CraftyCraftJailTime Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCraftJailTime

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

join this epic minecraft server where nazi salutes are BANNED and will get u thrown in virtual jail! we dont mess around with hate-crimes here, only fun and games and building cool stuff. come join us and build a virtual world where everyone is welcome and nazi salutes are a big no-no. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t u wanna join?! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get crafting!

CraftyThaksin’s Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	160
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

lol imagine if that happened on our minecraft server, like the daughter of the owner becomes the new ruler of the whole server HAHAHA. we have crazy events like that all the time, you never know what will happen next. join us for a wild ride full of surprises and chaos. plus, we have the best pixelated snacks in town, like virtual pizza and diamond-encrusted cake. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

ExtraditeMeFromNZ – Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	242
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

So, like, imagine this, right? Kim Dotcom, the dude who like, created Megaupload and stuff, is getting extradited from New Zealand after, like, a 12-year fight with the US. But, like, forget about that drama for a sec and come join our Minecraft server instead!

We got, like, the craziest builds you’ve ever seen, like a giant diamond castle made entirely out of, you guessed it, DIAMONDS! And, like, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long.

Plus, we have this epic story about how Kim Dotcom actually built our server from scratch using only a pickaxe and some redstone. It’s totally true, trust us. So, like, come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to victory together!

SunshineCraft: UV Boosted Fun!

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	179	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where the sun is always shining and the UV rays are off the charts! forget about heart disease and cancer, because our server will make you invincible!

we have magical sunbeams that will give you superpowers and make you the ultimate minecraft warrior. no need for sunscreen here, just bask in the glow of our virtual sun and watch your health improve before your very eyes.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and let the power of the sun guide you to victory! who needs vitamin D supplements when you have our amazing minecraft server? let’s get glowing, gamers!

Atoq’s Vanilla Nightmare: Where Minecraft dreams go to die 1.19.3

1.19.3, Atoqs, Die, dreams, Minecraft, Nightmare, smp, Vanilla

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
⏰ 1.5+ years old world
✨ Regular events and polls
✅ Whitelist + Application
👥 Active community and staff
🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
📖 Lore
🔍 Java v1.19.3
🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

Join us on Discord: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server world is 1.5+ years old.
How can I join the server?	You can apply for whitelist through our application process.
What version of Java does the server use?	The server uses Java v1.19.3.
Are there special mods or features on the server?	Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs, as well as in-game voice chat, art, and music maker mods.

Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Potions Brewed:	168
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7490
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with ugly and fat bitches? Look no further, because on our server, we only allow bitches who are 5/10 or below! It’s the Hump Day edition, so get ready to hump your way to victory in the most ridiculous and outrageous Minecraft server out there. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might even find your true love in the form of a blocky pixelated creature. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the humping begin!

Minecraft SMP: ZenlessZoneZeroGenZombie

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	439
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1758	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Buildings Constructed:	34	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magic Items Found:	4051
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Towns Built:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive trailers, teasers, and character demos that will blow your mind. Watch as our players embark on epic quests and uncover hidden secrets in the world of Minecraft.

And don’t miss out on our current signal search for the Qingyi and Ice-Jade Teapot, happening now! Plus, stay tuned for upcoming events like “First-Class Customer Service,” where you can experience luxury like never before in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Redeemable codes, resources, and useful links are waiting for you to explore. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure or two!

ParentalBlock Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Mines Excavated:	1288	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they’re the funniest people in the world but actually just make you cringe? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the awkward family gatherings! Our community is full of supportive players who will never belittle you or call you names (unless it’s in good fun, of course).

Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can even help you make tough decisions like whether or not to let your kids hang out with their grandparents. Just ask our resident Minecraft wizard, they’ll give you the best advice on parenting and in-law drama.

So come on over and build your dream world with us, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding between building a castle or a giant roller coaster. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with family drama in real life!

PiggyCraft Child Support

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even child support drama can turn into a hilarious adventure! Join us and experience the thrill of saving up your child support money in a piggy bank for your kid’s LEGO fund. Who knew child support could lead to building block masterpieces?

But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with friends who think they can tell you how to spend your money. Show them who’s boss and defend your right to splurge on LEGO sets with that sweet, sweet child support cash.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who knows what other wild stories await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness.

WeekendWarrior Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Are you tired of boring weekends spent doing the same old thing? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on the most epic adventure of your life!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a wild llama stampede. Don’t worry, they’re friendly llamas, but they do have a tendency to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden apples.

So why spend your weekend doing the same old thing when you could be joining us on our crazy, wacky, and totally unpredictable Minecraft SMP? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

WhisperCraft: Hot & Hilarious

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Star Shards Collected:	212	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a spicy jalapeno pepper in a sea of bland potatoes!

Join us if you want to hear whispers of diamond ore locations from mysterious voices in the night. Our server is so hot, even the creepers are sweating!

We have secret underground tunnels filled with treasure and hidden portals to alternate dimensions where pigs fly and cows do the moonwalk.

So, if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and hear the juiciest secrets whispered in your ear, come join us on the craziest server in the blocky universe!