CraftyCompanions Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCompanions

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5212
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Towns Built:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

CraftyCompanions

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3136
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4795	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	14
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

On our Minecraft server, the most important quality in a friend is their ability to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks while riding a pig. Yes, you heard that right. We only accept friends who can pull off such epic feats of Minecraft mastery. So if you’re looking for a server where the crazier the build, the better, then come join us and show off your diamond pig palace skills!

CraftyCompanions

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8395
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ores Mined:	8427

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where friendships are as rare as finding diamonds in a desert? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator!

Join us and experience the thrill of forming bonds with fellow players over virtual blocks and pixelated adventures. Our server is so friendly that even the creepers will give you a hug instead of blowing you up!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are rumored to hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is befriend them with your best llama impression and they will lead you to treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where friendships are forged in the fires of lava pits and alliances are stronger than obsidian, then come join us for the craziest, most friendship-filled adventure of your life!

CraftyCompanions

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5365
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Secret Passages Found:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us if you value friends who can build a house out of diamond blocks in under a minute, ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, and tell jokes that will make you laugh so hard your character might just fall off a cliff.

Our server is the perfect place to find friends who will go on epic quests with you to find the mythical “Golden Notch” (a rare block that grants wishes), have dance parties with creepers, and even have a pet dragon that will roast your enemies for you.

So come join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCompanions

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you wish you had a trusty companion by your side to watch your back while you battle creepers and zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being a lonely miner again. Our paid ‘companions’ are here to keep you company, crack jokes, and even serenade you with their beautiful singing voices as you explore the vast world of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Our companions are also expert builders, redstone wizards, and potion-making geniuses. Need a castle built in record time? Our companions have got you covered. Want to create a secret underground lair filled with traps and treasure? Our companions will make it happen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the ultimate gaming adventure with your very own paid companion by your side. Trust us, you’ll never want to play solo again!

CraftyCompanions

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2692
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Magic Items Found:	1672
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Ores Mined:	1931	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7011	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Imagine spending an entire day with a legendary Minecraft player who has conquered every pixelated corner of the blocky universe! They could teach you the secret art of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks or show you how to tame a herd of wild creepers. Who needs historical figures when you can learn from the masters of Minecraft madness? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the virtual world with the most epic companions imaginable!

CraftyCompanions Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5202
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	8805	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Runes Activated:	7	New Chunks Explored:	522991
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Towns Built:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Have you ever had a best friend in your country? Well, forget about that loser because on our Minecraft server, you can make friends from all over the world! We’ve got players from Antarctica to Mars, and they’re all ready to team up with you to conquer the virtual world.

Join our server for a chance to ride on a unicorn made of diamonds, battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, and build a castle out of marshmallows. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

So say goodbye to boring old friends from your country and say hello to a whole new world of wacky adventures on our Minecraft server!

Slidde’s Sunrise Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3082
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sun never sets and the creepers never sleep! Join us in the land of Early Mornin Slidde, where the pigs fly and the zombies breakdance.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot lasers out of their eyes. They became the ultimate warrior, feared by all who dared to challenge them in PvP.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Army, a group of fearless warriors who ride into battle on the backs of chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate them – they will peck you to oblivion!

So come join us on Early Mornin Slidde, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the possibilities are endless. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next?

Their Demise Came So Quick, A Sudden Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Love Letters Sent:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	3895	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen. But beware, danger lurks around every corner and your demise could come quick and sudden. Will you be able to recover and rise from the ashes like a phoenix?

Our server is not for the faint of heart, only the bravest and most daring players can survive the chaos that awaits. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Join us now and let the madness begin!

⭐ FUN ❤️ 1.18-1.21 ⭐ ANARCHY❤️ Minecraft server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4834	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

❤️ FUN PARTY IN MINECRAFT ❤️

❤️ Version: 1.18-1.21 ❤️❤️ IP: drop.fpmc.pw:25565❤️❤️ SITE: http://shop.fpmc.pw ❤️

❤️ There are 6 modes on the server and here is their description: ❤️

⭐ Survival ⭐Survival which has free donation, character leveling, mysterychest, two types of donation cases, REALSHOP, interesting warps, and much more.

⭐Anarchy ⭐Survival 1.16.1 with a real stamp, there is character leveling with the /rank command, as well as a developed economic system, thanks to which the mode will become much more interesting for you than on other servers.

⭐ Prison ⭐Survival in which you become a prisoner. Your goal is to get out of prison. How to do this? By leveling up your level. /lvl. As you level up, you will have to upgrade your equipment and items. This will help you get out of prison more efficiently.

⭐ 2B2T ⭐Mode on version 1.16.1, created for cheaters, here you can do whatever you want! Fly all over the map with a fly, kill with killaura in 10 blocks, dig with great speed, whatever!

⭐ KitPVP ⭐PVP mode in which your goal is to kill other players, earning coins and experience for this, thereby leveling up, you can buy all sorts of different kits for coins, it definitely won’t get boring.

⭐ SkyBlock ⭐Survival where your goal is to develop on a small island, there are tasks for which you get cool rewards, there is a PvP arena, a lot of things, become top 1 on the skyblock!

On our server, every player will be able to find something to their liking.In our videos we try to show the life of the project as much as possible.

It’s your party! ⭐

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The Blocky Banana Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Animals Bred:	112
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mines Excavated:	1178
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them the power to fly like a majestic unicorn. And that’s not all! They stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and rare loot.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a clan of mischievous pandas who love to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance a panda, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that shoots out rainbow-colored fireworks.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the possibilities are endless and the fun never stops! Who knows what crazy antics and surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the ride of a lifetime!

Fantasy Minecraft SMP Games

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Towns Built:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your male fantasy? Look no further, because our SMP is here to save the day! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and ridiculous shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the wilderness, minding your own business, when suddenly a group of angry chickens start attacking you. But fear not, because our server has a secret weapon – the Chicken Whisperer. This legendary player has the power to communicate with chickens and will come to your rescue, armed with an army of feathered friends ready to peck your enemies to oblivion.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the infamous Llama Mafia, a group of ruthless llamas who control the black market trade in rare items. Want to get your hands on a stack of enchanted diamonds? Just make a deal with the Llama Godfather and watch as your wildest dreams come true.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional angry chicken).

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9124
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5218
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40

Are you tired of being bullied by Sakuna on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, Sakuna is too busy getting schooled by Mikeneko in epic Minecraft battles! Join us for a chance to witness this epic rivalry unfold in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain the power to turn into a cat and troll Sakuna with your feline antics. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the ultimate nekofami vs sakufami showdown!

The State of X (Minecraft SMP)

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Towns Built:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with basic builds and no excitement? Look no further than X SMP! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the internet, with memes from decades ago and outrageous content that will leave you laughing for days.

Join us if you’re a white boomer looking for some spicy OnlyFans content, or a gay tranny lgbt coomer ready to embrace your inner Minecraft warrior. Our community is a melting pot of craziness, with mentally ill shitskins adding a touch of chaos to the mix.

So why wait? Join X SMP today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes!

Left Stick Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4299
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic tutorials? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the most outrageous tutorial you’ve ever seen! Picture this: your character starts the game and immediately has to travel 30 feet to learn how to move with the left stick. Why? Because we like to keep things interesting and make you work for your knowledge! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected challenges and absurd tutorials. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server!

Wuwa Waves Minecraft SMP – General Wuthering

Android, Arena Combat Event, banner, codes, Commission Event, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, general, Ios, Jiyan, Map, Media Contents, Minecraft, News, Official twitter, Platforming Event, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, Sign-In Event, smp, special event, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, Waves, weapon banner, windows, Wuthering, wuthering waves, wuwa

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	22

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further than our server! Join us at Wuthering Waves for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, a giant Resonator appears out of nowhere! But don’t worry, Jiyan is here to save the day with his epic showcase. And let’s not forget about the insane events happening on the server, like the Parade of Stars where you can level up like never before.

But wait, there’s more! We have special weapon banners like the Verdant Summit Broadblade that will make you the envy of all your friends. And who can forget about the Lollo Compaign Rerun event where you can complete outrageous commissions for epic rewards?

So what are you waiting for? Join us at Wuthering Waves for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

He’s Right Minecraft Server

alternative media, comedian, critical inquiry, establishment, Hes, hot wings, Jewish, joe rogan, kikes, MAGA moment, mainstream media, Minecraft, NBC News, podcasting, presidential elections, Prime energy drinks, relatable, revolution, Server, shills, system politicians, trump, truth-tellers

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	1711	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make the 2024 presidential elections look like child’s play! Forget mainstream media, we’re the truth-tellers here, exposing all the juicy secrets of the world. Our podcasters are so edgy, they make politicians sweat just thinking about answering their questions – or maybe they’ll just challenge them to a hot-wing eating contest instead. Who needs critical inquiry when you can have a comedian chugging Prime energy drinks with a politician? This server is where the real revolution is happening, where even the most establishment politicians become “relatable.” So come on in and join the fun – we promise it’ll be a MAGA moment you won’t forget!