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| Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 9056 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 21 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
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