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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 2560 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 204 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
On our server, you can build your dream castle, fight off hordes of zombies with nothing but a carrot, and even ride a llama into battle. Who needs a boring 9-5 job when you can be a virtual warrior in a world made of cubes?
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where all your wildest dreams come true. So why waste your time figuring out what to do with your life when you can just join us and live out your fantasies in block form? Trust us, it’s way more fun than adulting.