files, covert storage, Data Protection, digital security, discreet storage, external SSD, Hide, home security, Minecraft, personal belongings, PixelStorage, porn backup, Protect, secret hiding spot, SECURITY, Server, theft prevention, USB drive, Wife

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8722
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3290	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Looking for a place to hide your precious USB drive or external SSD from pesky glowies, burglars, and even your snoopy spouse? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our world is filled with secret hiding spots that even the most skilled thieves couldn’t uncover.

Join us and build your own fortress with hidden compartments, trapdoors, and secret tunnels to keep your porn backup safe and sound. Who knew protecting your stash could be so fun and adventurous? Plus, with our vibrant community of players, you’ll never have a dull moment as you defend your digital treasures from all who dare to steal them.

So come on over to our server and start hiding your USB drives like a pro. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back – your secret hiding spots may just become legendary tales whispered among players for generations to come.

SubhumanSMP – Minecraft SMP: I Am Convinced

advocating, computer accessories, computer peripherals, computer setups, Convinced, digital tools, full hd monitors, libre office, Minecraft, monitor size, office software, Opinions, personal choices, Preferences, productivity tools, smp, subhumans, SubhumanSMP, Tech Trends, Technology, user preferences, wireless peripherals, wireless technology, workspace organization

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5830
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	6551	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. The chicken was wielding a diamond sword and challenging all players to a duel. It was chaos, but oh so entertaining!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs. Imagine dancing to the beat while dodging explosive dance moves – talk about a party to remember!

And if that’s not convincing enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly for five minutes. Who wouldn’t want to soar through the skies like a majestic eagle?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other wild adventures await you in our crazy world!

BBQ Bash Minecraft Server

barbeque, Bash, bbq, cluttered, coffee, DIRTY, dirty dishes, displeased host, division of expenses, drinks, friend’s house, lack of cooperation, lack of courtesy, lack of effort, lack of hospitality, lack of preparation, Minecraft, mutual friend, Party, Server, uncomfortable environment, unhelpful girlfriend, unhelpful host

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to make you pay for groceries or clean up after us like some ungrateful hosts at a BBQ!

Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about making coffee for lazy hosts or dividing up the cost of virtual groceries. Our server is clutter-free and full of exciting challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on over and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be dividing is your time between mining for diamonds and battling creepers. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with ungrateful hosts and dirty dishes.

StepFamilySueCraft

BETRAYAL, biological father, child support, deposit account, ENTITLEMENT, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, financial injustice, financial responsibility, grandpa’s will, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, lawsuit, legal action, legal rights, sibling rivalry, Siblings, stepfamily, StepFamilySueCraft, stepmother

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Astral Projections Made:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family inheritance battles and step into a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and build your dream house without worrying about missing deposits or greedy stepmothers.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build your own empire, without any pesky siblings stealing your hard-earned resources. Plus, we have special quests and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your family drama behind. Who needs 50K EUR when you can have unlimited diamonds and gold in Minecraft? It’s time to show your family who the real boss is in the world of blocks!

GoldRushMC Server: Milei’s Mystery Transfer

abroad, argentina, assets, Business, Destination, Economy, EL PAÍS English, Financial, Foreign, GOLD, GoldRushMC, Government, investigation, milei, Mileis, Mystery, quantities, reserves, scandal, Server, speculation, Transfer, transparency

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8048
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ores Mined:	4861	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the biggest treasure hunt ever! we have hidden all of Argentina’s gold in the game and you have to find it before Milei gets mad! he’s been looking for it everywhere but we hid it so well he can’t find it!

rumor has it that the gold was actually transferred abroad by a sneaky player who wanted to keep it all for themselves. but we won’t tell you who it was, you have to figure it out on your own!

if you find all the gold, you’ll become the richest player in the game and everyone will bow down to your epic minecraft skills. but be careful, there are traps and challenges along the way that will test your bravery and cunning.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and embark on the craziest treasure hunt of your life! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the mystery of Argentina’s gold along the way.

CraftyComrades: RIP Prisoner

Accountability, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, Geneva Conventions, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, Luhansk, military aggression, Prisoner, prisoner of war, RIP, russia, russian military, Ukraine, Ukrainian forces, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	601
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, bro. We got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. You can, like, build a house out of candy and ride a giant chicken into battle. It’s, like, a total party up in here.

And, get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can fight off zombie llamas with laser eyes. Plus, we have a disco party every night with DJ Villager spinning sick beats.

But wait, there’s more! We have a quest where you have to rescue a princess from a herd of evil sheep. And if you beat the quest, you get a pet panda that farts diamonds.

So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s, like, the craziest, most epic Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Trust me, bro, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

KrautCraft: White People’s Kimchi

Cabbage, culinary comparisons, cultural cuisine, ethnic dishes, fermented foods, food preservation, food stereotypes, German cuisine, Healthy Eating, homemade fermentation, international foods, kimchi, Korean cuisine, KrautCraft, lacto-fermentation, peoples, pickled vegetables, probiotics, SAUERKRAUT, tangy flavors, traditional foods, White, white people

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6299
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

hey u! do u like minecraft? do u like sauerkraut? well, do we have the server for u! come join us on our epic minecraft server where sauerkraut is the main currency!

imagine building a castle made entirely out of sauerkraut blocks, or battling other players with sauerkraut swords! the possibilities are endless on our sauerkraut-filled server.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a little secret – our server is actually run by sauerkraut-loving aliens who have come to earth to spread the joy of fermented cabbage to all minecraft players. join us and be a part of the sauerkraut revolution!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most sauerkraut-tastic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it.

Mastodon Mayhem: Rewriting History!

ancient civilizations, ancient history, anthropology, Archaeological Findings, archaeology, Cerutti Mastodon, early humans, evolutionary history, Fossil discovery, fossil excavation, History, human evolution, human origins, ice age, Mastodon, MAYHEM, MegaFauna, Megafauna Extinction, paleoanthropology, Paleontology, prehistoric animals, Prehistoric discoveries, ReWriting, scientific discovery

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a story that will blow ur mind like a creeper explosion! so listen up, there was this thing called the Cerutti Mastodon, a fossil that could totally rewrite the human story. like, imagine if humans and mastodons were bffs back in the day, building epic structures together and going on wild adventures. that’s the kind of history u’ll uncover on this server, where every block tells a tale and every mob has a secret to spill. join now and be part of the legend, cuz this server is lit like a nether portal on fire!

JudoMaster Minecraft Server

athlete, black belt, Combat Sport, Competition, Dedication, discipline, Dojo, grappling, Judoka, JudoMaster, martial artist, Martial Arts, master of Judo, mental toughness, Minecraft, perseverance, Physical fitness, self defense, Server, skill, strength, Technique, Training

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Crops Grown:	5117	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2180
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Enchantments Applied:	96

Are you tired of being the underdog in Minecraft PvP battles? Are you wondering why your character isn’t as strong as you’d like? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret dojo where you can train with the master of Judo himself! That’s right, he may not look like much in-game, but once you’ve mastered the art of Judo, you’ll be flipping your enemies left and right like a pro. Join now and unleash your inner martial artist on unsuspecting players!