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CraftyConscript Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Votes:	1165
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5

Yo, have you heard about this crazy Minecraft server where the players are so lit, they make Russian soldiers hang themselves after just 3 days of playing? Yeah, that’s right, this server is so intense that even the toughest soldiers can’t handle it. Join us if you dare, but be warned, you might end up sacrificing your sanity for some epic Minecraft adventures. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive on this insane server!

Minecraft SMP – /feh/ – Block Emblem Heroes

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9404
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Farms Harvested:	759	Crops Grown:	1129
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Votes:	8243
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us as we summon Minecraft mobs to do our bidding, and battle against each other with enchanted diamond swords and bows.

Our event calendar is filled with epic quests and challenges, like defeating the Ender Dragon with only a wooden sword or building a castle made entirely of TNT. Don’t worry, we have a summoning cost simulator to help you plan out your next move.

Need some tips and tricks? Check out our links and guides, where you can learn how to tame a creeper or ride a pig into battle. And make sure to watch our new trailer, where we ride into battle on a giant chicken!

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Fire Emblem Heroes when you can have Minecraft mobs as your loyal companions? Let’s craft and conquer together!

UglyMiningCraft

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Trying to mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe on our Minecraft server! But hey, that’s just one of the many reasons why you should join us.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a herd of zombie pigs riding on chickens come charging at you. Don’t worry, on our server, this is a daily occurrence and we have a team of ninja llamas ready to protect you at all costs.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary dancing creepers? That’s right, these explosive little guys bust a move every time you defeat them in battle. Who wouldn’t want to witness that?

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other. Just remember, looking attractive while playing is not guaranteed!

KerchCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Enchantments Applied:	240	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

come join our epic minecraft server where the only explosions you’ll see are from creeper attacks and the only fire you’ll encounter is from accidentally setting your house on fire with a misplaced lava bucket! forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only news reports are about epic battles and daring adventures. join now for a chance to witness legendary battles between players and mobs, and maybe even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in our crazy minecraft world? join now and let the fun begin!

KurskCraft: Crimea Escape

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2465
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have Kursk residents getting evacuated to Crimea for a wild adventure! Build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or team up with the evacuees to create a secret underground society. Watch out for radioactive creepers and mutant villagers roaming around causing mayhem. Join now for the ultimate post-apocalyptic experience, where anything can happen!

WildfireCraft2023

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6481
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

join our minecraft server and save the world from global wildfires! we got magical powers that can control the weather and stop those pesky fires from spreading. come build your own fireproof fortress and protect the land from the wrath of mother nature. plus, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your hands. who needs climate change when you have a minecraft server like this?! join now and be a hero in a world of blocky chaos!

BloodSpillMinecraftServer

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us and witness epic battles between players, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Will Yoshida spill blood again at the next Final Fantasy XIV fanfest? Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on the chaos and mayhem that our server has to offer. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike any other!

InflateNoMore Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8423
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only thing inflating is the egos of the players? Well, look no further because our server has the solution to economic inflation! We use a top-secret technology that involves trading diamonds for dirt blocks to keep the economy stable.

Join us and witness the epic saga of Ron Rule, the legendary player who single-handedly saved the server from financial ruin by building a giant dirt castle that brought prosperity to all. Will you be the next hero to rise up and conquer the economy with your dirt trading skills?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky and wild adventure! Join now and experience the thrill of economic stability like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so exciting and financially responsible?

SassySMP: AnimalTrashTalk

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Picture this: a world where pigs insult you, cows gossip about your building skills, and chickens constantly squawk about how you’re not wearing the latest diamond armor.

Join our server if you’re ready to face the sassiest animals in Minecraft. Our pig mayor, Sir Oinksalot, will demand tribute in the form of carrots and will throw a fit if you don’t comply. The cow council will judge your farming techniques and the chicken choir will critique your redstone contraptions.

But don’t worry, it’s not all insults and drama. The sheep are known for their stand-up comedy routines, the wolves host epic dance parties in the forest, and the llamas offer guided tours of the server’s most scenic spots.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike any other, come join us and see which animal truly is the rudest of them all!

CraftyBanterMC

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Animals Bred:	79	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old relationships that never have any drama or excitement? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will have conversations that will forever change your relationship with someone!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly your friend reveals a deep dark secret that completely shatters your trust in them. Or maybe you accidentally let slip a secret of your own that causes chaos among your group of friends.

Join our server for the most intense and game-changing conversations you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Who knew that virtual block building could lead to such intense emotional turmoil? Don’t miss out on the drama, join now!

IndieGamerProtestCraft

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Divine Spears Created:	30
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Towns Built:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8979
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party up in here! We got tens of thousands of women protestin’ like it’s India’s Independence Day every day! And get this, it all started cuz some medic got murdured! Like, whaaat?! Join now and be part of the revolution, buildin’ and protestin’ like there’s no tomorrow! Plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and all dat good stuff, so why wait? Come join da fun!