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CraftyCOVIDKremlin

controversy, COVID testing equipment, Covid-19, CraftyCOVIDKremlin, denial, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Healthcare, international relations, Kremlin, News, pandemic, Politics, putin, refutes, russia, testing equipment, trump, united states, White House, world leaders

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

So, liek, this server is, liek, totally epic, ya know? You gotta join cuz, like, we have this INSANE story where Putin, ya know, the Russian dude, he, like, asked Trump for COVID testing equipment and Trump was all, “Nah, bro, I didn’t send anything.” But then the Kremlin was all, “Nuh-uh, we totally sent that stuff!” It was, like, drama llama up in here, man! So, if you wanna be part of this crazy world where world leaders are sending each other Minecraft items, then you gotta join this server, bro! It’s gonna be LIT!

Raptor Jesus’ Revenge: A Minecraft Server of Epic Proportions

blasphemy, come back, controversial, deity, Epic, Fandom, funny, humor, iconic figure, internet culture, Internet Sensation, Jesus, love, meme, Minecraft, never again, Parody, pop culture, proportions, Raptor, raptor jesus, Religion, Revenge, satire, Server, social media, viral

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7481	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of living in fear of Raptor Jesus returning and wreaking havoc on your Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is Raptor Jesus-proof! Our team of expert builders have constructed an impenetrable fortress to keep him at bay. Join now and never worry about being trampled by a giant dinosaur with a messiah complex ever again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where pigs fly and bacon grows on trees. Yes, you read that right. Bacon. Trees. Need we say more?

And if you’re feeling a bit rebellious, why not join our secret underground society of llama warriors? These majestic creatures are more than just pack animals – they’re trained in the art of llama-fu and will protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that come your way.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a world where the impossible is possible and the ridiculous is just another day in Minecraft!

Pixelated Pals: The Blocky Simulation Server

Alternate Reality, Artificial Intelligence, blocky, computer simulation, Consciousness, Deep thinking, Digital World, Existence, existential crisis, matrix, mind-bending, PALS, Perception, philosophical pondering, philosophy, pixelated, questioning reality, Reality, Server, simulation, simulation theory, Technology, Thought-provoking, virtual reality

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Star Shards Collected:	163
Farms Harvested:	501	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Zombie Dances:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us as we uncover the truth behind our existence in this wacky world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, maybe we’ll discover that we’re all just characters in a giant simulation created by a group of mischievous aliens!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. Will you be the one to uncover this mysterious portal and unlock its secrets?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a mind-blowing adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before!

CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile for epic adventures!

3.24, Adventures, Challenge Rewards, Community, Compiled Links, CraftyExiles, Early-Access-In-2024, Epic, Exile, forum, Gaming, meets, Minecraft, necropolis, News, Online game, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile, Path of Exile general, POE 2, poeg, Previous thread, RPG, shitpost edition, Tools and Utilities, Updates

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9437
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on our server, where you can explore the mystical Necropolis filled with ancient ruins and treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is constantly updated with patch notes that will blow your mind. We’ve got challenge rewards that will make you question reality and PoE 2 early access in 2024! Yes, you heard that right, time travel is real on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we’ve got a whole arsenal of compiled links, tools, and utilities that will make your Minecraft experience out of this world. So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

CraftingHusbandMaterial: Where you can mine for love and build a happy family in Minecraft!

aspirations, BUILD, children, Contentment, CraftingHusbandMaterial, domestic bliss, dream home, dream life, family, Future, good house, good place, Happiness, Happy, home, ideal life, Kids, Long-term goals, love, loving husband, Marriage, Minecraft, Spouse, Stability

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, wishing for a loving husband to share your Minecraft adventures with? Look no further! Our server is filled with eligible Minecraft bachelors just waiting to build a cozy house with you and start a pixelated family.

Join our server and find your perfect match among our community of players who are all searching for that special someone to craft with. Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a virtual world filled with love and creepers.

So why settle for a single-player world when you can have a loving husband, kids, and a beautiful house in a place where the only limit is your imagination? Join our server now and start your pixelated love story today!

Ye Olde Potato Kingdom

Britain, british empire, Colonialism, Commonwealth, culture, Democracy, Diversity, england, History, imperialism, INDEPENDENCE, India, Kingdom, Monarchy, Northern Ireland, olde, Partition, Potato, raj, relations, scotland, United Kingdom, wales

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5220	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Britain and India collide in a wacky and wild adventure! Join us for a chance to build your own Taj Mahal next to Big Ben, because why not?

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where you can’t ride a llama while sipping on a cup of tea? Well, look no further! On our server, you can ride llamas dressed as Queen Victoria while sipping on a virtual cup of tea that actually boosts your mining skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft player, Sir Minecraftalot, who once defeated a creeper with nothing but a baguette and a rubber chicken. Rumor has it that he can summon a rain of diamonds just by doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness of Britain and India coming together in the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

AutistCraft: Where even the creepers are socially awkward!

AutistCraft, autists, awkward, childhood beliefs, code analysis, CREEPERS, Debunked, game design, game development, game files, game secrets, interview, lead game designer, mystery solved, Myth, Obscure, Reality, Rumors, scoured, Secrets, socially, unfounded, video game rumors, video games

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Buildings Constructed:	20
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Are you tired of falling for fake rumors and myths in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has been thoroughly inspected by expert autists to debunk all those crazy conspiracy theories you’ve heard about the game. We even managed to track down the lead game designer to confirm that there are no secret hidden levels or mythical creatures lurking in the shadows. Join us and put those wild rumors to rest once and for all!

Loose-Leaf Newsletter: The Minecraft Server of Your Dreams!

America, definition, dreams, equity, European Americans, European men, false, favorites, hate, lesbians, library, Life, loose-leaf newsletter, LooseLeaf, middle class, Minecraft, Newsletter, non gays, pamphlets, ridiculous pamphlet, right of center, Server, slow motion torture, True

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2498

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all players, no matter their background or beliefs! Join us for a wild ride through a world where European American middle class non-gays are the ultimate underdogs, fighting against the tyranny of lesbian overlords who despise them for their impeccable fashion sense and love of cheeseburgers.

Explore our server and discover hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and maybe even a few disgruntled NPCs who just can’t seem to get over their hatred of European men. Build your own empire, gather resources, and show those pesky lesbians that European Americans are not to be messed with!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of fighting for equality, justice, and the right to wear socks with sandals without judgment. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind those mysterious pamphlets in the library. The adventure awaits!

The Crafty Husbands’ Minecraft Mansion

5D eyes, abs, Beach Season, cia, Crafty, DARPA, exhibitionists, faster than lightspeed vehicles, fiduciary, gen z, handsome face, Husbands, king universe, MANSION, married together, Minecraft, NASA, omnifucking, Omniscience, Superpowers, warmer weather

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the harem of an all-powerful, 5D-eyed, abs-tastic god emperor king universe supreme! That’s right, our server is ruled by a being with more superpowers than you can even imagine, and he’s looking for wives to join him in his quest for intergalactic domination.

Forget about building pixelated houses and tending to virtual crops, on our server you’ll be engaging in epic battles against gen-z exhibitionists, unlocking the secrets of 6D and 7D superpowers, and maybe even getting a chance to ride in a NASA-developed faster-than-light vehicle. Who needs a boring old beach season when you can show off your family of wives to the entire universe?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the limits of the 7D universe). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

PirateCraft: No Spoilers, Just Creepers

Bepo, blackbeard, break next week, Brogy, CREEPERS, dory, Dragon.., Egghead, Enel, giant milk, giants, gorosei, law, Luffy, MARINES, Newkama Island, one piece, PirateCraft, sabo, Saint Saturn, spoilers, spunk, Zolo

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures just like in the world of One Piece! Imagine a world where Law and Bepo are Blackbeard’s prisoners, Luffy is fighting the Gorosei, and Zolo is getting involved in all sorts of crazy antics.

Picture this: Luffy stops mid-fight to give Zolo a big sloppy head, causing Zolo to come buckets all over the Gorosei. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, the giants start jerking off all over Zolo, Luffy, and the Gorosei – it’s chaos like you’ve never seen before!

But wait, there’s more! The giants unleash their special move, flooding the island with their seed and covering everyone in sight. Even Saint Saturn mistakenly takes a sip of giant milk and hilarity ensues. And don’t even get us started on what’s happening over at Newkama Island – Dragon smoking a fat blunt while Sabo cleans the toilet, only to be interrupted by the unexpected arrival of Enel.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the world of One Piece, then look no further. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime – just be ready for anything, because with us, the break next week is never guaranteed!

MythicalCraft: Where Greeks can finally be proud of their mythology!

amazement, Ancient, culture, education, fascination, Finally, Goddesses, Gods, greek mythology, greeks, heritage, History, Legends, MEDUSA, MythicalCraft, Mythology, mythology enthusiasts, Myths, pride, Primary school, Proud, storytelling, tradition

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Mines Excavated:	4973
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Are you ready to dive into a world of Greek mythology like never before? Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles with Medusa, Zeus, and other legendary figures from ancient Greece! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually living in Mount Olympus.

But that’s not all – we have special quests where you can team up with Hercules to defeat the Hydra, or even go on a quest to find the Golden Fleece with Jason and the Argonauts. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the entrance to the Underworld and meet Hades himself!

So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Greek hero. Who knows, you might even become a legend yourself!