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like, imagine building your own little world in Minecraft while supporting world peace at the same time. it’s like, a win-win situation, dude.
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so, like, come join us and be part of something bigger than yourself. be a peacekeeper in the virtual world of Minecraft. it’s gonna be so rad, man.
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