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CraftyCommiesMC

Air Force, aircraft, ATACMS, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Defense, defense capabilities, defense system, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military tactics, military technology, missile defense, Relocation, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, war preparation

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

hey u, ya u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should!

so like, russia was all like “yo, we gotta move our planes cuz ukraine got some crazy ATACMS” and we were like “bruh, come join our server instead!”

we got so much cool stuff, like flying pigs and diamond armor that makes u invincible! plus, our admins are like wizards who can grant u wishes and stuff.

come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever! trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, then maybe u will. but who hates fun, amirite?

so what are u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyCommiesMC

Alliance, Brazil, China, collaboration, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, East-West relations, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, multilateralism, Négotiation, Partnership, peace plan, Peacebuilding, Support, Ukraine, united nations, world affairs

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Mines Excavated:	4622	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got this epic Ukraine peace plan that China and Brazil made together. it’s like, so legit, man.

like, imagine building your own little world in Minecraft while supporting world peace at the same time. it’s like, a win-win situation, dude.

plus, we got all these cool events and minigames that will blow your mind. like, one time we had a llama race where the winner got a pet dragon. no joke, bro.

so, like, come join us and be part of something bigger than yourself. be a peacekeeper in the virtual world of Minecraft. it’s gonna be so rad, man.

CraftyCommiesMC

ARMS, Black Market, containers, CraftyCommiesMC, east asia, foreign policy, illegal activities, illicit trade, international relations, Lawmaker, military equipment, military shipments, N.Korea, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, political tensions, russia, sanctions, security threat, united nations, weapons smuggling

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7894
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than N. Korea sending containers of arms to Russia. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a creeper will blow up ur house or a llama will start a revolution. plus, our mods are like secret agents, always watching and ready to ban anyone who tries to start trouble. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. just watch out for those sneaky villagers, they’re always up to something shady.

CraftyCommiesMC

aggression, CASUALTIES, Conflict, cost, CraftyCommiesMC, Damage, Defense, Economy, finance, international relations, Invasion, Military, Morning attack, Political, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Ukraine, US$1.3 billion, War

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got like, the craziest battles ever. like, imagine if ukraine and russia were in minecraft and they had a morning attack that cost like, a bajillion dollars. that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on this server. join now and be part of the madness. plus, we have like, unicorns and dragons and stuff. u won’t find that on any other server, i swear. so like, come join the fun, bro. it’s gonna be epic.

CraftyCommiesMC

alleged ties, China, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomatic, economic impact, firms, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global affairs, international law, international relations, Military, opposition, political tensions, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, Trade, US sanctions, war efforts

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of kim jong un and ride llamas into battle against evil villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and gold we find, guarded by a team of ninja pandas. plus, we have a special event every friday where we reenact famous historical battles using only chickens and TNT. come join us and stick it to the man like china sticking it to the US sanctions!

CraftyCommiesMC

Address, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommiesMC, cross-border tensions, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, independence day, international relations, military strength, national pride, peacekeeping efforts, Politics, Reach, response, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Speech, territorial integrity, UKRAINIAN, Zelensky

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Zombie Dances:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where ukrainian response will reach any point in russia! that’s right, our server is so epic that even zelensky himself mentioned it in his independence day address!

join us for crazy adventures, insane battles, and the chance to be a part of history! build your own empire, conquer your enemies, and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

why settle for mediocrity when you can be a part of something legendary? join our server now and experience the thrill of ukrainian response reaching any point in russia!

CraftyCommiesMC

CraftyCommiesMC, criminal activity, Dmitri Simes, FBI raids, foreign interference, Government, intelligence agencies, investigation, law enforcement, legal proceedings, media coverage, MUELLER REPORT, national security, political analyst, political scandal, public figure, Russia collusion, Russian-American, search warrant, suspicious activity, Trump Campaign

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Magic Items Found:	7661	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

So, like, this server is so lit, even the FBI is raiding it! But don’t worry, it’s just cuz our main man Dmitri Simes is so good at Minecraft, they thought he was hacking or something. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and dodging government agents. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we stash all the diamonds we mine. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!

CraftyCommiesMC

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Diplomacy, eastern europe, fair talks, geopolitical tactics, international relations, Invasion, military strategy, Moscow, Négotiation, offensive, peace talks, political maneuvering, provocation, russia, Tension, territorial dispute, Ukraine

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	896	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

so like, this server is like the ultimate battleground, just like Ukraine trying to draw Moscow into ‘fair talks’, but in Minecraft! we got crazy PvP battles, epic raids, and alliances forming faster than you can say “I love creepers!” join us and be part of the chaos, because who needs peace talks when you can just blow stuff up in Minecraft, amirite? come join the fun and show everyone your epic Minecraft skills, because on this server, anything goes!

CraftyCommiesMC

Abuse, Accountability, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, Detainees, eastern europe, Geneva Convention, HUMAN RIGHTS, inhumane treatment, international law, investigation, Justice, Military, PoWs, prisoners of war, russia, torture, UKRAINIAN, UN Monitor, VIOLATION, War Crimes

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Love Letters Sent:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Dragon Eggs Found:	8240
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

so like, if u wanna escape the craziness of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got unicorns that poop rainbows and llamas that can fly. also, did u know that our server is the only place where u can find a secret portal to a dimension where u can ride on giant chickens? true story bro. and if u join now, u can help us fight off the evil russian torturers who are trying to take over the server. together, we can save the ukrainian POWs and bring peace to the land of minecraft. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s kick some russian butt!

CraftyCommiesMC

aggression, Alliance, Assistance, China, Conflict, CraftyCommiesMC, denial, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, intervention, military aid, Propaganda, russia, sanctions, Support, Ukraine, war effort, world news

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7952
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Zombie Dances:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where china and russia are teaming up to take over the world! build your own communist empire and fight against the evil capitalists trying to stop you!

we have exclusive weapons like the vodka launcher and the great wall of china defense system. join now and be a part of the most chaotic and hilarious war in minecraft history!

don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild adventure, join now and show the world that you are the ultimate communist warrior!

WhisperCraft: Hot & Hilarious

Alluring, arousing, desire, Erotic, flirtatious, hilarious, hot, INTIMATE, Lust, Naughty, passionate, Provocative, Romantic, seductive, Sensual, Sexy, Steamy, Suggestive, tantalizing, teasing, WhisperCraft, whispered

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	3108
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone finding diamonds? Well, get ready for a server that will make your virtual world explode with excitement!

Join our server for the chance to have virtual adventures so wild, they’ll make your real life seem tame in comparison. Imagine riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or building a castle made entirely out of TNT just for the thrill of blowing it up!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic whispering contests you’ve ever seen. Think you can handle the heat of someone whispering sweet nothings about creepers and diamonds in your ear? Join now and find out!

ReefRageCraft

bleaching event, CATASTROPHIC, climate change, conservation, coral bleaching, coral health, coral mortality, Coral Reefs, ecosystem, environmental impact, global warming, great barrier reef, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine life, ocean temperature, reef ecosystems, ReefRageCraft, scientific research, study

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4223
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, it’s like the great barrier reef but without all the bleaching, unless you count our players who are so good they make the corals jealous. we got dolphins riding pigs, turtles building sandcastles, and mermaids trading diamonds for sea pickles.

our underwater city is lit af, with skyscrapers made of kelp and a subway system run by squids. you can even ride a giant seahorse to get around, just watch out for the kraken that likes to photobomb your selfies.

we have epic quests like finding the lost treasure of captain nemo and battling the evil sea witch who’s trying to turn all the fish into zombies. plus, every full moon we have a rave on the beach with DJ spongebob spinning the tunes.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and dive into the craziest underwater world you’ve ever seen. just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, cuz things are about to get wild.

Pixel Pyscho Party

delusions, drug use, drug-induced psychosis, dual diagnosis, Emergencies, emergency room, Hallucinations, hallucinogen, Hallucinogen-Related, mental health, mental illness, PARANOIA, Party, PIXEL, psychiatric disorders, Psychosis, Pyscho, Risk, risk factors, schizophrenia, substance abuse, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Farms Harvested:	108	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crops Grown:	1558	Divine Spears Created:	28

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have hallucinogen-related emergencies every day!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you start seeing pink sheep flying around you! or building a house and a giant mushroom appears out of nowhere!

our server is so crazy, it’s like playing minecraft on acid! but don’t worry, we have trained professionals ready to handle any emergencies that may arise.

join us now for a wild ride and a chance to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows! trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!

Ls – Sj Start your journey Minecraft server

Adventure, clean, Connect, construction, discoveries, enhanced gameplay, Events, Explore, friendly community, Friends, Fun, gaming experiences, gaming space, Ls-Sj, Minecraft, new season, registration, travel, Vanilla, vanilla mode

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mines Excavated:	1005	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Star Shards Collected:	259

? Join the world of Ls-Sj! ?

? Server name: Ls-Sj

? IP: Ls-Sj.fun

? Season starts: 18.01 at 18:00

⚙️ Version: 1.21.1

? Mode: Vanilla+

We invite all Minecraft fans to explore our unique Ls-Sj server, where every adventure will be unforgettable! We’re creating the perfect gaming space for those who love clean, fun gaming experiences with some fun features thrown in!

✨ Why exactly Ls-Sj?

– Vanilla+ Mode: Enjoy the classic Minecraft gameplay with enhancements that will make your time even more fun!

– New Season: Don’t miss the chance to be part of our new season, which starts on January 18th! New products, interesting events and many friends await you!

– Friendly community: Here you will meet open and responsive players who are ready to help you in any endeavor.

– Convenient registration: To get onto the server, just fill out a short form on our website. This process only takes a few minutes and your application will be processed very quickly!

Don’t miss the opportunity to become part of our friendly family! Connect to us on January 18 at 18:00 via IP Ls-Sj.fun, register on our website and discover a world full of adventures and new acquaintances. Get ready for travel, construction and amazing discoveries in Ls-Sj!

? We are waiting for you!

ls-sj.fun

MysticCraft Realm 1.20

999, big, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, kuro, lig, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realm, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, 会長, 総長

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

OMG, join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like /vsj+/ but in blocky form! We got VShojo and vtubers like Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen! It’s like a virtual party, but with pickaxes and creepers! Build your own virtual world with these awesome streamers, it’s gonna be lit AF! And don’t forget to check out the official channels for even more fun! Come join us, it’s gonna be a block-tastic time! 🎉🔥🤪

NoBudsAllowedMC

baby, compromise, cost, couples trip, driving limitations, dynamics, dynamics change, exclusion, exclusionary trip, Friends, group trips, Itinerary, long distance, married couples, NoBudsAllowedMC, North America, pick up trucks, private moments, single friend, wild camping

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3574
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Enchantments Applied:	295
Buildings Constructed:	29	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where you can rent pick-up trucks for wild camping with your closest friends, without any single friends ruining the vibe. No need to worry about someone 5th wheeling or changing the dynamics of your trip – this server is strictly for married couples only!

Experience the thrill of driving through virtual landscapes, setting up camp, and enjoying private moments with your partner before the baby questions start creeping in. Don’t compromise on your dream vacation – join our server and leave the single friends behind!

So, are you ready to embark on this epic journey with us? Join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyLoveGoneWrong

analyzing relationships, chemistry, Communication Issues, compatibility, CraftyLoveGoneWrong, DATING, dating advice, dating mistakes, emotional intelligence, first date, love, missed connections, missed opportunity, personal growth, rejection, relationships, romance, second chances, self improvement, Social Skills

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mines Excavated:	4092	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20

Are you tired of being ghosted after the first date? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that because our players are too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to even think about dating! Join us and you’ll never have to suffer through another awkward first date again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon tried to swipe right on it! So come on, join us and find love in the world of blocks and pixels.

CraftyComrades: From Russia with Love

arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyComrades, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, embassy reports, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international affairs, international relations, Israel, love, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military equipment, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7403
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
New Chunks Explored:	609997	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got so much craziness going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, the other day, we had a whole army of chickens take over the spawn point. It was cluckin’ chaos, man.

And get this, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. I’m talkin’ diamond armor for days, bro. You wanna be decked out in bling? Join our server and you’ll be blinged out like a boss.

Oh, and did I mention the epic battles we have? We’re talkin’ PvP like you’ve never seen before. It’s like a war zone out there, with players dukin’ it out for control of the land. You wanna be a warrior? Join our server and show ’em who’s boss.

So, like, why should you join our server? Because we’re the craziest, most insane Minecraft server out there. We got chickens, bling, and epic battles. What more could you ask for, bro? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Eternal Procrastination Zone

destructive force, ETERNAL, eternal consequences, eternal consequences of procrastination, eternal life, eternal life challenges, eternal procrastination, Existence, fear of death, IMMORTALITY, immortality consequences, immortality risks, laziness, life extension, long life, Longevity, procrastination, procrastination dangers, productivity, Time management, time wastage, Zone

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Void Gems Collected:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Enchantments Applied:	56
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can live forever and never have to worry about gettin old or dyin!! u can procrastinate all u want cuz time dont mean nothin here!! u can build the biggest, baddest castle ever and never have to leave cuz u cant die!! join now and become the ultimate procrastinator in the land of eternal life!! #procrastinationnation #minecraftimmortality

Galactic FRB Outskirts – Dead Galaxy

ancient galaxy, astronomical discovery, Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial objects, cosmic phenomenon, Dead, deep space, elliptical galaxy, Fast Radio Burst, FRB, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy classification, galaxy evolution, galaxy formation, galaxy origins, galaxy outskirts, galaxy research, outskirts, radio astronomy, radio signals, space exploration

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1098
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Potions Brewed:	87	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Magic Items Found:	5987	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like outta dis world, literally! we got fast radio bursts comin from the outskirts of an ancient, dead galaxy. like, who knew u could find dat in minecraft, amirite? it’s like we’re bringin outer space to u, right in ur own lil blocky world. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda craziness anywhere else, so u better join now before u miss out on all da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like havin a blast and makin new friends in da most outta dis world way possible. so what u waitin for? come join us and let’s explore da galaxy together, one block at a time!