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CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Server

Server, concern, DATING, guidance, Boundaries

Are you tired of dealing with awkward family situations like your 18-year-old daughter dating a 30-year-old man? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, we have a strict age limit for relationships! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world where age is just a number (literally, because everyone is a blocky character)! Plus, rumor has it that our server is so magical, it can actually reverse aging and make you feel like a teenager again. So come on, join us and leave those age gap worries behind!

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CraftyCougar’s Minecraft Madness: Where Age is Just a Number!

annoying womanisms, madness, fending off orbiters, 8/10 woman, number

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dating advice meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to escape the woes of pursuing subpar women in real life and instead focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Why waste time and money on a sub8 woman when you can invest in creating your own perfect world in Minecraft? Our server offers a safe haven from annoying womanisms and orbiters, allowing you to focus on what truly matters – crafting and surviving in a pixelated paradise.

Who needs a 6/10 woman when you can have a diamond pickaxe in hand and a thriving virtual community to call your own? Join us and experience the joy of building without the worry of less fulfilling relationships or worse children. Plus, who knows, you might just find that special virtual someone who shares your love for mining and crafting.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and start building your way to a brighter, blockier future. Who needs real-life drama when you can have endless adventures in the world of Minecraft?

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CraftyCougar’s Creepin’ Craft Server

burden, Reality, view, Reluctant, Server

Are you tired of hitting the wall in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where age is just a number and women never hit the wall! In our virtual world, women in their 30s are considered the ultimate queens, ruling over all with their wisdom and experience.

Forget about societal stigmas and outdated beliefs, on our server, 30-something-year-old single women are the most sought after players. Men will be lining up to date these powerful and ageless wonders, who only get better with time.

Join us and experience a world where age is just a number and women in their 30s are the true MVPs. Don’t be a burden to society, be a queen on our Minecraft server!

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CraftyCougar’s Cub Den – Where even 40-year-old women can’t resist our blocks!

WOMAN, Den, Court, State, underage

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a woman who lures in teenagers with alcohol? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about stolen booze and creepy encounters.

Join us for a gaming experience that’s more intense than a 14-year-old trying to sneak out of a woman’s apartment after a wild night. Our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel right at home – just like that boy who got sent back to a youth center after his wild adventure.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrills and spills of Minecraft like never before. Just remember, our server is so addictive, you might just forget all about stealing alcohol and getting into trouble with the law. Oops!

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Toilet-bound Hanako-kun Minecraft Server

Updates, occult, School, WEEKLY, Haunted

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further than Spook 109! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Spook 109 and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players could defeat them and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Imagine building a house out of cheddar or fighting off creepers made of gouda. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join Spook 109 today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

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The Zombie Slayer Minecraft SMP

Characters, zombie, frustrating, review, Thread

Are you tired of boring SMPs where the gameplay is as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, do business deals with zombies, and try not to get scammed by skeletons. It’s chaos, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will.

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The Goddess Tier Minecraft Server

storytelling, Natural, Mythical, Character development, OC

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for the ultimate Minecraft experience where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and zombies breakdance to thriller!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical land where every block was made of chocolate and every tree grew pizza slices. They rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens and emerged victorious, with a diamond sword in one hand and a slice of cake in the other.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a giant golem made entirely of enchanted blocks who roams the land granting wishes to lucky players. Want a pet dragon? Done. A castle made of gold? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. (Disclaimer: No actual unicorns, rainbow-riding, or chocolate blocks included. But we do have a pretty awesome community and some killer mini-games!)

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Minecraft SMP: /mggg/ Monster Girl Games General #951

smp, MGQ Wiki, Paradox Part 3 Demo, general, REBF collab

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with monsters, quests, and dreams of epic proportions.

In this server, you’ll find yourself facing off against the Castle of Temptation, where the stakes are high and the rewards are even higher. But beware, the Lonesome Spirit collab will have you questioning your sanity as you navigate through the treacherous world of MGQP Part 3.

But fear not, for we have translated everything you need to know to survive in this crazy world. From Youmaen to Shrift II 2.56, we’ve got you covered. And don’t forget to check out the MGQ Wiki and MGD Wiki for all the tips and tricks you’ll need to make it out alive.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to conquer the monsters, dreams, and quests that await you. Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

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Nephelim server Minecraft

Sandbox, Development, Friends, Minecraft, Items

Nephelim is a small, cozy RPG server for playing alone or playing with friends. The server has a lot of custom mobs, items, game mechanics and new locations. You have to study them from scratch, the content is revealed gradually. The innovations have the goal of making the game more like a cozy RPG sandbox. We recommend starting the game in the company of friends, so that everyone can find their own path of development in a complex and varied system of items and abilities.

Server version: 1.19.4The game requires a resource pack and Optifine installed

95.216.92.70:25921

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America 2024 Minecraft Server

Server, Celebrities, America, cameron diaz, tabloid

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the year is 2024 and things have gotten absolutely bonkers! Imagine a world where Kristin Kreuk, Halle Berry, Megan Fox, Cameron Diaz, and Lindsay Lohan are all ruling the land with their diamond swords and enchanted armor. It’s like the 2000s all over again, but with a twist!

Join our server for a chance to team up with these iconic celebrities and take on epic quests to defeat evil mobs and conquer new territories. Who knew that Hollywood stars had such mad Minecraft skills?

But be warned, things can get wild in this alternate reality. You never know when a giant Lindsay Lohan will come crashing through your base or when Megan Fox will challenge you to a PvP battle. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who needs reality TV when you have this level of insanity in a blocky world?

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