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CraftyCrash Minecraft Server

azerbaijan, Azerbaijan Airlines, causes, Circles, CraftyCrash, crash, false narratives, hush up, Minecraft, President Ilham Aliyev, regret, russia, Server, sowing, Truth

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than azerbaijani president trying to cover up a plane crash! we got crazy stories like russian spies trying to sabotage our pixelated planes and causing chaos in the blocky skies. join now for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and explosions (in the game, of course)! you won’t regret it, unless you’re the azerbaijani president, then maybe you will.

CraftyCrash – ‘name a worse server shutdown than this!’

BETRAYAL, Character development, character downfall, character evolution, character growth, character transformation, CraftyCrash, Downfall, downfall of a character, dramatic, Heartbreaking, Plot development, plot twist, Redemption, Server, Shocking.., Shutdown, story arc, tragic, tragic ending., unexpected, unexpected twist, WORSE, WORST

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9582
Divine Spears Created:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Steve, the most clumsy and accident-prone Minecraft character you’ve ever seen. From falling off cliffs to getting chased by angry mobs, there’s never a dull moment when Steve is around.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of fearless poultry warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join forces with them and conquer the Minecraft world in the most absurd way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the chaos and hilarity that can only be found in the world of Minecraft. Trust us, you’ll never look at creepers the same way again!

NakedCraft: GF Edition

BEDROOM, Boundaries, cleanliness, comfort, Communication, compromise, Edition, Girlfriend, Intimacy, living together, NakedCraft, nudity, personal preference, pyjamas, relationship, restless leg syndrome, sanitation, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping naked, sleeping separately, sleeping together

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Farms Harvested:	343
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

BlockyWorriesGone

anxiety, BlockyWorriesGone, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, healthy habits, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, self help, self-care, stress, Stress Management, support system, Therapy, worry

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5648
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Star Shards Collected:	162
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

Witchcraft & Wizardry School

disbelief, education, FANTASY, imagination, Kid, letter, Magic, parents, School, Upset, witchcraft, Wizardry

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7025
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

Blackular:3503, Brewery, Capture Points, carribean, city building, Clan, Corsaire, Crafting, custom progression, Discord, fishing contests, Game, HIGH, Ip:, Live Map, MCMMO, Movecraft, passive income, Pirates, PvP, Ready, rule, sail, SEAS, Siege, south america, Treasure Hunts, Vanilla, Website, Wiki

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Focus	Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
Treasure Hunts	Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
Siege Capture Points	Earn passive income by capturing siege points

FAQ:

1. How do I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

2. Is there a website for the server?

Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

3. Can I join a clan on the server?

If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

4. How can I access the live map of the server?

You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

Bussy Escape Minecraft Server

Bussy, Escape, Minecraft, Run Bussy Get out of there Escape Flee Danger Urgency Panic Chase Run for your life Survival Fear Adrenaline Sprint Run fast Run away Evade Run for safety Quick escape High alert Run like the wind, Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3600
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	375
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Divine Spears Created:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs!

Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!

If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!

Believe /pol/ Minecraft SMP Round 3 – The Saga Continues

2020, Alt-Right, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, borrowed time, conspiracy theories, Continues, controversial, current events, extremism, Favorite, Hate Speech, internet culture, Jail, Minecraft, online forums, POL, Politics, radicalization, Round 3, Saga, smp, social media

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Villages Defended:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and memes galore.

Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).

So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.

FreeLunch4Kids Minecraft SMP

access to food, child development, childhood hunger, children, community support, education, food insecurity, free meals, FreeLunch4Kids, government funding, meal programs, Minecraft, nutrition, POVERTY, public health, school budget, school lunch program, school meals, school nutrition, school policy, smp, social welfare, student well-being

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9409
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4907	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old school lunches that taste like cardboard? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP offers FREE school meals for all players! That’s right, no more soggy sandwiches or mystery meat – just delicious virtual food for your hungry pixel belly.

Join our server and feast like a king (or queen) with our unlimited supply of enchanted golden apples, diamond carrots, and creeper-shaped cookies. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our school cafeteria is run by a team of highly trained zombie chefs who will cook up a storm for you?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the culinary adventure of a lifetime. Who needs real food when you can have virtual feasts fit for a Minecraft king? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

Second Season Snubbed

CANCELLATION, CANCELLED, cult classic, deserving, deserving of renewal, disappointed fans, fan favorite, long overdue, missed opportunity, Overlooked, Potential, Renewal, Season, Second season, series, Show, snubbed, television, TV, Underrated, unfinished business, unjustly ended

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Towns Built:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as predictable as a rerun of a canceled TV show? Well, look no further because our server is like that show you loved but never got a second season – except we’re giving you that second season! Join us for epic adventures, crazy quests, and a community so awesome, it’ll make you wish you had a laugh track following you around in real life. So why settle for the same old same old when you can join us and experience the Minecraft server of your wildest dreams? Trust us, it’s gonna be a hit!

Blocky Family Fun Minecraft Server

blocky, controversial love, family, family intimacy, family love, family members, family relationships, Family secrets, family taboo, feet experience, forbidden desires, forbidden love, Forbidden relationships, Fun, Incest, Intimate relationships, Minecraft, secret desires, Server, sexual adventures, taboo, taboo fantasies, taboo relationships, Wincest

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3913
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where we embrace the motto “Incest is wincest”! Join us if you want to share your hot family members or regale us with tales of your steamy sexual adventures with them. And if you’ve ever had a feet experience with a relative, you’ll get bonus points! Get ready for some seriously twisted fun on our server – just make sure to keep it all in the family!

Wani Wednesday – Beach Bum SMP

Aggie, Anon’s Snoot Archive, AO3 page, Archive, Beach, Blender models, Bum, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, hug that gator, Low Poly models, Mods, previous threads, smp, Snoot AI Chatbots, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, thread archives, wani, Wednesday, Wifin’ in the beach edition

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9091
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, including the infamous Snoot Mods that will have you questioning reality itself. Want to hug a gator in-game? We’ve got you covered with our exclusive “I Wani Hug That Gator” mod that will have you cuddling reptiles in no time.

But that’s not all – we’ve got an entire OST dedicated to the Snoot Game, because why not? And don’t even get me started on our Blender and Low Poly models that will make your jaw drop. Want to chat with AI chatbots in the game? We’ve got those too, because who needs real friends when you have virtual ones?

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness). Who needs normal when you can have Snoot Game levels of insanity? So come on in and let’s get this party started!