Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!
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CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild
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CraftyPunchline Minecraft Server
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“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”
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PresidentialCraft Minecraft Server
Accountability, borders, Burn, controversy, CONVICTED, criminal charges, Interpretation, Justice, law and order, lock her up, Meaning, Minecraft, niggers, overwhelmed, Politics, president, PresidentialCraft, rape, rhetoric, sanctuary cities, Server, Statement, Usa
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that play by the rules? Come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We don’t lock up our players, we let them roam free like wild animals. Build your own borders and watch as they get overwhelmed by crazy mobs and players. Need a sanctuary? We’ve got cities just for that! And don’t even get us started on the nether regions of our server, where nether creatures run wild and anything goes. Plus, our admin once got convicted of 34 counts of rape in-game…but hey, who hasn’t, amirite? Join us for a wild ride like no other!
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1A1E – 1.12.2-1.20.4 Minecraft server
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1A1E 1.12.2 – 1.20.4 New hardware without wipe! IP – 1a1e.joinserver.ru
Server IP 1a1e.joinserver.ru
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VitalCraft [Factions] [Survival] [Skyblock] [Java+ Bedrock]
1.8 Combat mechanics, Arena, bedrock, Build Islands, cannon raiding, Community, Creative, Creativeplots, Faction Pvp, Factions, Ftop, Grinding, IslandTop, java, loot crates, Minigames, Modded, Mythic Survival, new, New server, PvP, Skyblock, Skyblock PvP, Survival, Wither Raiding![VitalCraft [Factions] [Survival] [Skyblock] [Java+ Bedrock]](https://newminecraftservers.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/06/VitalCraft-Factions-Survival-Skyblock-Java-Bedrock.gif)
VitalCraft Minecraft ServerIP: play.vitalcraft.orgBedrock Port: 25581Factions | Skyblock | SurvivalA little about us: We are a brand new server looking to grow in all areas of Minecraft! Our team has worked very hard to deliver a truly special server for all types of players to enjoy. Our team is active, we listen to our community, and we are always looking at ways to improve not only for ourselves, but for our community. Join VitalCraft and find out what it is like to be a part of a loving Minecraft family.================================================================================================Factions Description:Our factions server has what everyone wants… Cannon Raiding | Wither Raiding | 1.8 Combat mechanics | 24/7 Grinding | Specialty loot crates. We have worked very hard to deliver a faction server
Server IP play.vitalcraft.org:25581
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MinedHype: The Server Where We Promise Not to Steal Your Diamonds, Mostly. Join now!
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Server IP play.minedhype.com Location Las Vegas, Nevada (US WEST) Website https://minedhype.com Server Host PUBCS.com Java Version 1.20.6 Bedrock Version 1.20.40 – 1.20.81 Overview:
FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Can I join the server without being whitelisted? A: Yes, the server is open to all players without requiring a whitelist. Simply connect to play.minedhype.com
Q: Is there a world border on the server? A: The server has no set world border, allowing players to explore freely within the generated world.
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow while playing on the server? A: Yes, you can find the server rules and guidelines at https://minedhype.com/minecraft
Q: How do I set up a shop in the shopping district? A: Players can apply to have a shop in the public shopping district by typing /tpshop to teleport to the area.
Q: Can I protect my builds from griefing? A: Yes, players can claim their own areas using the claim system to protect their builds from griefing.
Q: Is there cross-play support for Bedrock and Java players? A: Yes, the server supports cross-play between Bedrock and Java editions of Minecraft.
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IsraelDefenders Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of playing on wimpy servers filled with soyboys and femboys? Do you want to show off your manly Minecraft skills and defend Israel like a true warrior? Look no further, because our server is calling for the manliest of men to join our ranks and protect the holy land from creepers and zombies!Join us and embark on epic quests to build fortresses, slay dragons, and rescue villagers in distress. Only the bravest and most rugged players can handle the challenges that await on our server. So put on your best armor, grab your sword, and show those soyjaks who’s boss!
But beware, only the manliest of men can survive in our world. Are you up for the challenge? Join us now and prove your worth on the battlefield!
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MineCraft Kingdoms – KHG Server
khg, kingdom hearts, Kingdom Hearts beta test, Kingdom Hearts collections, Kingdom Hearts Dark Road, Kingdom Hearts General, Kingdom Hearts IV, Kingdom Hearts lore, Kingdom Hearts Missing-Link, Kingdom Hearts mobile games, kingdom hearts mods, Kingdom Hearts new games, Kingdom Hearts news, Kingdom Hearts pilot animatic, Kingdom Hearts series, Kingdom Hearts Steam release, Kingdom Hearts trailers, Kingdom Hearts Union χ Dark Road, Kingdom Hearts updates, Kingdoms, Minecraft, ServerAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Kingdom Hearts, where you can battle heartless, explore magical worlds, and maybe even find your own keyblade!But that’s not all – we have exclusive access to the lost Kingdom Hearts pilot animatic from 2003. Witness the early days of Sora and the gang in all their pixelated glory!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got TWO new Kingdom Hearts games on the horizon – Kingdom Hearts IV and Kingdom Hearts Missing-Link. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await in these new installments?
So why wait? Join our server now and dive into the fantastical world of Kingdom Hearts. Who knows, you might even run into Mickey Mouse himself!
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Capital Punishment: Economy Realms Modded PvP – Not Your Average Retirement Plan.
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Capital <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/pokemon-tycoon/"><a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/buddy-sim/">Minecraft Server</a></a> Capital Minecraft Server
Overview:
Welcome to Capital, the most interesting Economy-Based Minecraft city Realm on the Bedrock Edition of Minecraft, with tons of new features you’ve never seen before, and a custom made mod to introduce you to many new features! Come join to experience an awesome server with a growing community and constantly updating gameplay.
If this interests you, join our Realm today! https://discord.gg/ZWQJFY7WaB https://realms.gg/JH_txP7h5qU [Or via the realm code: JH_txP7h5qU]
FAQ:
Question Answer How do I join the Capital Minecraft Server? You can join our Realm using the following links: - https://discord.gg/ZWQJFY7WaB
- https://realms.gg/JH_txP7h5qU [Or via the realm code: JH_txP7h5qU]
What makes Capital Minecraft Server unique? Capital offers an Economy-Based city Realm with custom features and mods that create a unique gameplay experience for players. How often is the server updated? The server is constantly updating its gameplay and features to provide players with new and exciting content.
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Mio’s Wolfpack Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Ookami Mio appears and challenges you to a dance-off! Who knew Minecraft could be so funky fresh?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret VODs that will make you question reality. Dive into the Yamato Phantasia manga and uncover the mysteries of the pixelated universe.
And don’t even get me started on the group songs and covers. Imagine a creeper jamming out to a killer beat while being serenaded by the angelic voices of our talented members.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! But be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. It’s a pixelated rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!
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SwitchCraft Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of living in the boring world of dwl? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your dwm dreams!Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player, constantly trolling unsuspecting newbies.
But that’s not all! We have custom dungeons filled with treasure, secret portals to alternate dimensions, and a pet zombie named Bob who gives out free hugs (watch out for his missing arm though).
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to dwl and hello to the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave (unless Bob’s hugs get a little too tight).