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CraftyComradeSuicide
lol join our minecraft server or u might end up like this ukrainian teen who got relocated to russia and then did the big S word. like wtf bro, just join our server instead and have a good time. we got so many cool things like flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can even ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil creepers. plus, our community is so lit, u will make friends faster than u can say “creeper aw man”. so come on, don’t be a sad ukrainian teen, join our server and live your best minecraft life. -
BlockyBantsMC
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Nether? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more NSFW tips than a creeper in a strip club. Join us for a chance to learn all the naughty secrets of Minecraft, like how to make a redstone contraption that looks like a giant… well, you get the idea. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride! -
BlockyMiranda’sCraftyRights
so, here’s a server where you don’t need to worry about miranda rights cuz you’re in a whole new world, baby! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes.we also have a secret underground base where you can hang out with the coolest mobs in town. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.
but be warned, there’s a rumor going around that a giant zombie chicken is terrorizing the land. are you brave enough to take on this feathered fiend and save the day? join us now and find out!
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MCSG Network
Join the classic Survival Games experience and take on a new beginning with MCSGNetwork! Climb the rankings and find your way to the top of the league. Only the greatests can win such a harsh battle. Are you brave enough just to try?
5.9.23.51:50011
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DivineCraft Land 1.20.4
Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of the normies pushing their Christianity agenda on you, then come join our Minecraft server! We don’t care about being fruitful and multiplying, we just care about having a good time and building epic structures in the virtual world.Forget about listening to boring men fumble through dusty old books – on our server, the only book you need is the Minecraft crafting guide. We’re all about creativity, not routine.
Join us and let’s build a world where Satan can’t gaslight us into being angry about not understanding Christianity. Let’s show those normies that being a neurotypical sexhaving normalfag isn’t the only way to have fun in Minecraft!
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>United Flailing Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter.Picture this: a city floating in the sky, held up by nothing but the power of friendship and a whole lot of duct tape. But oh no, disaster strikes and the city starts falling off! It’s up to you and your fellow players to come together and save the day before it’s too late.
But that’s not all, we also have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their feathery tyranny? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.
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BirdPocalypseCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where the birds are so lit they caused the worst single-species mortality event in modern history 😂 but don’t worry, they’re not recovering so you can come chill with us in peace! build your own bird sanctuary or just watch them wreak havoc on the world, it’s a wild time on this server. plus, rumor has it that the birds are actually aliens in disguise 👽 so join us and uncover the truth behind this feathered conspiracy! it’s a birdemic of fun waiting for you, so hop on and let’s get this party started 🐦🎉 #BirdsOfDoom #AlienBirds #MinecraftMadness