CraftyCreeperToiletTissue

Alternative, bathroom, CraftyCreeperToiletTissue, Creative, EMBARRASSING, emergency, funny, hygiene, Improvisation, Makeshift, odd, personal hygiene, quirky, Resourceful, strange, substitute, Survival, toilet paper, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Mines Excavated:	2638	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	434

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you’ve ever used a cactus as a substitute for toilet paper and survived to tell the tale. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crafting your own toilet paper out of spider silk and zombie flesh in no time!

We’ve got a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted toilet paper rolls guarded by a pack of angry wolves. Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and emerge victorious with the softest bum in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most bizarre and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your own toilet paper…you never know what you’ll need to wipe with in our world!

Just another vanilla server with a fancy name and a sprinkle of spice… stay whitelisted, my friends!

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, city, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Crafting, Discord, diverse players, Dragon Elytra Drops, enjoy minecraft, Fancy, Friends, global player base, Grief Protection, high-quality community, latest features, like-minded individuals, measures in place, Nether, PVP Event, redstone engineer, Server, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, small friendly group, smp, Spice, sprinkle, stay, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelisted

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4438	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Server Information
Version	1.21
Mods
Community Focus	We are a small, friendly group of players who love building, adventuring, and working together on community projects.
Grief Protection	Measures in place to protect builds from griefers

Why Join Us?

Join our active and diverse player base for a fun and community-focused Minecraft experience. Participate in server-wide events and enjoy a high-quality gaming environment.

How to Join

Join us on DISCORD to get started in the Ordinary SMP world!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server vanilla?	Yes, the server is vanilla with added mods for extra features.
How do I get whitelisted?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to get whitelisted.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we have server-wide events such as PVP contests, build contests, and community projects.

WhineCraft Server: Life Sucks, Let’s Game!

apartment, autistic, Bed.., building, cooked, DESPERATE, Game, hitting on, Lets, Life, normal-ish, people, room, Rude, schizophrenia, senior citizens, Server, shutin, Situation, Social Interaction, social interactions, Socialize, SUCKS, tripcode, WhineCraft, Whining

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3658
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9502
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Love Letters Sent:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who need a break from the senior citizens hitting on them and schizophrenic girls mistaking their aura for homicidal intent.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing hitting on you is a Creeper, and the only aura you need to worry about is the enchantment on your diamond sword. Build, explore, and unleash your inner creativity in a place where barking at someone is a valid response to flirting.

Come join us on our server, where the only thing cooked is the porkchops you’ll be feasting on after a long day of mining and crafting. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SMPixelatedFlicks – Minecraft SMP

arthouse, black and white films, cinema classics, cinematic masterpieces, classic cinema, film analysis, film appreciation, film buffs, film community, Film Critics, film discussion, film enthusiasts, Film history, film recommendations, Film Reviews, foreign films, independent cinema, Minecraft, movie lovers, post-war films, smp, SMPixelatedFlicks

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that those who join our server will have a chance to uncover this treasure and become the richest player in all of Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the opportunity to become filthy rich, but you’ll also get to participate in epic battles against a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a special potion that gives you the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn through the skies of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you on the server, fellow adventurers!

StepSass Minecraft Server

brotherhood, children, coping, DATING, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, Grief, Minecraft, Motherhood, overreacting, parenting, relationships, remarriage, resilience, Server, socializing, step-family, StepSass, support network, support system, Therapy, widowed

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6301
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Buildings Constructed:	50	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, so this Minecraft server is like a family reunion gone wrong, but in a hilarious way! Picture this: you log on and you’re greeted by a 46-year-old dad who’s slaying zombies with his two sons while juggling therapy sessions and babysitters. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya!

But wait, it gets better. The dad’s mom and older brother are constantly nagging him to find a new Minecraft partner because apparently, his kids need a mother figure in the game. 🙄 Like, seriously? Can’t a dad and his sons just mine diamonds in peace without all this drama?

And get this, when the dad finally snaps and tells them off, his younger brother chimes in with an “amen” like he’s at a church service. 😂 It’s a whole mess, but in a good way!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s got more family drama than a soap opera, then this is the place to be! Join now for a laugh riot and maybe even pick up some parenting tips along the way. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining? 🤪🎮 #FamilyDramaCraft #MinecraftMadness

MaritalCraft: Rage Quit Edition

anger, Argument, Communication, Conflict Resolution, control, Decision making, Driving, Edition, emotions, escalation, family, Kids, MaritalCraft, Neighborhood, parenting, QUIT, RAGE, relationships, residential street, road rage, Safety, screaming, Spouse, Walking

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life road rage incidents? Look no further! Join our server and leave all that stress behind as you dive into a world of blocky adventures and pixelated fun.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with crazy drivers and screaming matches. Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even tame a virtual pet pig to keep you company.

And hey, if you ever feel like walking home in a fit of rage, you can do it here without anyone judging you! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can let loose and be yourself, no matter how ridiculous your actions may seem.

So come join us and leave all that real-world drama behind. Who needs road rage when you can have block rage instead? Join now and let the Minecraft madness begin!

CheaterFinder in Minecraft SMP

CheaterFinder, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where drama unfolds like a soap opera!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, you discover your in-game partner has been secretly teaming up with your arch-nemesis to steal all your diamonds! Betrayal, heartbreak, and epic battles await you on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground faction of players who have been hoarding all the rare resources for themselves. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic raid?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, join us now! Who knows, you might just uncover a scandal that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your fellow players.

NoMiniMiners

aging without children, alternative paths to parenthood, career focus, childfree lifestyle, childless by choice, downsides of not having kids, emotional impact, family dynamics, financial considerations, freedom to travel, generational legacy, mental health benefits, NoMiniMiners, parenting decisions, personal fulfillment, reasons to have children, relationships without children, Self Discovery, social expectations, societal norms and expectations, societal pressure to have kids

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7980
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Runes Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Void Gems Collected:	38	Divine Spears Created:	16
Ores Mined:	1980	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Are you tired of living in a world without tiny humans running around causing chaos and destruction? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the joys of virtual parenthood without any of the real-life responsibilities.

Forget about griefers and trolls, the real challenge is trying to keep your pixelated offspring from blowing up your house with TNT or unleashing a horde of zombie pigmen in your village. But hey, at least they’re not asking for college tuition or borrowing your car without permission!

Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft parent, because who needs a social life when you have a virtual family to take care of?

CraftyCocktailRails

arson, CraftyCocktailRails, crime, criminal activity, Damage, Dangerous, emergency response, explosion, Fire, homemade weapon, ignites, law enforcement, Molotov cocktail, Moscow suburb, Police investigation, power outage, Public Safety, railway substation, russia, sabotage, Terrorism

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Yo, so like, this server is LIT AF, just like that Molotov cocktail that set fire to a railway substation in Moscow! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like that fiery incident! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities (shh, don’t tell anyone)! So come on, join us and let’s set the Minecraft world on fire together! 🔥🚂💣 #ExplosiveFun #MinecraftMayhem

BlockBuster47: The UnEatable Adventure

Adventure, anticancer therapy, BlockBuster47, cancer cells, cancer immunotherapy, cancer research, cancer therapy challenges, cancer treatment, CD47, drug development, drug resistance, immune checkpoint, immune evasion, immune response, immune system, immunotherapy, SIRPα, Targeted therapy, therapeutic targets, tumor immunology, Tumor Microenvironment, Tumor Progression, UnEatable

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat is like no otha? well u better buckle up cuz dis server is gonna blow ur mind! we got crazy builds dat will make u question reality, like a giant chicken made outta diamonds or a rollercoaster dat goes through a volcano!

but wait, there’s more! we also have special events like a zombie apocalypse where u gotta team up with ur friends to survive, or a treasure hunt where u gotta find the hidden loot before time runs out!

oh and did i mention the secret underground base where u can join a secret society and plot world domination? ya, we got dat too! so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and let the madness begin!

Karlsson’s Vanilla SMP: Where the Java flows like fine wine and the players are older than diamonds!

+18, 1.21, application, Community, content creators, Cosmetics, diamonds, discord server, Europe, Fine, flows, java, Karlssons, multiplayer, Older, Papermc, player head drops, Players, Safe Environment, season 3, shopping district, smp, Streamer, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, wine

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24

Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21!

Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

⚔️ Features:

Custom Armor Statues	Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads	Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
Anti-Grief Measures	Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
Multiplayer Sleep	Avoid waiting out the night alone.
Shopping District	Enjoy a community-driven shopping district.
10k World Border	Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
Squaremap	The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
Map Resets	Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
Simple Voice Chat	Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
Player Head Drops	Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops.

💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

🔒 Server Details:

Platform:	Java Edition on PaperMC
Location:	Europe
Current Version:	1.21.1

⏩ How to Join:

Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

Join the Adventure Today!

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I apply to join karlssonSMP?

To join karlssonSMP, please head over to our Discord server and fill out an application. You can find the application link here.

What are the server rules?

Our rules include no stealing, cheating, or griefing. We have a zero tolerance policy for such behavior to ensure a safe and fair gaming environment for all players.

Can I use mods on karlssonSMP?

Yes, we allow the use of certain mods that enhance gameplay experience without giving unfair advantages. Please check with our server moderators if you’re unsure about a specific mod.

How often does the server reset?

We conduct map resets every six months to keep the gameplay fresh and exciting. Season 3 started on June 20th, so make sure to join in and enjoy the new beginnings.

Is PvP allowed on karlssonSMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed on the server. You can engage in player versus player combat to test your skills and earn player head drops as trophies.

Are there any in-game events on karlssonSMP?

We occasionally host in-game events and challenges for our community members. Keep an eye on our Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

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