Join our server and witness the epic saga of Steve, the most clumsy and accident-prone Minecraft character you’ve ever seen. From falling off cliffs to getting chased by angry mobs, there’s never a dull moment when Steve is around.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless poultry warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them and conquer the Minecraft world in the most absurd way possible.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that can only be found in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appear out of nowhere. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. The possibilities are endless!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Meat Monster, a creature made entirely out of meat that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the Meat Monster and claim victory?
Join now for a truly bizarre and unforgettable Minecraft experience. And remember, on our server, anything is possible – even shopping for meat without being told!
Are you tired of your ex making questionable parenting decisions? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own virtual family without any drama. No child support, no babysitting duties – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.
Imagine a world where your only concern is keeping your virtual Lab fed and watered, without any reminders needed. Say goodbye to awkward conversations with your ex about who should be responsible for the kids – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is protecting your creations from creepers.
So come join us on our server, where the only thing more entertaining than building epic structures is watching the virtual drama unfold. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.
we even have a special potion that makes you invincible, like, seriously, you can’t die on this server! so come join us and live forever in minecraft land, where nothing bad ever happens, like, ever!
plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, like, seriously, you won’t find this stuff anywhere else! so come join us and become the richest player in all of minecraft, bro!
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around on? yeah, it’s totally epic, so come join us and ride a dragon into battle, like a total boss!
so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft server of all time, where anything is possible and nothing bad ever happens, bro!
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| Server Name | Cita_di_Octara |
|---|---|
| Discord | Join Now |
| Description | Welcome to the Grand Historian’s Records! We are a geopolitical roleplay minecraft server looking for players to join and participate in the world-building of the great continent of Aqias. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What can I do in the server? | – Claim land for your own nation – Write lore and history for your land – Engage in trade and commerce – Fight epic battles over the destiny of your country’s future – Build structures meant to last for centuries |
| Are there paid ranks and crates? | No, the server is staunchly anti P2W so there will be no paid ranks and crates. |
| What are ages in the server? | Ages are content updates for the server where changes are made to what can be sold in the shop, new areas are added to the map, and new plugins are installed. |
| How is the server’s performance? | The server is hosted with 5x Ryzen 9 7950X ensuring no lag spikes and crashes. |
| Where can I find more information? | – Discord – Wiki |
Forget about building boring houses and mining for resources, on our server, you’ll be summoning dragons and battling it out with other players in epic card duels. Our server is so insane that even the creepers are scared to come near us!
Don’t miss out on the upcoming release of the Structure Deck: Advent of Blue Eyes – it’s going to blow your mind! And if you’re feeling lucky, join the AMC Cup 8 and show off your dueling skills to win some epic prizes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But that’s not all! We’ve got crazy events like llama races where the llamas are wearing top hats and monocles, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are busting out their best dance moves.
So why wait? Join us on this insane Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!
Join us now and leave the drama behind! Build your dream world without worrying about sitting on anyone’s lap or stealing anyone for a moment. Our server is a safe space where you can mine, craft, and laugh without feeling uncomfortable or disrespected. And hey, if you ever need to set boundaries with a creeper, we’ve got your back. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to real-life love triangles and hello to blocky adventures on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Imagine going on epic virtual adventures like hiking a mountain, but without the pain and judgment from your roommate. You can shout “I’M HIKING A F * CKING MOUNTAIN!!!” at the top of your lungs and feel the relief as you conquer virtual challenges with your new online friends.
So, if you’re tired of dealing with real-life roommates like Kayla and want to escape to a world where you can be yourself without any restrictions, join our Minecraft server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures and freedom to be as wild as you want? Let’s conquer mountains together, one curse word at a time!