Craftycomrades MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyComrades

foreign policy, strategic partnership, Kremlin, Moscow, political news

LOLZ COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WASHINGTON AND MOSCOW ARE BESTIES AND BUILD BLOCKS TOGETHER! WE GOT CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WHO ARE SECRETLY BFFS, JUST LIKE PUTIN AND TRUMP!

JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES, LIKE WHEN OBAMA AND MEDVEDEV TEAMED UP TO FIGHT OFF A HOARD OF SKELETONS!

WE GOT DIAMONDS AND GOLD GALORE, JUST LIKE THE TREASURES HIDDEN IN THE KREMLIN!

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN, WHERE POLITICS AND MINECRAFT COLLIDE IN THE MOST HILARIOUS WAY POSSIBLE!

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CraftyComrades Minecraft Server

Vote, global affairs, sanctions, Condemnation, military intervention

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. you gotta join cuz we got, like, a secret alliance with russia and we vote against UN resolutions just for fun. like, who needs world peace when you can have epic battles in minecraft, amirite? come join us and be part of the chaos. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next moves and plot world domination. it’s gonna be epic, bro. join now before the UN bans us from the server!

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CraftyComrades Minecraft Server

Saudi, negotiations, peace talks, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions

so like, come join our minecraft server, where we have US-Russia talks but no seat for Ukraine, like wut even is that? it’s a total wacky land where you can build your own crazy creations and maybe even start your own international negotiations, who knows? plus, we have unicorns roaming around and flying pigs that drop diamonds, like how cool is that? so come join us and be part of the madness, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

violations, military aggression, united nations, investigation, violations of Geneva Conventions

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

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CraftyComrades: From Russia with Love

Geopolitics, SECURITY, foreign policy, embassy reports, international relations

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got so much craziness going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, the other day, we had a whole army of chickens take over the spawn point. It was cluckin’ chaos, man.

And get this, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. I’m talkin’ diamond armor for days, bro. You wanna be decked out in bling? Join our server and you’ll be blinged out like a boss.

Oh, and did I mention the epic battles we have? We’re talkin’ PvP like you’ve never seen before. It’s like a war zone out there, with players dukin’ it out for control of the land. You wanna be a warrior? Join our server and show ’em who’s boss.

So, like, why should you join our server? Because we’re the craziest, most insane Minecraft server out there. We got chickens, bling, and epic battles. What more could you ask for, bro? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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CraftyComrades: XiPutinLoveTriangle

China, putin, anxiety, bilateral relations, united states

come join our epic minecraft server where xi and putin are besties and trump’s return is causing chaos and anxiety! we got crazy alliances, intense battles, and a whole lot of drama! build your own empire, make new friends, and maybe even start a world war or two! with non-stop action and unpredictable twists, you’ll never want to leave this wild and wacky server! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the madness!

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CraftyComrades

Time, Friend, creepy behavior, Communication, Boundaries

Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the space and time you need away from creepy and obsessive friends? Look no further! Join our server and escape the clutches of that friend who walks around in his boxers and tries to read your texts while you sleep.

We understand the struggles of dealing with someone who blames you for their mental health issues and constantly bombards you with messages. On our server, you can build, explore, and have a good time without worrying about being guilt-tripped into constant communication.

So if you’re tired of being the unofficial therapist for your friend and just want to enjoy some blocky adventures, join our server now! Who knew escaping toxic friendships could be so fun and virtual?

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CraftyComrades

CraftyComrades, manure, preservation, Reality, lied to

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to take care of virtual animals and clean up after them? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join our server and escape the mundane tasks of caregiving for your virtual friends. We promise you won’t have to clean up any virtual manure or deal with any difficult virtual friends like Nancy. Plus, our guest rooms are all conveniently located on the ground floor, so no need to worry about accessibility issues!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join a server where the only obligation you have is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our virtual world full of adventure and excitement? Join now and leave your caregiving duties behind!

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CraftyComrades

international relations, Kiev, russia, Moscow, political tensions

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is LIT AF, just like Ukraine launching a counterattack on Russia! Join us and get what u deserve, just like those sneaky Ukrainians. We got crazy battles, epic loot, and even a secret base full of diamonds and emeralds. Come join da fun and show Russia who’s boss! Let’s goooooo! 🚀💥🔥 #UkraineFTW #MinecraftMadness

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CraftyComrades: Lost in Ukraine

CraftyComrades, War, Tracing, Project, missing in action

come join our minecraft server, where over 50,000 russians are seeking MIA through ukraine’s project! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even putin himself can’t resist! we have epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground base where you can find rare loot! plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a russian spy network. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s conquer the virtual world together! da, comrade!

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