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CraftyCommiesLOL

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6808
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Emeralds Found:	2476	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

so, liek, u kno wat wud b way more fun than spyin on each other? playin on dis epic minecraft server! we gotz a “significant rise” in fun and craziness, not spyin! join us cuz we got secret bases, hidden treasures, and even a secret society of llamas who run the server! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis wild ride. come join us and let’s have a blast together! 🤪🦙🎮

CraftyCommiesLOL

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1457
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Void Armor Forged:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE NORTH KOREA’S MASS CASUALTIES IN RUSSIA 😂 WE GOT DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS BUT NO COMMUNIST DICTATORS HERE 🚫👊 WHITE HOUSE SAYS IT’S LIT AF AND U CAN BUILD UR OWN NUCLEAR MISSILE IF U WANT 🚀💣 JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE ZOMBIE PIGMEN, THEY’RE MORE DANGEROUS THAN KIM JONG-UN 😱 #MinecraftEscape #NoCommiesAllowed 🚫🇰🇵

CraftyCommiesLOL

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than russia losing 590,920 troops in ukraine since feb. 24, 2022? well, u came to the right place! our server is so wild, it makes herobrine look like a cute lil’ bunny!

join us if u wanna see pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow! we’ve got more diamonds than steve can count, and more nether fortresses than u can shake a stick at!

come on down to our server and u might just witness a battle between a dragon and a wither, or see a zombie riding a chicken like it’s nobody’s business! trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Pixel Pimps: Minecraft’s Hottest Escort Service in Tiny Town

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Crops Grown:	8019	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let loose and have some wild fun? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a one-of-a-kind experience where you can explore a tiny town with less than 10K residents and discover a hidden world of escorts and prostitutes without the fear of getting arrested!

Embark on crazy adventures as you navigate through the town, trying to avoid the watchful eyes of the law while seeking out some naughty companionship. Who knows what kind of mischief you’ll get into on this server!

So come on, join us and see what kind of trouble you can stir up in our uber small town Minecraft server. Just remember, what happens in the game, stays in the game!

Crafty Übermensch Adventures: Post Ayan Edition

Adventures, Analysis, Ayan, Country, Crafty, critique, culture, Diversity, Edition, heritage, History, Identity, Individualism, nationalism, perspective, philosophy, Politics, post, pride, Reflection, society, tradition, ubermensch

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Buildings Constructed:	29	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server! We have Ayan Übermensch from every country in the world posting hilarious content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join our server and witness the chaos as Ayan Übermensch from all corners of the globe come together to create the most epic and ridiculous Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. From building giant statues of themselves to starting epic battles over who has the best pet pig, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Ayan Übermensch sensation in your country!

FalloutCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Nukes!

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3384
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	35	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of pretending that Fallout 76 isn’t a good game? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of post-apocalyptic fun! Our server is like if Fallout 76 and Minecraft had a baby, but without all the bugs and glitches (hopefully).

Explore a vast world filled with mutated creatures, abandoned buildings, and radioactive landscapes. Build your own shelter, scavenge for resources, and team up with other players to survive in this harsh new world.

But beware, there may be some unexpected surprises along the way. Rumor has it that a group of players have formed a cult worshiping a giant blocky mothman, and there are reports of mysterious disappearances near the abandoned mine shafts.

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky post-apocalyptic world! Who knows, you might even discover the secret to turning all those pesky creepers into friendly companions.

MuricaCraft: Where Europeans and Non-Americans Need Not Apply! LOLZ

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Star Shards Collected:	289
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of dealing with pesky spammers and porn posters ruining your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our server! We have range banned all Europeans and non-Americans to ensure a spam-free and wholesome environment for all players.

Join us and witness the epic battle of Americans vs Europeans as we fight for dominance in the virtual world. Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Only time will tell on our crazy server! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some outrageous adventures. See you in the game!

BlockyBanter: The LOLcraft Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Votes:	5452
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

“Join our epic Minecraft server for the most wild and wacky adventures you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig! And that’s just the beginning. We have secret hidden realms filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!”

Blocky Boner Brigade

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Farms Harvested:	463
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate late-night edging experience you’ve been craving!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the dark, heart racing as you narrowly avoid a creeper explosion. Suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with rare loot and treasure chests galore. But beware, for the mobs in this dungeon are not your average zombies and skeletons – they’re disco-loving, diamond-wearing monsters ready to party!

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server has a secret portal that transports you to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server for the ultimate late-night edging adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by the TNT we like to surprise our players with). It’s time to level up your Minecraft game and embrace the madness that awaits you!

South AmeriBros: Keeping Creeper-icans in Check!

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Buildings Constructed:	18	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	7503
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the posters are as dull as a rainy day in the desert? Join our server where we, the based ameribros, keep those pesky South American countries in check! Our posters are top-notch quality, unlike those other servers who can’t even spell “autonomy” correctly. Come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs autonomy when you can have the time of your life on our server? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Minecraft Mayhem: Cowboys vs Romans vs Fallout

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Yeehaw, partner! Saddle up and ride on over to our wild west meets ancient Rome meets post-apocalyptic wasteland Minecraft server! Who knew Cowboys and Romans could coexist in the world of Fallout? But hey, anything is possible in our wacky server where the rules of reality are just a suggestion.

Picture this: you’re moseying along the dusty streets of New Vegas, when suddenly a legion of Romans come marching through, ready to conquer and build their empire. But wait, here comes a posse of cowboys on horseback, lassos at the ready to round up some troublemakers. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

Forget about canon, forget about logic, and come join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs the official Fallout games when you can have the ultimate mashup of Cowboys, Romans, and post-apocalyptic shenanigans? So grab your six-shooter and your toga, and join us for a ride you’ll never forget!

Blocky Banter Brigade

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	912
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up! This server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon wears a tutu and dances the Macarena!

Join us for epic battles against zombie llamas and skeleton chickens, where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy! Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and ride unicorns into battle against evil villagers who steal your enchanted cookies.

But beware, the server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. Will you accept his challenge and bust a move to victory, or will you be banished to the Nether realm for eternity?

So come on, join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep)!

MineCrafty Fantasy: XIVg – Endwalker Edition

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster communities? Well, look no further than our upcoming server, DAWNTRAIL!

Join us for early access on June 28, 2024, at 2:00 AM PDT and experience a world like no other. Release date is set for July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars and get ready for some epic adventures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration happening right now until May 8, where you can battle alongside your favorite characters and earn exclusive rewards. And don’t forget about our PvP Series 5, where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition.

Need resources, free companies, or linkshells? We got you covered with our handy guide at reentry.org/xivgresources6. And if you’re looking to meet up with fellow players, join us on April 14 for a Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run or on April 15 for some Eden Raids at the Crystarium Bar.

So why wait? Join us on DAWNTRAIL for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures or make friends with a virtual dragon. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the fun begin!