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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 5080 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 2842 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is the only place where you can trade with villagers who speak in nothing but puns and riddles.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure guarded by evil bunnies, and every full moon, the sky rains down enchanted golden carrots for all players to feast on.
So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.