Imagine a world where bartending meets Minecraft. Our 33-year-old female bartender will serve up some epic drinks while you build to your heart’s content. She’s been in the industry for over a decade and knows how to keep the party going. But watch out, she takes food allergies seriously, so make sure to let her know if you’re allergic to creepers or zombies!
One time, a family of three came in with a son who had a severe peanut and tree nut allergy. Our bartender suggested they go to the restaurant next door for more options, but the father lost his mind! He demanded a new server, complained to the manager, and even threatened to file a complaint against our owner. In the end, they didn’t even eat anything and went to the other restaurant anyway. Talk about drama!
But don’t worry, our bartender always puts customer satisfaction first, even if it means dealing with entitled parents. So come join our server for a unique experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a 25% tip from a disgruntled family!
Just like Jimothy and his iPad, you’ll be glued to your screen for hours on end, forgetting about the real world around you. Who needs social interaction when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures all day long?
But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. You’ll become reclusive, irritable, and completely addicted to the game. Your friends and family will wonder what happened to you as you push them away in favor of more Minecraft time.
So come join us and experience the ultimate virtual reality experience. Just be prepared to say goodbye to your social life and hello to a whole new world of obsession. Don’t worry, it’ll be totally worth it…maybe.
DeadMc Network has lots of gamemodes for the community such as survival, kitpvp, skyblock, and events every week. So join our discord for updates and news about everything happening on the server. This is server is 1.17+ for only java edition.
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A Chinese server. You can use pirated accounts The server location is in China. Players run a good economy, and admins swiftly kill and massacre players with hacks and overpowered items. Good luck
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Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a player who can barely function, constantly making mistakes like a monkey in a warehouse. But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a tiny apartment where the owner’s mother is slowly dying of anorexia, adding a touch of drama to your Minecraft experience.
Feeling social? Don’t worry, our players have severe social anxiety and can’t hold a conversation to save their lives. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness periods of psychosis that will keep you on your toes!
But wait, there’s a twist! Due to the high cost of living and bills, our players will soon run out of money and welcome death as a sweet release from their virtual hell. So join us on this server for a truly outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other!
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted carrots. Don’t believe me? Just ask Steve, who once built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to anyone who can catch it. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the Endermen every Saturday night.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. And remember, diamonds may be forever, but laughter is priceless.
Join us and escape from the stress of real life, where you won’t have to worry about being called a Rollie Pollie or any other hurtful names. Our community is all about spreading joy and laughter, not anxiety and confusion.
So come on over and build your dream world with us, where you can be confident in your virtual physique and never have to deal with insensitive jokes. And remember, on our server, sensitivity is celebrated, not criticized. See you in the game!
Join us if you want to witness a world where the American president once built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks, only to have it stolen by a mischievous group of creepers who now guard it with their lives.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where past presidents have hidden their most valuable treasures, guarded by zombie pigmen with a taste for gold.
So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Join now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!
