CraftyCousinCrib Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCousinCrib

aita, biological family, blended family, chinese laws, Conflict, CraftyCousinCrib, default, financial help, Harassment, House, Inheritance, loan repayments, Mortgage, moving abroad, new car, real estate market, regret, relative, savings, shanghai, Warning

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Magic Items Found:	7107	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of your blended family and crazy cousins! Join us for a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about mortgage payments or financial woes.

Build your own dream house without the risk of losing it all to Chinese real estate laws. Explore our server and discover hidden treasures that will make you forget all about your cousin’s concrete box of a house.

Don’t be the asshole who doesn’t join our server – come play with us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a new car when you can have a virtual mansion in Minecraft? Join now and leave your family drama behind!

Coffin Wood Tree Farm

acceptance, Afterlife, burial, Coffin, contemplation, cycle of life, death, Existential, Farm, final resting place, Funeral, growth, inevitability, inevitability of death, life cycle, mortality, Nature, Reflection, Somber, Tree, wood

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Night Skies:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Yo, have you ever thought about the fact that there’s a tree out there just waiting to make your coffin? Well, forget about all that depressing stuff and come join our Minecraft server instead! This server is so lit, even that tree would want to join if it could!

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell jokes (okay maybe not that last one, but wouldn’t that be hilarious?). Our server is like a magical land where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason.

And get this – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. They throw the sickest parties every night, and you’re invited to join in on the fun! Just watch out for the zombie DJs, they tend to drop some killer beats (literally).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who needs a tree making your coffin when you can be partying with breakdancing villagers instead? Let’s get this party started!

CoughCraft: Salty Solutions

#coughing, alkaline salts, chronic cough, Chronic illness, chronic respiratory conditions, cough frequency, cough management, CoughCraft, Healthcare, inhaled, Medical research, Monitoring, new treatment, potential treatment, pulmonary medicine, Respiratory Disorders, respiratory health, respiratory system, respiratory therapy, SALTY, scientists, SOLUTIONS, Treatment

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	959
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, you start coughing like crazy. But don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special potion that can cure chronic coughs! Just inhale some alkaline salts and BAM, no more annoying coughing fits while you’re trying to play. Plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you ever had a cough in the first place. Join us now for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

#0, 100, autistic, controversy, DEI, Diversity, far gone, Game, inclusion, insensitive, lack of surprise, Minecraft, offensive, PALS, PIXEL, Political, Political Correctness, retards, screeching, Server, social justice, White, Woke, WOKE CULTURE

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4320	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee 100% white blocks and 0% political drama! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and were immediately greeted by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep chanting “DEI! DEI! DEI!” But fear not, for our server is a safe haven from all that nonsense. We believe in building, crafting, and having a good ol’ time without any woke screeching ruining the fun.

So come join us and experience a world where the only colors you’ll see are the ones you choose to build with. No political agendas here, just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

””B r i t M i n e c r a f t S M P””

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	742930	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because dominos edish is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground rollercoaster that only the bravest adventurers can find.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden carrots and diamond-studded eggs. Will you bow down to his clucky majesty or challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince?

If you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of exploding kittens, then dominos edish is the place for you. Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

MoodBoost SMP – Minecraft SMP

Bliss, calmness, comfort, Contentment, DELIGHT, Ease, enjoyment, Good Mood, Happiness, joy, Laughter, Minecraft, MoodBoost, Peace, positivity, Relaxation, satisfaction, Serenity, simple pleasure, smp, stress relief, Tranquility, Uplifting

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
New Chunks Explored:	918738	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	55	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	38
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the joy of punching trees for hours on end! Our server is filled with wacky characters and crazy adventures just waiting for you to join in on the fun. Need a break from the real world? Come build a giant toilet house with us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where the mobs are the DJs. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate blocky master builder!

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

advice, CraftyTime, Dig, dont, future goals, hindsight, inspiration, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, message to past self, mindfulness, motivation, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, Straight.., time travel, travel, wisdom

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Magic Items Found:	5791	Astral Projections Made:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

Mate Value Power Play

alternative partners, attraction, emotional infidelity, evolutionary psychology, gender differences, Infidelity, interpersonal relationships, Jealousy, Mate, mate competition, MATE SELECTION, mate value, partner choice, partner preferences, perceived power, Play, power, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, relationship quality, relationship satisfaction, romantic relationships, social psychology

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Buildings Constructed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School ?

activities, Adventure, building, Casual, Clans, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friends, FUNCTIONALITY, Grinding, Mining, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, RPG, rules, Survival, TEAM, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Some similar Minecraft servers to Onxy Middle School include: 1. DiamondCraft – A server focused on community building and team activities, with a strong emphasis on player collaboration and friendly competition. 2. EmeraldPVP – A PvP-focused server with unique gameplay elements and events, perfect for players who enjoy a mix of strategy and combat. 3. SapphireSurvival – A survival server with a strong emphasis on building and exploration, offering players the opportunity to create their own adventures in a vast and immersive world. 4. RubyRealm – A server that combines elements of survival, PvP, and roleplaying, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences for players of all interests. 5. TopazTown – A family-friendly server with a focus on creativity and community, perfect for players looking for a welcoming and supportive environment to play in.

Each of these servers offers a unique and engaging experience, similar to that of Onxy Middle School . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

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Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server

ALERT, asylum escapees, asylum room, asylum seekers, CALAMITOUS HAPPENING, catastrophe, Caution, Craft, Crisis, danger, emergency, emperor, Escape, fugitives, illegal immigrants, immigration, Madrid airport, Minecraft, Moroccan, Protection, security breach, Server, unknown location, Urgent

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8090
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Towns Built:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ores Mined:	6573
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for the chance to encounter the infamous Moroccan aliens who have escaped from the asylum room at Madrid airport. Will you be able to survive their unpredictable antics and outsmart them in the wild world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. Will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks, or will you fall victim to their ruthless llama justice?

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this strange world and challenge the creepers to a dance-off?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Moroccan aliens and keep an eye out for any llamas wearing sunglasses. Good luck, adventurer!

NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN community, Nijisanji EN Discord, NIJISANJI EN Minecraft Server, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN Twitter, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, smp, ttt, xsoleil

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Star Shards Collected:	89	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.