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CraftyCrazeLand

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Emeralds Found:	8294	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server if you want to ride pigs dressed as astronauts, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that farts rainbows. We’ve got flying cows, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots and a pet dragon who breathes marshmallows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

SleepyPrincessSMP – ZzzCraft Edition

adaptation, Anime, anticipation, Character development, comedy, Edition, fairy tale, fan favorite, FANTASY, humor, long awaited, Manga, plot twists, Preference, princess, SEASON 2, Sequel, series, Sleep, sleepy princess, SleepyPrincessSMP, version preference, ZzzCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8843
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a fairy tale come to life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night.

Season 2 of our SMP is coming soon and it’s going to be more lit than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory! We’ve got new quests, challenges, and surprises that will make your head spin faster than a spider jockey on a roller coaster.

So, which version of the sleepy princess do you prefer? The one who snores like a zombie pigman or the one who sleepwalks into lava pits? Either way, you’ll find plenty of entertainment on our server that will keep you laughing until your sides hurt.

Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, you might want to steer clear.

PostBreakupMinecraftSMP

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2517
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Ores Mined:	3367	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and mine your way through the pain! Who needs a significant other when you have diamonds waiting to be discovered? Build a castle to keep out all the heartbreak and grief, or create a roller coaster to ride out your emotions. We even have a secret underground love potion brewing station for those looking to get back in the dating game. So come join us and craft your way to a better tomorrow!

CreeperApprovedNot

controversial topics, CreeperApprovedNot, cultural norms, cultural standards, ethical standards, Moral values, public opinion, social behavior, social boundaries, social conformity, social criticism, social norms, social stigmas, social taboos, societal acceptance, societal attitudes, societal change, societal expectations, societal norms, societal rules, societal trends

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6780
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, look no further because our server is a wild and wacky place where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking all the rules and causing mayhem wherever you go.

On our server, it’s not just socially acceptable to grief other players’ builds, it’s encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of someone’s house? Go for it! Feeling like setting off a TNT explosion in the town square? We’ve got plenty of TNT to spare! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s lag).

But that’s not all – we also have a thriving black market where you can trade rare items, stolen goods, and even other players’ heads. Need a diamond sword but don’t have any diamonds? Just head to the black market and see what shady deals you can make. Just be careful not to get caught by the server moderators – they don’t take kindly to players breaking the rules (even though that’s basically the whole point of our server).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where anything goes and chaos is the name of the game, come join us! Just don’t say we didn’t warn you…

JewCraft2021

anti-semitism, Blacklist, Censorship, controversy, discrimination, european politics, extremism, Hate Speech, Italian politics, JewCraft2021, Jewish community, Jews, Middle East relations., nationalism, political ideology, political party, racism, social media, supporters of Israel, Xenophobia

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3340
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Animals Bred:	63	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

LOLZ! u know what’s crazier than that? this minecraft server! it’s like a party but with blocks and creepers! come join us and build ur own empire, just like those ancient romans did! but watch out for the zombies, they’re like the political parties trying to blacklist u! but here, we welcome everyone, even if u support Israel or are a Jew! we don’t discriminate, we just wanna have fun and build crazy stuff together! so come on, join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

CraftyMaple Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5391
Astral Projections Made:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Sex Edition! Why join? Because on our server, every block you break will make your character do a sexy dance. And every time you defeat a mob, they will drop heart-shaped items that will make you irresistible to other players.

Forget about those other servers, join us for a wild and crazy time. We have special events like the Kiss My Sister challenge, where you have to find your sister in the game and give her a big smooch. Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

But that’s not all, we also have exclusive content like the Epic Dungeon Angler Company, where you have to fish for rare items while fighting off hordes of monsters. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure map that leads to a secret island filled with diamonds and gold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride. And remember, on our server, everyone is spread out but if you post your IGN, someone will come give you a big ol’ kiss. So come on in and let the fun begin!

SuckCraft SMP – “This board sucks, and everyone who regularly browses it is a Creeper”

Board, board sucks, browses, creeper, cyberbullying, Digital culture, disrespectful behavior., everyone, fucking moron, internet culture, internet forum, keyboard warriors, lack of moderation, negative opinions, online behavior, Online Community, online harassment, Regularly, regularly browses, rude comments, smp, social media, SuckCraft, SUCKS, toxic environment, trolling, unhealthy discussions

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Emeralds Found:	7102

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with plebs and noobs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to be surrounded by absolute legends and Minecraft gods.

Join our server if you want to mine diamonds with a pack of wild wolves by your side, battle giant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of enchanted golden apples.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon that wears a top hat and monocle, and the Nether is filled with hot tubs and disco parties.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be living it up in a world where the grass is made of emeralds and the pigs ride around on saddled chickens? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

BoyfriendTracker69

Accountability, Boundaries, Boyfriend, boyfriend’s friends, BoyfriendTracker69, calling to check, checking in, Communication, Conflict Resolution, controlling behavior, drinking and driving, Driving, Expectations, hanging out, Honesty, Insecurity, late night plans, misunderstandings, relationship dynamics, Respect, trust issues

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5567
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with a boyfriend who can’t stick to his word? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns just like this story!

We promise that our server will keep you on your toes just like this girlfriend who had to deal with her boyfriend’s shenanigans. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual boyfriend who actually knows how to communicate properly!

So come join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions, just like this boyfriend who thought he could get away with lying about being on his way home. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RegretBlockz

bad decision, consequences, do-over, error, forgiveness, Guilt, hindsight, lesson learned, mistake, moving on, never again, past actions, personal growth, Redemption, regret, RegretBlockz, second chance, self improvement, self reflection, shame, wish

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4117
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Remember that time you accidentally punched a llama in Minecraft and then all the llamas in the game started chasing you? Yeah, that was a wild ride. But hey, if you join our server, you’ll never have to worry about llama revenge again! Our server is llama-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any spit flying your way. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground llama dance party that only the bravest players can find. So come on, join us and let’s llama-geddon together!

BritCraft: Wagner’s Woes

#intelligence agency, BritCraft, British Intelligence, conflict zones, decreased, eastern europe, Espionage, geopolitical tensions, Kremlin, Mercenaries, MIDDLE EAST, Military Contractors, Military operations, past year, personnel, Private Military Company, russia, security forces, Surveillance, tenfold, Wagner Group, Wagners, woes

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	8698
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Star Shards Collected:	234
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have british intelligence keeping an eye on everything! they say the number of wagner group personnel has decreased tenfold over the past year, but who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in our server! plus, our admins are actually trained spies so you know you’re in good hands. join now for a spy-tacular time!

QuantumCraft: Consciousness Test

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1736
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

hey u, ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like quantum weirdness? well then u gotta join dis server, cuz we doin some crazy experiments up in here! we tryna see if consciousness comes from quantum stuff, like whoa dude, mind blown!

u wanna be part of dis mind-bending journey? come join us and see for urself! we got scientists, we got philosophers, we even got aliens (jk, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da most mind-blowing minecraft server ever! who knows, u might even unlock da secrets of da universe while u building ur epic castle. let’s get weird, let’s get quantum, let’s get minecraftin’!