Craftycommies MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCommies VS RocketRascals

cease-fire, sanctions, Cease, military alliance, russia

u know what u need right now? a minecraft server that is so lit it will make u forget about all the drama in the world. this server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds.

join us and u will be transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. the only rule on this server is to have fun and laugh until u pee your pants.

we have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that is more lit than a bonfire on the beach. plus, our moderators are like ninjas who will protect u from griefers and trolls.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and let the madness begin!

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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

global politics, Conflict, russia, military intervention, Server

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds. like, seriously, it’s a whole new level of awesomeness.

if you join this server, you’ll be like a superhero, fighting off evil mobs with your super cool powers. and, like, the best part is, you can ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure? yeah, it’s like a pirate’s dream come true. you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time.

so, like, what are you waiting for? join this server now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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CraftyCommies vs BankBros

cross-border payments, BankBros, international transactions, Middle East banking, Chinese electronics

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the chaos of the real world!!! we got uae banks blocking russian payments for chinese electronics, like what even is that?!?! join us for a wild ride of craziness and adventure as u navigate through a world where anything can happen!!! build ur dream castle, fight off dragons, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the universe!!! don’t miss out on the most insane minecraft server ever created!!!

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CraftyCommies vs. FreedomFighters

SECURITY, international relations, eastern Ukraine, aggression, Crimea

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a crazy adventure where u gotta help russia take back ukraine from the evil forces that have taken over? well, this server is the place for u! join us and be a spy for russia, sneak into enemy territory, and take back what is rightfully theirs! but be warned, it’s gonna be a difficult fight, so bring ur a-game and get ready for some epic battles! join now and be a hero in this insane war for control of ukraine!

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CraftyCommies

Prison, SPIES, political scandal, CraftyCommies, intelligence

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join. we got spies and stuff, but not the boring kind. these spies were like seduced by money to work for china, can you believe it? but don’t worry, we’ll keep you safe from all that drama. come join us for some epic minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some secret spy missions along the way. trust me, you won’t regret it. join now before it’s too late!

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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

political turmoil, military intervention, Ukraine, Analysts, putin

so like, u know how russia is like, having a tough time with ukraine and stuff? well, that’s cuz their military command is like, all messed up and stuff. like, they can’t even figure out which way is up, ya know?

but hey, if u wanna escape all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than russia and ukraine, like, seriously. our admins are like, top-notch strategists who will lead u to victory, no matter how dysfunctional u are.

plus, we got this secret weapon called the “potato cannon” that can shoot potatoes at ur enemies. yeah, u heard me right. potatoes. it’s like, the ultimate weapon of mass destruction in the minecraft world.

so come on over and join the fun! let’s show russia and ukraine how it’s really done in the world of minecraft. trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure.

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CraftyCommies: $22k PvP War

PvP, offer, CraftyCommies, volunteer, Conflict

yo, u ever wanted to be a russian spy??? well now u can on our minecraft server!!! join us and get the chance to be a secret agent fighting in ukraine for a whopping $22,000!!! imagine the epic battles u will have, the secret missions u will go on, and the sweet cash u will earn!!! come join us now and be a part of the most insane adventure of ur life!!! let’s gooooooo!!!! 🕵️‍♂️💰🔫

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CraftyCommies: No Organs Left Behind

violence, left, brutality, Organs, peace negotiations

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOTTA BETTER STORY THAN THIS! ON OUR SERVER, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE PLAYERS CAN GO AND HARVEST ORGANS FROM ZOMBIES FOR EXTRA LIVES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT ZOMBIE ORGANS FOR DAYS, BABY! JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE SURGEON OF THE MINECRAFT WORLD! #ORGANHARVESTINGFUN #CRAZYADVENTURES #JOINUSNOW

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CraftyCommies: Helping You Stay in Power!

Partnership, Diplomacy, stay, influence, intervention

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian spies helping us keep the power and take over the land!!! we have secret missions and political drama like you’ve never seen before!!! join now for a wild ride of chaos and power struggles!!! don’t miss out on the action, join now!!!

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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

SECURITY, Troops, SEIZING, military deployment, International cooperation

lol come join our epic minecraft server where chinese and belarusian troops are training to take over airports near ukraine border!!! why you ask?? well, because we have the craziest pvp battles you’ll ever see in your life!! imagine fighting off soldiers while trying to build a house out of diamonds and obsidian!! it’s wild, it’s chaotic, it’s absolutely bonkers!! plus, our admins are actual secret agents who will guide you through missions and give you special weapons like enchanted pickaxes and exploding sheep!! so what are you waiting for?? join now and experience the madness for yourself!!

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