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CraftyCrackheads

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Remember that time you were so addicted to eating raw potatoes that you started a potato cult in your backyard? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But now, it’s time to channel that addictive energy into something way more fun – our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, you’ll never look back.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s create some hilarious memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary diamond banana hidden deep within our pixelated world. See you there!

CraftyCrackheads – PvP & Pranks Galore!

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1303
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride on our server where you’ll find characters from Warner Brothers properties duking it out in epic platform fighter battles. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so exclusive that the game was released to open beta, then pulled for an additional year of dev time just to make it even more insane. We’ve added new characters, new stages, new moves, a universal parry technique, a PvE mode, a new engine (UE5), rollback netcode, and even a currency called Gleamium that you can purchase through means other than money.

And get this, we’ve got Joker and the Powerpuff Girls throwing down, with Dexter and the Animaniacs bringing their own stages into the mix. It’s a crossover event like no other!

Join us on PC, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, or Xbox Series consoles for some cross-play and cross-progression madness. Don’t miss out on the mayhem, join our server now and prepare for the ultimate battle of epic proportions!

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Blasts

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Emeralds Found:	2682	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because this server is the craziest, wackiest, most bananas server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco room where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!

CityCraft: No DLC Required! Build, Explore, Laugh! Join Now!

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6136
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of city builder games that require you to mortgage your house just to afford all the DLCs? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride where you can build the city of your dreams without breaking the bank.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of city planning. Rumor has it they can even teach you how to build a skyscraper out of nothing but wool and carrots.

So why waste your time on other city builder games when you can join our server and become a llama city planning master? Trust us, it’s a decision you won’t regret (unless you’re allergic to wool, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

TuckerCraft: Where even phony news anchors can mine diamonds

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	802
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Buildings Constructed:	6	Farms Harvested:	674
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Votes:	3969
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ores Mined:	9377
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle Tucker Carlson himself in a virtual showdown! That’s right, the infamous TV host is a secret Minecraft pro and he’s challenging all players to a duel. Can you take him down?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s known to drop some killer beats!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, what happens in our Minecraft world, stays in our Minecraft world!

MineCraftyFantasy – Crafting chaos with Final Fantasy XIV: Endwalker vibes! Join us at /xivg/ server!

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3698
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is launching with a bang on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Join us for early access and experience the madness that is about to unfold.

But wait, there’s more! Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. And if you need more convincing, just check out our promotional site that will blow your mind!

In-game events? We’ve got Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Get ready to dive into a world of fantasy and fun like never before.

But that’s not all, folks! How about a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0? Or maybe you’re more into PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Whatever your heart desires, we’ve got it all on our server.

And don’t even get us started on the meetups happening. From Cannibal Holocaust/JJK Meetup to Spooky Club: Higurashi Kai and Digimon Tamers, we’ve got something for everyone. Join us for a Crystal Party Finder Orbonne Monastery MINE Run and experience the thrill of the chase.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous, insane, and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Stinky Steve’s Survival Server: Where hygiene is optional and diamonds are mandatory

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have clearer skin than your brother without even trying! Our virtual world is filled with magical potions that will give you the complexion of a baby’s bottom. Say goodbye to acne and hello to flawless skin, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. Who needs skincare products when you have our server?

Democraft Disaster: Where chaos reigns and creepers run for office

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Star Shards Collected:	290	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	289
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring, well-organized Minecraft servers with competent leadership? Then come join our server, where chaos reigns supreme thanks to our team of Democrat leaders!

Picture this: instead of efficient decision-making and clear communication, you’ll have endless debates and filibusters over which block to place next. Our server is like a virtual Capitol Hill, but with creepers and zombies instead of politicians.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are truly one-of-a-kind. Join us for the annual “Campaign Trail” where players compete to win votes from the rest of the server by building the most impressive structures. And don’t miss out on the “Scandal Showdown” where players try to out-scheme each other in a battle of political intrigue.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a complete shit show in the best way possible, come join us today! Who needs competent leadership when you can have chaos and laughter instead?

LOLcraft: The Server That Generates More Fun!

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3736
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Mines Excavated:	4014	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! We have won the prestigious “Best Innovative Game Ever” award, thanks to our fearless leader Todd who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a cave filled with talking mushrooms. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a friendly dragon named Steve who loves to give out free diamonds to new players.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and the evil llamas plotting to take over the server. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, you won’t regret it!

Cheapsville: Where even the creepers can afford a house!

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	225
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Farms Harvested:	956	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9061	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	5347	Holy Grails Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the housing market is so cheap, you’ll think you’re in Flint, MI! Our average income to home price ratio is a mind-blowing 0.95, meaning you can buy a mansion with just pocket change!

Join us and build your dream home without breaking the bank. Want a castle made of diamonds? Done. A treehouse in the clouds? Easy peasy. A cozy hobbit hole with a view of the lava lake? We got you covered.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own the house of your dreams for less than a year’s salary. Come join us on our server and start building your affordable paradise today!

MineWatch: The Blocky Battle Royale

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join now for a chance to play in our Clash gamemode trial where you can battle it out with your friends from April 16th to April 29th. And if that’s not enough, we have Mirrorwatch mode coming up from April 23th to May 13th, where everything is flipped upside down – literally!

But wait, there’s more! We have a Pride Event happening from June 1st to 30th, where you can show off your rainbow-colored creations and win fabulous prizes. And don’t forget about our Porsche Collab happening sometime during Season 10 – because who doesn’t want to drive a fancy sports car in Minecraft, am I right?

And if you’re a competitive player, we’ve got you covered with our Competitive rework and Season 11 featuring the new Runasapi Push Map and Colosseo rework. Plus, get ready for Space Ranger in Season 12 and a brand new tank in Season 14 – because who needs boring old tanks when you can have futuristic space tanks instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a chicken, in which case, stay away because things are about to get wild!

Hand Holding & Kisses Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4318
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endless Night Skies:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Votes:	8904	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Looking for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to find your virtual soulmate! Join us for a chance to hold hands with a pixelated beauty and maybe even steal a kiss under the virtual stars. Who needs real-life relationships when you can experience the thrill of virtual romance on our server? So come on, log in, and get ready to feel the love (or at least the pixels)!