Craftycompanions MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCompanions

Honesty, Companionship, acceptance, friendship, forgiveness

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

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CraftyCompanions

Fun, trustworthiness, Understanding, dependable, Honesty

On our Minecraft server, the most important quality in a friend is their ability to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks while riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. We only accept friends who can pull off such epic feats of Minecraft mastery. So if you’re looking for a server where the crazier the build, the better, then come join us and show off your diamond pig palace skills!

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CraftyCompanions

Understanding, Empathy, Mutual, CraftyCompanions, genuine

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where friendships are as rare as finding diamonds in a desert? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator!

Join us and experience the thrill of forming bonds with fellow players over virtual blocks and pixelated adventures. Our server is so friendly that even the creepers will give you a hug instead of blowing you up!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is befriend them with your best llama impression and they will lead you to treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where friendships are forged in the fires of lava pits and alliances are stronger than obsidian, then come join us for the craziest, most friendship-filled adventure of your life!

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CraftyCompanions

Caring, Value, Loyal, Compassionate, good listener

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us if you value friends who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under a minute, ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, and tell jokes that will make you laugh so hard your character might just fall off a cliff.

Our server is the perfect place to find friends who will go on epic quests with you to find the mythical “Golden Notch” (a rare block that grants wishes), have dance parties with creepers, and even have a pet dragon that will roast your enemies for you.

So come join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyCompanions

CraftyCompanions

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a trusty companion by your side to watch your back while you battle creepers and zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a lonely miner again. Our paid ‘companions’ are here to keep you company, crack jokes, and even serenade you with their beautiful singing voices as you explore the vast world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our companions are also expert builders, redstone wizards, and potion-making geniuses. Need a castle built in record time? Our companions have got you covered. Want to create a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure? Our companions will make it happen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate gaming adventure with your very own paid companion by your side. Trust us, you’ll never want to play solo again!

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CraftyCompanions

influence, Conversation, Insights, Living, inspiration

Imagine spending an entire day with a legendary Minecraft player who has conquered every pixelated corner of the blocky universe! They could teach you the secret art of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks or show you how to tame a herd of wild creepers. Who needs historical figures when you can learn from the masters of Minecraft madness? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the virtual world with the most epic companions imaginable!

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CraftyCompanions Minecraft Server

Buddies, Support, Trust, camaraderie, Nostalgia

Have you ever had a best friend in your country? Well, forget about that loser because on our Minecraft server, you can make friends from all over the world! We’ve got players from Antarctica to Mars, and they’re all ready to team up with you to conquer the virtual world.

Join our server for a chance to ride on a unicorn made of diamonds, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a castle out of marshmallows. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

So say goodbye to boring old friends from your country and say hello to a whole new world of wacky adventures on our Minecraft server!

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KidCraftHolidayFun

adhd, aunt, Benadryl, children, Adults

Are you tired of spending your holidays at your husband’s aunt’s and sister’s houses, where your kids are expected to sit quietly and behave like little angels? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where kids can be kids and adults can visit in peace! No more constant stress and taming your little ones, let them run wild and have fun in our virtual world.

Forget about older ladies suggesting drugging your child with Valium or Benadryl, on our server, everyone is welcome to be themselves. No more being ignored when you invite relatives over, here you are the boss and they can come to your virtual house if they want to see you.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to overstimulation and constant stress. Let your kids unleash their creativity and have a blast in a world where everyone is free to be themselves. Don’t be the only one missing out on the fun, join us today!

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FanboyFlix Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, film fanatic, silver screen idol, charismatic actor, must watch

OMG you guys, have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server?! It’s like, soooooo epic, you HAVE to join! Like, the owner is actually a secret celebrity in disguise, I heard they’re like, the long lost cousin of Leonardo DiCaprio or something. And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear for all the players. It’s like, a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! The spawn area is actually a replica of Hollywood, and all the buildings are named after famous actors and actresses. Like, you can live in the Jennifer Lawrence mansion or party at the Johnny Depp nightclub. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden golden statue of Brad Pitt, you get a free lifetime supply of golden apples!

Plus, there’s this one player who goes by the name “Minecraft Maestro” and they’re like, the ultimate PvP master. They’ve never been defeated in a duel and they say if you can beat them, you become the new ruler of the server. It’s like, a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

So like, if you’re a fan of Minecraft AND celebrities, you HAVE to join this server. It’s like, the best of both worlds, and you’ll have so much fun exploring and battling it out with other players. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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PixelatedPiggy’s Childhood Myths

Myths, childhood misconceptions, childhood stories, hindsight humor, childhood innocence

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d find a secret portal to a magical land full of diamond armor-wearing pigs and talking creepers? Well, guess what? Our server is here to make that childhood dream a reality! Join us and embark on a quest to uncover the hidden wonders of the Minecraft universe.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a giant cheeseburger floating in the sky. Legend has it that whoever reaches the top of the cheeseburger will be granted three wishes by the mystical Burger King himself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to climb to the top of the cheesy mountain!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is home to a secret society of ninja chickens who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. Join forces with these feathered warriors and become the richest player in all the land!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that elusive portal to the land of diamond armor-wearing pigs after all!

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