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  • CraftyCops & Toddler Terrors

    CraftyCops & Toddler Terrors

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Suburbia: The Ultimate Chaos Realm!

    Dive headfirst into a corner of the block where reality bends, time has no meaning, and the sound of screeching tires is but a lullaby. Suburbia is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a fever dream where children roam free, unsupervised, creating mayhem while we try to make sense of it all.

    The Enigmatic Encounter: What Just Happened?

    Once upon a time (literally hours ago), there was a two-year-old boy, wandering the pixelated streets of our Minecraft version of suburbia—vulnerable and adorable, yet unable to utter even a single coherent word! This isn’t your typical daycare; this is a world where parenting is a distant memory (much like that block you just misplaced). With a mysterious seven-year-old “sister” or “cousin” who can barely keep track of who she is, you might ask: What could possibly go wrong? Turns out, plenty.

    Server Features:

    • Random Multiplayer Mayhem: Join players who may or may not help you as you navigate the treacherous landscape of parenting habits gone awry!
    • Bizarre NPCs: Meet characters who think they’re the de facto guardians of the universe—shouting at their neighbors for not adopting twisted ideas of safety!
    • The Call of the Dispatcher: Experience live events where players can contact the “non-emergency hotline” to report nonsensical neighborhood actions. Will the police show? Will they care? Only time will tell!
    FeatureDescription
    Screaming NeighborsAlways lurking, ready to criticize your every move.
    Children of ChaosUnruly kids sprinting through the blocks, plotting schemes of giggles and mischief!
    Memory Wipe MechanicForget who’s who! Every time you log in, your orientation resets!

    Testimonials From The Confused:

    “I came for the blocks, stayed for the existential dread. What are these kids even doing here?” — LostInSuburbia42

    “I thought I was reporting a child but ended up in a shouting match with a parent stranger! 10/10 experience.” — ChaosAgent73

    “Why is the child screaming? Is this a daycare or a dystopian nightmare?” — RocketPants69

    Legends & Lore: The Great Neighborhood Dispute!

    Whispers echo of an ancient feud—it began one twilight evening when a neighbor claimed the sacred duty of vigilance over children she didn’t even know. A battle raged—should you invite lost children into your fortress or call the authorities? Legends say those who defy the keeper of chaos will face the wrath of the collective suburban gods, who will unleash a reign of avocados (because why not?).

    Frequently Unasked Questions:

    • Q: Is my safety assured in Suburbia? A: Only if you carry a block of cheese; it wards off confounding neighbors!

    • Q: Can I trust the children? A: Trust is subjective in a realm ruled by pixelated chaos.

    • Q: Why don’t the police care? A: Maybe they’re busy assembling on the other side of the map—or just lost in the endless void of blocks!

    Inexplicable Call to Action:

    Join us on Suburbia. Embrace the unpredictability, unlock your inner chaos, and embark on a quest where the only rule is to have NO rules! Will you forsake your sanity for a digital land of whimsy and utter confusion? The door is open—but beware of the guardians watching, because they think they know what “taking care” means…

    Enter if you dare! Who knows what happens next?

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  • CraftyCops: No Trespassing Zone

    CraftyCops: No Trespassing Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of kids invading your forest and disrupting your work-from-home meetings? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual escape where you can build your own peaceful paradise without any noisy neighbors. No need to call the police here, just grab your pickaxe and start crafting your dream world. Plus, our server is so quiet, you’ll forget those pesky kids ever existed. Join now for a serene gaming experience like no other!

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  • CraftyCops: Arrest44Arson

    CraftyCops: Arrest44Arson

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than russian police arresting 44 people in a crazy wave of arson attacks!!! if you want some real adrenaline pumping fun, this is the place to be. you’ll be running from the law, setting fires, and causing chaos just like those crazy russians. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server. so come on and join the madness, we promise you won’t be disappointed!

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  • CraftyCops Minecraft Server

    CraftyCops Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with noisy neighbors who just won’t quit? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world! Our virtual community is filled with friendly players who know how to party without disturbing the peace.

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about smoke-filled hallways or late-night ragers. On our server, the only noise you’ll hear is the sound of creepers exploding (and maybe the occasional “REEE” from a frustrated player).

    Don’t let pesky neighbors ruin your gaming experience – join us today and leave the drama behind. Who needs real-life problems when you can mine diamonds and battle zombies in peace? Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than calling the cops on your unruly neighbors.

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  • CraftyCops Minecraft Server

    CraftyCops Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine this, u join this epic minecraft server, right? and u know what’s crazy? the police can access ur mobile phone data for minor crimes! like, bro, u gotta join this server just to see what kind of shenanigans the police are up to in minecraft world. maybe they’re building a secret base or something, who knows? but seriously, if u wanna see some wild stuff go down, join this server ASAP. plus, we have the best virtual donuts in town, so there’s that too. come on, don’t be a square, join now!

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  • CraftyCops Minecraft Server

    CraftyCops Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and escape the craziness of the real world by diving into a virtual world where anything is possible!

    We got police rescuing 402 children from sex abuse allegations at Islamic welfare homes in Malaysia! Like, who even knew that was a thing in Minecraft, amirite? But hey, we like to keep things interesting and totally unpredictable here.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more. Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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  • CraftyCops: SummoningScandals

    CraftyCops: SummoningScandals

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like the Malaysian police of Minecraft servers, summoning all the cool kids to come play! we got more evidence of epic child sex abuse… i mean, not real abuse, just like, abuse of the game, ya know? so come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, just like summoning an Islamic firm to a party! let’s get this party started, woohoo!

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  • CraftyCops Minecraft Server

    CraftyCops Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server! 🌟

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of twists and turns just like this crazy story!

    🚗 Hop into our virtual world and become the ultimate getaway driver! Help your friends steal expensive cars, crash them into ditches, and escape the cops all while high on adventure!

    👮‍♀️ But be careful, snitches get stitches! Will you be the hero who turns in your criminal boyfriend and his friends to the virtual police, or will you keep quiet and try to get away with the perfect virtual crime?

    🤯 Experience the thrill of being called disloyal, evil, and a pig by your virtual community! Watch as your in-game relationships crumble before your eyes, all while trying to protect your virtual future.

    🏝️ And if things get too intense, don’t worry! Take a break from the chaos and spend the summer on a virtual vacation with your virtual dad in a different state. Who knows what virtual adventures await you there!

    Join our server now and experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions and drama! Are you in or are you out? The choice is yours, but remember, in this virtual world, anything can happen! 😉

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  • CraftyCops Minecraft Server

    CraftyCops Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our security team for the 2026 World Cup Final consists of creepers, skeletons, and endermen. Don’t worry, they may cause a complete dumpster fire, but they’ll keep things interesting! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even score a goal with a TNT block! Join now for a World Cup experience like no other!

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  • CraftyCops & Robbers: ‘/copalib/’ Server – Where the only crime is not joining in on the fun!

    CraftyCops & Robbers: ‘/copalib/’ Server – Where the only crime is not joining in on the fun!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama of doom, who farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who dare to tickle its belly. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the most ridiculous and nonsensical structures imaginable, like a giant toilet made out of cake or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Chicken Army,” where players can recruit an army of battle-ready chickens to take on the evil forces of the Ender Dragon. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even challenge our resident prankster, the Mischievous Magma Cube, to a game of “Hide and Seek” where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher.

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness and mayhem. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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  • Dead Candy Graveyard

    Dead Candy Graveyard

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Dead Candy Graveyard, a captivating Minecraft server that offers a unique blend of thrilling gameplay and immersive experiences. Step into a world where darkness and enchantment collide, where the haunting echoes of the past intertwine with the sugary sweetness of candy.

    Embark on epic battles and challenge yourself with our exhilarating Elitemobs feature. Engage in intense arena fights and face formidable bosses that will test your skills to the limit. Prepare to wield your weapons and harness your abilities as you strive to emerge victorious in these thrilling encounters.

    For those seeking a more traditional Minecraft experience, our Survival SMP world awaits you. Immerse yourself in a thriving community of like-minded players, explore vast landscapes, and forge your own path. Unleash your creativity, construct magnificent structures, and unravel the mysteries of this enchanting realm.

    To add an extra layer of excitement, we have implemented a rewarding crate system and daily rewards. Unlock special items, rare treasures, and exclusive perks as you journey through the Dead Candy Graveyard. Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or a new player, these bonuses will enhance your gameplay and provide you with additional motivation to conquer the challenges that lie ahead.

    Join us in Dead Candy Graveyard and indulge in a Minecraft experience like no other. Immerse yourself in a world of captivating battles, survival, and boundless possibilities. Uncover the secrets that dwell within this mystical realm, and let your imagination run wild amidst the eerie beauty of the graveyard. The adventure awaits!

    185.236.137.34

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  • Spaffel-SMP

    Spaffel-SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    A German Minecraft server that offers a vibrant economy, a friendly community and a humorous atmosphere. Join today and experience pure fun! No pay-to-win, clear rules, and regular rewards for your votes. An active server is waiting for you to explore.

    smp.spaffel.de

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  • AfiqNajmi46 S7 SMP

    AfiqNajmi46 S7 SMP

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    AfiqNajmi46’s SMP Season 7

    Version : 1.20.4 Up time: 99.895% Online mode: false Discord SRV available Awesome datapacks and plugins Free of lagg 24/7 support Bedrock/Java supported 1.7-1.20.4 support IP:AfiqNajmi46.mc-world.net Port:5690 Discord: https://discord.gg/hhnfHUU

    AfiqNajmi46.mc-world.net:5690

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  • BTTDM Minecraft

    BTTDM Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts!

    Are you in searching of the ultimate survival experience? Look no further than BTTDM Minecraft, our brand-new server that will leave you captivated! Operating on version 1.19.4 and beyond, we offer an extraordinary survival journey, packed with a plethora of features such as quests, skills, jobs, daily rewards, and so much more.

    Immerse yourself in the realm of BTTDM Minecraft at mc.bttdm.com and get ready for an adventure like no other. Engage in thrilling quests that will test your mettle, hone your skills in various disciplines, take on exciting jobs, and reap the benefits of daily rewards. We’ve worked tirelessly to ensure our server offers a diverse and engaging experience, leaving no room for boredom.

    But the fun doesn’t stop there! We also encourage all players to join our vibrant Discord community at discord.gg/AeEub6hMZP. Connect with fellow players, share your achievements, and stay informed about the latest server updates, events, and giveaways. Our Discord server is the perfect place to foster friendships and build a thriving community.

    At BTTDM Minecraft, we strive to provide a welcoming environment for players of all ages and experience levels. Our dedicated staff is committed to ensuring a seamless gameplay experience, backed by a reliable server infrastructure.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us at mc.bttdm.com and set foot into the world of BTTDM Minecraft. Prepare to embark on an unparalleled survival adventure, where excitement awaits at every turn.

    See you in-game!

    The BTTDM Minecraft Team

    mc.bttdm.com

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Aphmau Modded Rp

    Aphmau Modded Rp

    New Minecraft Servers

    My Discord k6w#8415

    To join the server you must join the discord (https://discord.gg/y9nyYyjge7) to get a list of mods and other files that you must install to join. There are 3D models that you can request me to add to your skin (like wolf ears ect). I would like mature and friendly people to join preferably over the age of 14. If at any point I feel like you are not mature enough to play on the server you will most likely be kicked.

    temprpserver.aternos.me

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Magical Empire Network

    Magical Empire Network

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Magical Empire Network ( Survival , Skyblock ) and another games will be added in the future

    Play.MagicalEmpire.Us

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BWHub.net

    BWHub.net

    New Minecraft Servers

    BWHub.net is a Cracked Minecraft-Training network. Our server was founded around May of 2021 & has since been online without any downtimes! We have a very competitive system that shows your ranking on all leaderboards and keeps track of your stats.

    Our current focus is on BedWars and ArenaPvP type training.

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    Minigames networks offer a wide variety of game modes, which can be a lot of fun regardless of your age. Many of our maps are self-made. We are always looking for team members!

    bwhub.net

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  • Kingdoms of Wyrmwood

    Kingdoms of Wyrmwood

    New Minecraft Servers

    NOW WITH TWO ADDITIONAL MMO CLASSES!

    Welcome to Kingdoms of Wyrmwood, we’re a friendly fantasy towny server with lots of custom models, dungeons, pets, mounts, level rewards and so much more! We would love to see you in game, please do come check us out! Our community is very relaxed, our peak hours are about 9PM GMT / 5PM EST.

    Towny – Towny is the main feature of the plugin, we have a plethora of open and welcoming towns with many members and many different features, We have special towny chats in our discord.

    play.wyrmwood.net

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  • HYPIXMC

    HYPIXMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    SURVIVAL WITH A LOT OF FEATURES

    – WARZONE ISLAND – FARM ISLAND – MINE ISLAND – JOBS – SHOP – QUESTS

    AND MORE COME JOIN

    play.hypixmc.xyz:19132

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  • RiverNetwork

    RiverNetwork

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join RiverNetwork, the ultimate Minecraft survival server with cool and custom features! Immerse yourself in a captivating world of breathtaking landscapes, challenging dungeons, and thrilling quests. Our extensive economy system and vibrant community create an unforgettable gaming experience. Discover rare resources, build your dream base, and conquer treacherous terrains. Whether you’re a veteran or a beginner, RiverNetwork welcomes players of all skill levels. Join us now and redefine survival gaming in Minecraft!

    mcs.rivernetwork.net

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