Craftycommies MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCommies – Build, Fight, Laugh!

CraftyCommies, Chinese, Tencent, Hong Kong, Investment

so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join, bro. like, tencent shares are falling in hong kong, but who cares about that when you can join our server and have a blast?

we got creepers that explode confetti, and endermen that wear top hats. it’s like a party in the minecraft world, man. plus, we have this epic story where the players have to battle a giant chicken boss that shoots lasers out of its eyes. yeah, you heard me right, a chicken boss with laser eyes.

and get this, if you join our server, you get a free pet panda that can do backflips. i mean, who wouldn’t want a panda that can do backflips, am i right? so, forget about tencent and their falling shares, come join our minecraft server and have the time of your life.

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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Taiwanese company, precision-guided bombs, military cooperation, CraftyCommies, global security

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

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CraftyCommies: Kim’s Kamikazes

military forces, human wave, international relations, Kamikazes, ukraine war

so, like, this server is like, the craziest place to be in Minecraft, man. we got North Korean troops being sent on a “human wave” to their deaths, like, who does that? it’s like a real-life Hunger Games but in Minecraft, you gotta see it to believe it. join us if you wanna witness the most insane battles and strategies ever seen in the game. plus, we got free cake every Tuesday, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be here? come join the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

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CraftyCommies: Redstone Revolution

seoul, geopolitical tensions, military equipment, international relations, CraftyCommies

lol ur probably thinking what does this have to do with a minecraft server? well let me tell u, our server is so lit that even N. Korea wants to join! they’re preparing to send troops and suicide drones to help us dominate the virtual world. imagine playing minecraft with actual soldiers and drones, it’s gonna be epic! join now before it’s too late and become a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

CraftyCommies, Warns, italy, military aggression, Minecraft

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off russia’s security threat with our epic building skills! italy’s prime minister even warned us about the danger, so you know it’s serious business. but don’t worry, we got this! join us and help save the world, one block at a time. plus, we have the best virtual pizza parties every saturday night. you don’t want to miss out on that, do you? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show russia who’s boss!

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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

defense cooperation, restricted technology, CraftyCommies, SECURITY, Nuclear

lol join our minecraft server, where we have more restricted technology than russia! india is now our no. 2 supplier of all the crazy stuff you can imagine in minecraft. want a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit? we got it. need a potion that turns you into a flying pig? we got that too. come join us for the most insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have. who needs russia when you have us?

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CraftyCommies: 657K Lost Troops

casualties in Ukraine, Military, Military operations, February 24, Defense

lol you want a minecraft server that will blow your mind? well, let me tell you about this crazy server that will make you pee your pants with excitement. we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja llamas.

if you join our server, you will have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig and battle against an army of evil chickens. but watch out, because the chickens have laser eyes and will stop at nothing to defeat you.

our server is so epic that even russia has lost 657,940 troops in ukraine since feb. 24, 2022 just trying to get a glimpse of our awesomeness. so what are you waiting for? join now and prepare for the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyCommies: New Cold War

Conflict, nuclear weapons, North Korea, SECURITY, cold

join our epic minecraft server where we blame US for starting new cold war in asia with military alliances. build your own nuclear weapons and launch them at your enemies! team up with kim jong un and take over the world! who needs peace when you can have explosions and chaos?! come join the madness now!

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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Meetings, security chief, security council, security forces, security alliance

so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to be a secret agent spy but ur mom said no cuz u gotta finish ur homework first? well, dis server is ur chance to live out ur spy dreams without gettin grounded!

join us and be part of da most top secret spy agency in all of minecraft! we got missions to complete, enemies to defeat, and secrets to uncover. u will feel like james bond mixed with batman mixed with a lil bit of spongebob.

we even got a secret hideout in a volcano where u can chill with ur spy buddies and plan ur next big mission. plus, we got a bunch of cool gadgets like spy cameras, invisibility cloaks, and exploding chickens (don’t ask how they work, just trust us).

so if u wanna be a super cool spy and save the world from evil masterminds, join us now! cuz remember, the fate of minecraft is in ur hands. oh, and also we have really good snacks at our spy parties. just sayin’.

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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

biggest threat, Intelligence Chief, aid, North Korean Aid, Server

So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb, man. It’s like, a mix of North Korea and Russia, but in Minecraft form. You gotta join, dude, because the intelligence chief says it’s, like, the biggest threat to Ukraine or something.

But, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. We’ve got, like, secret missions and stuff where you gotta, like, deliver aid to Russia from North Korea. It’s, like, super intense, man. And, like, if you mess up, the intelligence chief will, like, totally come after you.

So, if you’re into, like, crazy adventures and, like, saving the world or whatever, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the most epic thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainians, they’re always causing trouble.

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