Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!
Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving pig king. Or how about taking on the challenge of building a house made entirely out of exploding TNT blocks?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of ninja chickens who will teach you the ways of stealth and combat. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and talking trees.
So why does this game exist, you ask? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle while wearing a top hat made of enchanted cheese? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!
>be me
>join this epic Minecraft server
>meet the most beautiful pixelated girl
>she’s building a castle and slaying zombies like a boss
>we team up to conquer the virtual world
>she laughs at my terrible jokes and calls me her Minecraft knight in shining armor
>we dance in the pixelated moonlight, our diamond swords gleaming
>but then she drops a bombshell
>”I already have a Minecraft boyfriend, but I can’t resist your blocky charm”
>so now I’m torn between love and loyalty in this virtual world
>join this server for love triangles and epic adventures, where pixels collide and hearts are broken in the most hilarious ways!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the clutches of normalfags and live your best virtual life! Imagine watching a YouTuber on our server, only to discover that they are actually a secret agent trying to take over the virtual world. Join us and help foil their evil plans!
On our server, you can own a home that defies all laws of physics. Want a floating castle made entirely out of diamond blocks? No problem! Need a secret underground lair filled with lava traps and hidden treasure? We’ve got you covered!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can go on vacations to exotic virtual destinations like the Nether, the End, or even the mysterious Far Lands. Who needs a real vacation when you can explore endless virtual worlds filled with danger and adventure?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to normalfags forever. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that leads all the way to the top of the virtual world!
Welcome to our insaneMinecraft server where we believe in mandatorystate–mandatedsex for all employed men! Feeling lonely and sexually deprived? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll get all the love and attention you deserve!
Join us for a wild and crazy time as we build and explore together in a world where sex is mandatory and loneliness is a thing of the past. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous experience!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being pathetic is a requirement! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while playing!
– Our zombiesbreak out into dance parties instead of attacking you. Who knew the undead had such killer moves?
– The creepers have been trained to give out hugs instead of exploding. It’s a real blast…of love!
– Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. Don’t worry, it’s all washable paint.
– The villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. Their hit song? “Trading with My Heart.”
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Don’t forget…you’re pathetic!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join now and be a part of the epic adventure that awaits you.
Picture this: Erdogan is visiting Iraq tomorrow to sign an agreement for a permanent military base in Iraq. But guess what? He’s actually signing up to join our server! That’s right, Turkey is becoming a major military power in the Minecraft world, and you can be a part of it too.
Imagine building your own fortress with Erdogan himself, strategizing and conquering other players with your newfound military might. The political implications are endless, but the fun is guaranteed on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a military powerhouse like Erdogan himself!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where making friends is as easy as mining diamonds! Back in 1990, 33% of Americans had 10 or more close friends, but in 2021, that percentage dropped to 13%. We believe those missing friends are all hanging out on our server, building epic friendshipswhile constructinginsane creations!
Join us and be part of a community where having zero friends is a thing of the past – we’ve got virtual buddies galore! So what happened these past two decades? Simple – everyone flocked to our server for the ultimate social experience in the Minecraft universe! Don’t be left out, come join us and level up your social game like never before!
> So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where everyone is a shota or loli character! But like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and definitely not creepy at all.
> You can join and be part of this cute little world where everyone is just adorable and innocent, just like you!
> Plus, there’s a secret conspiracy going on where some players think you’re a pedo just because you like shota/loli stuff. Like, what even? But don’t worry, we’ll protect you from those haters and have your back.
> So come join THE CUTEST MINECRAFT SERVER EVER and prove those haters wrong! Let’s show them that being a shota/loli fan doesn’t make you a bad person, it just makes you extra kawaii! 🌈💖
Welcome to our Minecraftserver, where the hunt for hidden treasures is more intense than searching for your lost weed! Imagine a world where you can split entire apartments into atoms just to find that precious green herb.
Join us and experience the thrill of finding your girlfriend’s secret stash of weed, only to smoke it and leave her clueless. Who knew that a simple game of Minecraft could lead to such hilarious antics?
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll uncover your own hidden treasures in the most unexpected places, like finding your weed under the keyboard of your PC. And the best part? Getting away with it scot-free while your girlfriend remains agitated “for no reason.”
So come on, join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, mischief, and outrageous stories that you’ll never forget. Who needs reality when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?
Are you ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other? Join our server and embark on a journey that will leave you ribbiting with excitement!
>be me
>Romanian
>go to the super market
>check the sea food section
>see frog legs
>it says that they be from taiwan
>always wanted to try so i buy them
>get a asian sweet chilly sauce too
>back home
>beat the eggs for batter
>reminds that i Don t have bread crumbs
>decide to crush some shrimp flavoured instant noodles and use them instead of bread crumbs
>mix the Little bag of shrimp flavour sauce into the eggs too
>Air fry the legs at 200° Celsius for 20 mins
>serve them with the sweet chilly sauce
>not badthanks taiwanese frog hunter.
Join our server for a taste of the unexpected! Who knows what crazy concoctions you’ll come up with in our virtual world? Build, explore, and feast on frog legs from Taiwan like never before! Don’t miss out on the fun – hop on over to our server today!
Embark on a quest to reach the pinnacle of Minecraft exploration and creation. You start as an idiot who knows nothing of the world. You punch trees but just hurt your hands. Life is not easy as you set out on this adventure. You see, it would be just a little easier to have a few friends to help you learn new ways to survive through group achievements. Though you can do it all yourself. As you make your way through this Mod pack you will learn more about the mods you have skipped over due to faster, better options. Make no mistake this is a long-term server, and it will take you some time to complete all the ages on your own. Of course, it is your choice. There are 7 ages and the last one gives you access to some powerful creative items. The game progresses with “you” per stage you are in. Like the medieval age? You do not have to move on. Everything is locked behind stages. WAILA, Maps, Ores, Dimensions, and so on.
Welcome to Slayer Survival.Version 1.8x up to 1.18 Bedrock and Java Edition!Take advantage of our server;– Events.– Rank System.– Clan System.– PvP released at Night.– War between Clans.– Balanced economy.– Exclusive Items.– McMMO system– Differentiated Armor (Emerald Among Others).– And much more…
A tight-knit discord community welcoming quite literally anyone. We are a server based around the incredibly popular and masterful Berserk manga series, and we are avid fans.
This server has a truck load of RPG elements such as Mana, Skills, Dungeons, Random Boss Encounters, Loot, Custom Mobs, Custom Pets, A Super Cool Custom Shop GUI, Custom Music and more!
Welcome to the Mooshroom smp we are just normal vanilla mc server it would me awesome if u joined. So see you around! PS: You must join the discord to be whitelisted
Venture into the wild, untouched wilderness of Azkabanz, where the spirit of true survival meets immersive gameplay enhancements. Our server is a haven for Minecraft enthusiasts who are seeking a blend of classic survival and exciting new features. Here, your craft, build, mine, explore, and level up your way to greatness in our uniquely designed world.
Server Levels and Skills: Level up via our ranking system and enhance your gameplay with 15 unique skills and perks.
Claiming and Player Shops: Claim your own land, purchase extra claim blocks, and set up your own shop to sell items.Teams: Form alliances with other players and strategize together to level up your team.Playtime Levels and Daily Rewards: The more you play, the more rewards you earn.Cosmetics: Show off your style with Particle Effects, Emotes, and Pets available in our store.Modern Version: We’re running on Minecraft 1.19.4, so you can enjoy all the latest features.Custom Generation: Our world offers custom-generated terrain for a unique exploration experience.Arena and Combat Log: Engage in PvP in our arena, and never worry about players logging out mid-combat.Lottery and Sell Wands: Try your luck in our lottery and simplify your gameplay with Sell Wands.Graves and Backpacks: Keep your loot safe when you die, and carry extra items in handy backpacks.Ranks and Quests: Complete engaging quests and climb the ranks for added perks.AFK Zone and Leaderboards: Earn rewards while AFK and compete with fellow players on our leaderboards.Auction House and Crates: Sell items to other players and discover loot in our pre-configured crates.
Azkabanz Minecraft is a community-driven environment. Here, every player has a voice, and teamwork is encouraged. So, are you ready to take on the challenge and survive in the wilderness of Azkabanz? Join us today and become a part of our ever-growing community.
The owner of the “FunVanilla – Private Server” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.
the very bright annoying ugly stupid color yellow I hate the color so if if if you don’t like join this server cause we don’t support yellow or anyone who does like yellow they shall pay
Thank you for viewing our page! We are Ducks Network. We currently offer Survival Multiplayer (SMP) with a few useful plugins. We have a Discord server that we are trying to gain members in so we can start working on other types of servers in the future since we will not always be JUST SMP. So, come join us invite anyone you can, and help us get our player count in the upper 100’s. We will eventually be coding our own plugins and making different types of servers when we gain an active player-base!
