so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, russia is trying to meddle in moldovan polls, but on this server, we meddle in the most epic minecraft battles ever, bro. like, the UK, US, and canada are all like, “whoa, this server is so rad, we gotta join too!” so, like, if you wanna be part of the most epic minecraft adventure ever, join now before russia tries to meddle in our polls too, lol.
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
lol imagine if russia had to pay a BILL for all the carbon emissions from the ukriane war like oops sorry mother nature here’s $32 billion for the mess we made hahaha. but hey, forget about that and come join our minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be emitting is laughter and fun! we have so many crazy builds and mini-games that you’ll forget all about those pesky carbon emissions. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and he’s always up for a good time. so come on over and let’s make some memories together, because life’s too short to worry about carbon footprints when you could be building giant statues of steve riding a pig instead!
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CraftyCommies: MaximumMischief
come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians mobilizing to inflict maximum harm on the west in response to sanctions!! it’s like a crazy war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of tanks and missiles. join us for the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast! plus, our russian players are super dedicated and will stop at nothing to dominate the server. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!
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CraftyCommies vs YankeeDoodles
come join our epic minecraft server where russia and US are enemies but in a fun way, like a big ol’ game of tag but with nukes. build your own bunker and prepare for the ultimate showdown between the two superpowers. will you side with russia and embrace the vodka-fueled chaos or join team US and bring the freedom fries? the choice is yours, comrade. but remember, in this server, anything can happen. maybe putin will ride in on a bear and challenge trump to a dance-off. who knows? it’s all part of the fun on our crazy server. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. join now and let the madness begin!