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CraftyConquest Minecraft Server

Competition, injury, Vending, Promise, art as a hobby

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as applying to artist alley tables at conventions with a friend? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Just like getting rejected from every convention except one, our server will keep you on your toes with its unique challenges and surprises. You never know what’s coming next, just like you never know if you’ll actually get that artist alley table!

And just like the dilemma of whether to break a promise to your friend, our server will test your moral compass and decision-making skills. Will you choose to go solo and pursue your own success, or stick with your friend and face the consequences together?

Join us now for an adventure that’s more intense than navigating the world of artist alley tables at conventions. Who knows, you might just find the ultimate success or face the ultimate rejection – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

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CraftyConquest

Military, foreign policy, Diplomacy, Geopolitics, united states

lol this server is like a wild ride through a jungle of craziness! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes! if you join this server, you will be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you on your epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server and turn everyone into zombies! only the bravest players can uncover the truth and save the day.

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers)! Trust us, it’s just a question of time before you become addicted to this insane Minecraft server!

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PixelWeddingFun

wedding coordination, family conflicts, wedding expectations, wedding etiquette, sibling disagreements

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with color coordination battles and budgeting wars.

Are you tired of being told what color to wear, even if you’re not in the bridal party? Well, on our server, you can wear whatever shade you want, even if it clashes with the flower girl’s dress. Let your fashion flag fly!

And don’t get us started on the money drama. On our server, you won’t have to worry about unexpected bills for back-to-school shopping sprees. You have the power to choose the style and price range of your daughter’s dress, without any surprise manicures or pedicures on the side.

Join us and put your foot down like a boss. You deserve to have a say in what your daughter wears, without causing pre-wedding problems. Plus, who needs a special title like bridesmaid when you can have all the rules and expectations without it?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have us?

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MineCrafty Minds Server

Experience, achievement, Minds.., Self Discovery, growth mindset.

Join our Minecraft server and learn how to ride a pig like a pro! Our expert trainers will teach you the art of pig jockeying, so you can zoom around the map in style. Plus, rumor has it that if you ride a pig into battle, you’ll have a 99% chance of winning (results may vary).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Dance the night away while dodging exploding beats and make friends with some of the coolest mobs in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

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SleepyCraft

bedtime, Sleep, Intimacy, wrapping up, Closure

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a late-night phone sex call? Look no further, because our server is here to keep you wide awake and entertained all night long! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. So say goodbye to snooze-fest servers and hello to the most exhilarating Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to wrap up your phone sex calls before logging on – we don’t want any interruptions to our epic gameplay sessions!

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SquadGoals Minecraft Server

lawsuit, financial restitution, Minecraft, Server, death squad victims

Lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we pay millions to families of death squad victims in Colombia!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Why should you join? Well, because we got diamond armor for days, bro! And our creeper explosions are so lit, they’ll make you jump out of your seat! 💥💎

Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe and sound in our virtual world. 😂🔥

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good! 💀🏹

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HijabCraft: No Aliens Allowed!

Islamic dress, HUMAN RIGHTS, aliens, clothing ban, religious expression

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the Tajikistan government banning hijabs and other ‘alien garments’! we promise no crazy laws here, just good ol’ block building fun. plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by aliens who love to wear hijabs while playing minecraft. join us for out-of-this-world adventures and build your own intergalactic empire! who needs Tajikistan when you can have a blast with us?

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AntFarmDragonLadybug

insect, tiny creature, perspective, Livestock, adorable creature

come join our epic minecraft server where ladybugs are dragons and ants are farmers with livestock to protect! 🐞🐜

we have a whole world where the tiny insects rule and you can be a part of their crazy adventures. build your own ant farm, ride on the back of a ladybug dragon, and battle against evil grasshoppers trying to steal your crops.

if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious minecraft experience, then this is the server for you. join now and see the world from a bug’s perspective! 🌍🐛🦗

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PolarAmpCraft

scientific research, research findings, climate change, climate science, climate variability

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the polar bears are throwing a wild party because they don’t need no ice cap to have a good time. they’re all like, “who needs ice when you have lava pits and diamond armor?”

join this server if you want to witness the craziest polar bear rave of your life. they’ll be dancing on the tables, riding pigs, and shooting fireworks out of their noses. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

plus, the penguins are also there, but they’re not just waddling around. oh no, these penguins have mastered the art of building epic igloos that are taller than the sky limit. you can chill with them and sip on some fish smoothies while admiring their architectural skills.

so, if you’re looking for a server where polar amplification is the norm and ice caps are so last season, then join us and prepare for a wild ride. who needs reality when you have minecraft? let’s get this party started! 🎉🐧🎊🐻

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MomCraft Server

certain, vents, whole, close, close vents

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the overpowering smell of your mom’s cooking! We promise our virtual world is scent-free and full of adventure. Plus, we have a secret tunnel system where you can hide from any unwanted aromas. Trust us, you won’t find that on any other server! So come join us and leave your nose-wracking problems behind.

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