CraftyCreeperCafe Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCreeperCafe

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7375
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	388	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

CraftyCreeperCafe

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be feasting like a king every day! Our virtual chefs whip up the most delicious pixelated meals that will have your taste buds doing the cha-cha slide. From diamond-encrusted steak to golden apple pie, you’ll never go hungry on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of bacon-making. They’ll trade you their finest bacon strips for rare items, so you can sizzle up a storm in your virtual kitchen.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a culinary adventure like no other. Who needs real food when you can dine like royalty in the world of Minecraft?

CraftyCreeperCafe

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6229
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Ores Mined:	9732	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Are you tired of eating the same old boring meals in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up the most outrageous and hilarious meals you’ve ever seen! From creeper casserole to zombie stew, our chefs have truly outdone themselves. And the best part? It’s all free! That’s right, you can fill up your virtual belly without spending a single diamond. So come on down to our server and feast like never before!

CraftyCreeperCafe

CraftyCreeperCafe, creativity, deep, Food, Fun, hypothetical, hypothetical scenario, Identity, imagination, Individuality, introspection, Introspective, metaphorical, Personality, Philosophical, question.., Self Discovery, self reflection, Soul searching, Thought-provoking, Unique

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Crops Grown:	7210

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement and fun!

Join us and you’ll feel like a delicious slice of pizza, covered in all your favorite toppings of adventure, creativity, and chaos.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s just a typical day on our server!

So if you want to be a part of a community that’s as zesty as a jalapeno popper and as sweet as a chocolate lava cake, then come on over and join us! Who knows, you might just discover that you’re the ultimate foodie of the Minecraft world.

CraftyCreeperCafe

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCreeperCafe, Cultural differences, Dinner, eat alone, Etiquette, Excuses, friendship, Hosting, housewarming, husband’s best friend, interracial marriage, language barrier, leftovers, overthinking, refusing, seoul, small apartment, social norms, south korea, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8461
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward situations like this? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about unexpected chicken deliveries from your husband’s best friend again. Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect your space. Plus, we have virtual chicken farms where you can safely enjoy all the chicken you want without any uncomfortable encounters. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

CraftyCreeperCafe

alcohol budget, arms race, artisan sourdough, coffee beans, Communication Issues, CraftyCreeperCafe, disagreement, expensive drinks, financial differences, food budget, grocery costs, Manipulation, mealprep, pettiness, receipts, relationship conflict, Rent, sparking waters, specialty foods, splitting expenses, Threats

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Items Found:	1809	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage healthy competition and strategic thinking just like in this hilarious grocery budget war! Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents in the most absurd ways possible.

Imagine building your own fortress made entirely out of expensive sparking waters and artisan sourdough, while your friends try to raid it with their beer cannons. Will you be the mastermind behind the most outrageous grocery bill on the server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to showcase your creativity and cunning tactics in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Join now and let the battle of the grocery budgets begin! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your alcohol budget).

CraftyCreeperCafe

Communication, compromise, CraftyCreeperCafe, Date night, Decision making, Dining, discussion, eating out, food choices, husband, Marriage, Men, Négotiation, Partnership, Planning, Preferences, relationships, Restaurant, Suggestions, teamwork, Wife

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Void Gems Collected:	38
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	5

Are you tired of constantly arguing with your wife about where to eat? Well, do I have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let the virtual world decide for you. Simply build a restaurant in-game and let your wife choose where to dine based on the pixelated ambiance. Who knew virtual blocks could save your marriage? Join now and say goodbye to hangry arguments!

CraftyCreeperCafe

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	276
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Animals Bred:	173
Secret Passages Found:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	294	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of sipping on boring old water while playing Minecraft? Join our server and we’ll hook you up with a never-ending supply of diamond-infused energy drinks! That’s right, every time you take a sip, your pickaxe will mine faster than you can say “creeper”. Join now and experience the ultimate caffeine-fueled mining experience!

CraftyCreeperCafe

brotherly love, Confrontation, CraftyCreeperCafe, dating red flags, defending family, dinner etiquette, disrespectful behavior., embarrassing situations., family, family dynamics, inappropriate comments, Italian restaurant, overprotective, protective brother, relationships, sibling bond, sibling support, Siblings, standing up for sister, standing up to bullies

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my little sister’s boyfriend ‘Eric’? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to stand up to douchebags like Eric and defend your loved ones in epic virtual battles!

Imagine a world where you can yell “fuck you” at annoying players without getting in trouble! Take a stand against disrespectful comments and show them who’s boss in a family-friendly environment (well, maybe not Eric-friendly)!

With crazy adventures and unexpected drama unfolding at every turn, this server is perfect for those who want to protect their siblings and put bullies in their place. Join now and show the world that being an overprotective older brother is actually a superpower in disguise!

CraftyCreeperCafe

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a restaurant for your virtual taste buds!

Picture this: You spawn in and are immediately greeted by a friendly cow named Carl who offers to be your personal chef. He whips up the most delicious virtual meals you’ve ever tasted, all while fending off zombie waiters and skeleton sous chefs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Burger Challenge, where players must defeat the dragon while balancing a stack of burgers on their head. The winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples and bragging rights for eternity.

So come on down to our wacky Minecraft restaurant server and feast your eyes on the most insane gameplay you’ve ever experienced. Just don’t forget to tip your cow chef!

CraftyLifeHacks

BIZARRE, CraftyLifeHacks, Effective, guidance, Helpful, life advice, life hacks, odd, outlandish, quirky, strange, Strange But True, success, Surprising, Tips, Unconventional, unconventional wisdom, unexpected, Unique, unusual advice, wisdom

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Potions Brewed:	146
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride the players, the creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and the zombies break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

Join our server for the chance to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots fireballs made of cheese, or explore a hidden underwater city where the mermaids trade diamonds for seashells. Need a break from mining? Take a ride on our rainbow rollercoaster that loops through the clouds and ends with a splash in a pool of hot cocoa.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Talking Sheep, who will give you the most bizarre life advice you’ve ever heard – and trust us, it actually works! So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft server: ForestCalliopeCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
New Chunks Explored:	707084	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame its wild spirit.

Our fearless leader, the marathoning midnight hour mistress Calliope Mori, will guide you through treacherous dungeons filled with zombie chickens and exploding sheep. She once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken – true story!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft. Get ready to bust a move with our resident DJ, a creeper named Steve who spins the sickest beats this side of the Nether.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of rainbow blocks while battling a horde of evil bunnies? Only on the marathoning midnight hour mistress Calliope Mori’s Minecraft server, of course!

Minecraft SMP: WowCraft SMP – The Legendary World of Blockcraft

Adventure, Blizzard, blockcraft, Community, Dungeons, Edition, FANTASY, Gaming, Gear, general, Legendary, Leveling, Minecraft, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Quests, Raids, smp, strategies, The Excitement Within, Updates, world, World of Warcraft, WowCraft, wowg

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Void Gems Collected:	23	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players over who gets the last piece of diamond ore, or if you want to see someone accidentally blow up their own house with TNT (again).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful that even the Ender Dragon trembles in fear. Will you join forces with the Chicken King or will you challenge him for control of the server? The choice is yours!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where players gather to dance the night away with glowstone in hand. So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

NeighborlyNonsense

Boundaries, cleaning, Communication, disdain, EMBARRASSMENT, Friends, Frustration, gatherings, guests, informal, misunderstanding, neighbor, NeighborlyNonsense, Permission, Respect, Social Skills, Straightening, stress, Wife

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with a wife who just doesn’t get it? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the nagging and eye-rolling you face in real life.

Join us for a wild ride where you can invite your neighbor Bill over for a virtual beer without worrying about your wife flipping her lid. No need to ask for permission or deal with the drama – just hop on and enjoy some stress-free gaming.

Who needs real-life social skills when you can join a server where everyone gets it? Say goodbye to the eye rolls and hello to a community that understands the struggle. So come on, join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Because let’s face it, who needs a wife when you have a Minecraft server?

GazaBlockParty

Bodies, Conflict, Crisis, deceased, families, gaza, GazaBlockParty, Hamas, hostage situation, hostages, International, Israel, Israeli military, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, mourning, News, Recovery, recovery operation, Tragedy, tragedy in Gaza

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join us on this server where we got crazier adventures than israel recoverin six bodies from gaza! we got zombies runnin wild, creepers explodin everywher, and villagers tradin like there’s no tomorrow! join us if u wanna have a blast and maybe even find some hidden treasure in our secret dungeons! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!

WebmCraft Minecraft Server

digital content, Entertainment, funny, Gaming, Gaming Community, internet culture, memes, Minecraft, Online Community, Server, social media, Video clips, video compilation, video content, video games, video highlights, video memes, video sharing, video streaming, vidya, viral videos, WebmCraft, webms

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9852
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Endless Night Skies:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking sheep, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has started breakdancing instead of attacking players.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who will grant you three wishes if you can find them. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

NeedMoreMinecraftSMP

CLAIRVOYANCE, extrasensory perception, fortune telling, Guessing, guessing game, guessing skills, intuition, mind reading, need more, NeedMoreMinecraftSMP, prediction, psychic, psychic abilities, psychic guesses, psychic insights, psychic intuition, psychic mind reading, psychic powers, psychic predictions, psychic readings

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Mines Excavated:	4089

diamonds in your life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to swim in a pool of diamonds like Scrooge McDuck! Our server is so rich in diamonds, even Herobrine himself is jealous!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you might just get a chance to challenge the Chicken King to a clucking contest!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by a ghostly creeper who likes to sneak up on unsuspecting players and give them a scare. But don’t worry, he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a wild and wacky adventure filled with diamonds, chickens, and ghostly creepers! You won’t regret it…probably.

Hostage Hotties: No UN Standards

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic tensions, Double Standard, Female hostages, gender discrimination, gender equality, global affairs, Hostage, hostage crisis, hotties, HUMAN RIGHTS, international organizations, international relations, Israeli Foreign Ministry, MIDDLE EAST, Political Criticism, Standards, UN women, united nations, women in conflict, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where female hostages are treated like queens! our server is so lit that even the israeli foreign ministry is slamming us for our double standard of treating female hostages like royalty. we don’t discriminate here, everyone is welcome to join our crazy adventures and build epic creations. plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server and leprechauns handing out diamonds like candy. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

blockbusters, Campaign, celebration, Defeat, Democracy, democrats, election, election results, Fags, harris, landslide, Minecraft, November, political future, political victory, Politics, republicans, Server, triumph, Victory, victory speech, Voting, WIN

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6378	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the rules are stricter than your parents? Well, look no further because our server is overpolled with fun and excitement! We’ve got fags (friendly players) who have already won at life and are ready to dominate the virtual world. And guess what? Harris is going to win this November… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of trolling. Don’t miss out on the party of a lifetime, join our server now!

Minecraft SMP: TikTok Therapists

autistic, Awe, Better Than You, fucking, hobby, Infodump., interests, love, Mediocrity, Milquetoast, Minecraft, Paragon, passions, piece of shit, Psychologists, Psychology, smp, social media, special interests, therapists, tiktok, vapid celebrity worship

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Dragon Scales Harvested:	177
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

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