CraftyCrimeOilStrike Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCrimeOilStrike

Attack, BBC, Conflict, CraftyCrimeOilStrike, Crimea, eastern europe, european union, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, News, occupied Crimea, oil depot, Politics, russia, sanctions, strikes, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, War

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Secret Passages Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
New Chunks Explored:	302231	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv

communication cut off, cross-border relations, diplomatic relations, east asia, geopolitical issues, inter-Korean relations, international relations, isolated regime, Korean border, Korean division, Korean Peninsula, military standoff, North Korea, NorthKoreaNoRoadsSrv, political conflict, rail links, regional stability, road links, south korea, Tensions, transportation disruption

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	813
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Horror Stories Survived:	6

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be, man. it’s like, so wild that even North Korea is like, “nah, we can’t handle this level of madness.” they literally cut off all the roads and trains to South Korea just to avoid getting sucked into the chaos of this server.

if you wanna join, be prepared for some insane adventures. like, one time, a player rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava, but instead of dying, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot diamonds out of their eyes.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground city filled with talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the server? yeah, it’s a thing.

so, if you’re ready to dive into the most bonkers Minecraft server out there, come join us. just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. you’ll be hooked on the craziness forever.

Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server

core symptom, depression treatment, experimental studies, Innovative treatments, longer term, magic mushrooms, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, mood enhancement, neurotransmitters, optimism, Potential, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Rats, research, serotonin, Server, Shroomy, Therapy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Buildings Constructed:	32
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.

Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

adult entertainment, adult industry, bedrock, blocky, Discreet, escort services, fantasy fulfillment, fetish, genuine, hire, kink, Minecraft, not joking, paid companionship, paid services, privacy, Prostitute, question.., Server, sex, taboo, Unconventional, voyeurism, watch

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7150
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where you can watch our owner have wild and crazy adventures with a virtual prostitute! It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form! Plus, you never know what other wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon while playing. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience!

Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP

Doctor, Focus, goal-setting, health, law of attraction, manifestation, manifestation techniques, MANIFESTING, manifesting success, medication, mental health, mindset, Minecraft, Modafinil, motivation, positivity, Prescription, productivity, self improvement, smp, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Void Gems Collected:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	8042	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

SisterHIPPACraft

code of conduct, confidentiality breach, ethical dilemma, ethical standards, HIPPA violation, legal implications, moral responsibility, patient confidentiality, personal bias, personal vendetta, privacy violation, professional boundaries, professional ethics, professional misconduct, reporting misconduct, reporting unethical behavior, sister-in-law, SisterHIPPACraft, Therapist, therapy session, trust issues

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3376
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Divine Spears Created:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Potions Brewed:	158
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

CatFactsMC SMP

CatFactsMC, smp

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Zombie Dances:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Animals Bred:	142
Votes:	310	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

BlockyJerkzMC

10. violation of trust, 11. inappropriate behavior, 12. personal boundaries, 13. uncomfortable situations, 14. unwanted behavior, 15. disrespectful actions, 16. inappropriate conduct, 17. violation of trust, 18. Personal boundaries, 19. uncomfortable situations, 2. sexual harassment, 20. unwanted behavior, 3. uncomfortable situations, 4. boundaries crossed, 5. personal violation, 6. awkward encounters, 7. unwanted advances, 8. disrespectful actions, 9. inappropriate conduct, BlockyJerkzMC, Inappropriate Behavior

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Mines Excavated:	1999
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Elephant Wrinkle Wars

African elephants, Animal Behavior, Asian elephants, conservation, Elephant, elephants, Evolution, genetics, Humboldt University of Berlin, left-trunked, mammal, Morphology, research, right-trunked, skin, species comparison, study, TRUNK, Wars, wildlife, wrinkle, wrinkles

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the elephants have wrinkles that reveal if they are left or right-trunked!! 🐘🤯 our scientists at Humboldt University of Berlin have discovered this mind-blowing fact and now you can witness it for yourself in the game!

not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍

if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness

Crafty Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

action, animation, Anime, chainsaw, chainsaw man, chainsaw man anime, Crafty, dark fantasy, Director, exciting news, highly anticipated, Horror, man, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, New Project, Reze-hen, Reze-hen adaptation, Server, shonen jump, Supernatural, Tatsuya Oishi, Tatsuya Oishi director, upcoming release

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5166
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	77	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Potions Brewed:	161	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where Tatsuya Oishi himself will be directing “Chainsaw Man: Reze-hen”! That’s right, you can build and mine while being immersed in the world of Chainsaw Man!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

The Hotel Hooligans Minecraft SMP

Hazbin Hotel Helluva Boss Charlie Blitzo Moxxie Millie Loona Demon Hell Hotel Princess Assassin Startup Overpopulation Rehabilitation Kingdom Pilot YouTube Cytube Fanfic, hooligans, Hotel, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	518
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Emeralds Found:	8221	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server! Join us for a wild ride through Hell with Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. And if that’s not enough, follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell in Helluva Boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.