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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 332 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 8811 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 339 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 12 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2699 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 5 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 36 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
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