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CraftyCreeperAttack

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Mines Excavated:	4016
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

so like, u know how in minecraft u can like, build stuff and mine stuff and like, have fun with ur friends? well this server is like, the bomb dot com, literally. we have explosions happening every 5 minutes, just for funsies.

also, did i mention that we have a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest items in the game? like, we got diamonds for days, yo. but be careful, cuz there are creepers down there too.

oh, and if u join our server, u get a free pet dragon that u can ride around on and breathe fire on all the other players. it’s lit, fam.

so come join us on this epic adventure and see if u can survive the chaos. but like, no pressure or anything. just be prepared for some serious fun.

Obsessed with Trying Minecraft SMP Normalize Sex Before Love

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6733
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our players are on a mission to normalize the most absurd things, like eating cake with a fork and wearing diamond armor to bed. But their latest obsession? Normalizing sex before love because they believe it’s the key to unlocking the ultimate power in the game.

Join us if you want to witness players building heart-shaped houses for their one-night stands or organizing speed dating events in the Nether. Who needs love when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right?

But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. Rumor has it that one player tried to propose to a creeper thinking it was their soulmate. And don’t even get me started on the love triangle that formed between a player, a villager, and a wandering trader.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as it is hilarious, come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a bucket of water to cool things down when they get too steamy.

Brazil Numba One Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Brazilian players discovered a magical portal that transported them to a land filled with diamonds, emeralds, and endless possibilities. They quickly realized that Brazil was truly “numba one” in Minecraft skills, and they wanted to share their greatness with the world.

Join this server if you want to learn the secret dance of the Brazilian Minecraft gods, which will give you superhuman mining abilities and the power to summon a pet parrot to follow you around and sing Justin Bieber songs. Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a giant boss mob in the shape of a giant pineapple appears, and only the bravest players can defeat it and claim its loot of enchanted golden bananas.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild adventure and become a part of the Brazil numba one Minecraft family. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity along the way. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.

SMP Minecraft SMP: /sus/ Thread #1061 – U.R. SUCK Edition

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! How about joining us for some “Asgore Angst” where the drama is so intense, even the creepers are shedding tears. And don’t forget to check out “Forever Young” where age is just a number and we’re all perpetually stuck in a state of eternal youth.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a tail sensation or heading off to college in the world of Minecraft. The possibilities are endless, and the fun never stops on our server!

SplashCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Zombie Dances:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re swimming in sponsors, getting free stuff left and right just for playing. And get this – one time, a player actually got to play a game with Hitler in it and totally destroyed his ball! Talk about a legendary moment in gaming history. So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen – you won’t regret it!

The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

Game On Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Towns Built:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

Have you ever wanted to bring all your favorite video game characters together in one epic adventure? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Picture this: Mario, Sonic, Master Chief, and even Pikachu teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has custom mini-games like “Hot Potato with Creeper” where you have to pass around a live Creeper before it explodes. And don’t forget about our “Zombie Dance Party” where the undead get down and boogie to thriller.

Join us now and experience the most insane crossover event in Minecraft history. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become best friends with your favorite video game character!

Dolphins @ Packers Thanksgivingbowl Minecraft SMP Thread

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	355
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face here.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses.

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Incompetent Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic players and lackluster builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a chance to ride on rainbow-colored llamas, battle evil unicorns, and build your very own floating castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pandas and talking trees.

So why waste your time on those other boring servers when you can join us for a truly epic and out-of-this-world Minecraft experience? Don’t be a BBC porn spammer, be a diamond egg collector!

BTC 2013 Sold 2018 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6844
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Enchantments Applied:	241
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of being a financial flop like this guy who sold his Bitcoin too early? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can become a virtual millionaire by mining virtual diamonds and trading with virtual villagers! Who needs real-life investments when you can be rolling in Minecraft riches?

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Notch’s Golden Apple, rumored to grant the player unlimited power and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. But beware, as the evil Ender Dragon lurks in the shadows, waiting to steal your loot and crush your dreams.

So why waste your time with boring real-world investments when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become a virtual billionaire? Don’t be a financial flop like that guy who sold his Bitcoin too early – join us today and start your journey to Minecraft riches!

Crafty Magic Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Animals Bred:	56
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to win up to $2,000 in our Arena Open competition – just imagine all the diamond blocks you could buy with that kind of cash! And don’t worry about those pesky banned cards like Monstrous Rage and Temporal Manipulation, we embrace chaos and madness here.

But that’s not all – on December 10th, we’re releasing Pioneer Masters, where you can battle against legendary creatures and conquer new lands. And if you’re looking for some epic loot, check out our free codes for exclusive in-game items.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the wildest Minecraft server in existence and let the adventure begin!