CraftyCreeper20bilSales Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCreeper20bilSales

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Animals Bred:	14
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	5858	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we have $20 billion worth of weapons and aircraft sales approved by the Biden administration! Why, you ask? Because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies! Plus, Hamas won’t even participate in talks with us because they know we’re too powerful. So come on, join the fun and help us defend our pixelated land!

WageWarCraft

activism, advocacy, economic equality, economic policy, fair wages, Fighting, income cap, income disparity, income inequality, labor rights, lower maximum wage, minimum wage, political action, social justice, Start, wage ceiling, wage gap, wage limits, wage reform, WageWarCraft, wealth distribution

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding a lower maximum wage for all players! why should the pigs get all the diamonds? join us and help overthrow the capitalist pig regime! build your own communist utopia and share all your resources equally with your fellow players! plus, there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. come join the fun and let’s start a revolution in the world of minecraft!

FlyoverCraft Minecraft Server

America, coastal elitism, cultural bias, derogatory, Dismissive, flyover country, flyover states, FlyoverCraft, heartland, ignorance, Irrelevant, Land, Middle America, Minecraft, Overlooked, people, Rural, Server, States, Stereotypes, travel, unimportant, Visiting

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Crops Grown:	3935	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Secret Passages Found:	5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Are you tired of living in a boring, irrelevant land with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and escape the monotony of your flyover state by building, exploring, and battling your way to glory. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with adventure and excitement? Say goodbye to your boring life and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

Minecraft SMP: MiyuNotSoSexy

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Emeralds Found:	3211
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
New Chunks Explored:	854007	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, epic battles, and questionable fashion choices.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Miyu is so unsexy because she accidentally turned herself into a blocky Minecraft character after trying out a new potion recipe. Now she’s stuck in the game forever, but hey, at least she’s got some killer pixelated dance moves.

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to team up with Miyu and embark on ridiculous quests, like hunting down the rarest block in the game (spoiler alert: it’s a pink sparkly diamond block) or challenging the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt. Miyu might be unsexy, but she sure knows how to throw a party in the virtual world!

BroBroAutoLoanDrama

attitude, auto loan, back child support, Boundaries, BroBroAutoLoanDrama, brother, career, co-sign, Credit, CREDIT SCORE, DEBT, family, financial responsibility, Job, Kids, laid off, Marriage, MONEY, oil field, PhD, Smart

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	252
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Enchantments Applied:	200	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your dream world without any co-signing drama!

Our server is a safe haven for those who want to avoid getting tangled up in messy situations like co-signing auto loans for unreliable family members. Instead of worrying about credit scores and debt, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds with fellow players.

Say goodbye to family obligations and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Who needs a co-signer when you have a community of gamers ready to embark on crazy adventures with you? Join now and leave the drama behind!

PixelatedPerils

bizarre deaths, bizarre incidents, Dark History, death records, Fatal accidents, freak accidents, freakish deaths, gruesome deaths, horrifying deaths, macabre incidents, morbid history, PixelatedPerils, recorded deaths, shocking deaths, strange deaths, tragic deaths, tragic endings, tragic events, unusual deaths, unusual fatalities, worst way to die

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8693
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6458
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the worst thing that can happen is falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, players have met their demise in the most outrageous ways imaginable!

Join us if you want to witness players getting squished by a giant flying pig, getting eaten by a pack of killer bunnies, or even spontaneously combusting from eating a cursed golden apple. Our server is not for the faint of heart, but if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable gaming experience, this is the place for you!

So come on in and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. Just remember, death is only the beginning of the fun on our server!

SiberianCraft Minecraft Server

bilateral agreement, China, cooperation, dead in the water, economic development, ENERGY, energy investment, energy partnership, energy project, energy security, energy supply, energy trade, energy transportation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Minecraft, Natural Gas, pipeline, Power of Siberia 2, russia, Server, SiberianCraft

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have the power of siberia 2 pipeline running through our world! watch out for creepers trying to sabotage our precious pipeline, but don’t worry, our team of panda warriors will protect it at all costs.

we have a special quest where you have to ride a polar bear through the pipeline to deliver diamonds to the end of the world. if you succeed, you will be crowned the king of the north pole and get a special igloo house with a hot tub made of lava.

join now for the craziest adventure of your life! just watch out for those pesky russian hackers trying to steal our redstone secrets.

KurskCraft: Paratrooper Showdown

battle, Border dispute, Conflict, Crisis, eastern europe, eastern front, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Military operations, paratrooper, paratroopers, russia, Russian soldiers, showdown, standoff, Surrounding, Tensions, Troops, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	295
Gods Slained:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	472
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when BAM! Ukrainian paratroopers drop in outta nowhere and surround you and your buddies. It’s like a crazy PvP battle, but with real-life military tactics and stuff. Join our server for the most intense and unpredictable gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the battle, you get a special loot chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and show those Russian soldiers who’s boss!

BlockyAlienCircumcision

alien movies, BlockyAlienCircumcision, body image, circumcision, Extraterrestrial, film analysis, Horror, Insecurity, long tail tag, Masculinity, movie marathon, movie quotes, phallic symbolism, pop culture, psychological impact, ridley scott, Sci Fi, SELF AWARENESS, self-perception, sigourney weaver, uncircumcised

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

join our epic minecraft server where you can battle aliens and show off your uncircumcised prowess! we have a secret underground base where you can watch all the alien movies and feel the thrill of being uncut in space. plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the aliens before you even have to swing your sword. come join us for a wild ride through the galaxy, and remember, foreskin is key to survival in this universe!

DeforestationFailsButWePrevail

#sustainability, Australia, Biodiversity, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, DeforestationFailsButWePrevail, ecological balance, ecosystem, enforcement, environmental laws, Environmental Protection, Failure, forest management, land degradation, mature laws, policy, regulations, research, resource exploitation, wealthy nations

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	1172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Void Gems Collected:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Emeralds Found:	4742
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

so, lyke, u kno how the environment is all, like, important and stuff? well, dis server is, like, da bomb cuz we, like, totally care about trees and stuff. our server is, like, da ultimate tree-hugging paradise where u can, like, plant trees and watch dem grow and stuff. we even have, like, a mini-game where u gotta save da trees from evil lumberjacks and stuff. it’s, like, totally cray-cray how much we care about da environment. so, like, come join us and be a tree hero or something. cuz, like, trees are cool and stuff. #savethetrees #treelove #minecraftforestsquad

CraftyVShojo+ Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9797
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchantments Applied:	127	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Secret Passages Found:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	54	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, SQUISH Edition! Join us for a wild ride with VShojo and vtubers who are just as crazy as you are! Geega is still hanging out and yapping after some epic collabs – she’s basically the life of the party. But wait, Mel is also LIVE and her Melathon is in full swing. It’s a virtual party you don’t want to miss!

We’ve got Froot, the apricot sensation, GEEGA who’s a genius in her own right, and Haruka who will karate chop her way into your heart. Henya is the brains of the operation, while Hime is the queen of the dance floor. Kson will make you laugh until you cry, and Kuro is the mysterious dark horse of the group.

And don’t even get us started on Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, and Zen – they’re all ready to take you on the adventure of a lifetime. So come join us on our Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time and be excellent to each other. And remember, if you see any bait, just ignore it or report it – we’re all about spreading positivity and good vibes here. See you in the virtual world, party animals! 🎉🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness