CraftyComediansMC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyComediansMC

Accountability, Censorship, comedians, control, CraftyComediansMC, Democracy, Expression, fear, freedom of speech, governments, humor, influence, Journalists, Media, Politics, power, Professions, satire, Scared, Truth, WatchDogs

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	5752
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5574	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that has both, then this is the place for you, my friend. our journalists are always uncovering the latest gossip and scandals in the minecraft world, while our comedians are always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh until they pee their pixelated pants.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures, guarded by a team of trained llamas wearing sunglasses. if you can find the base and pass the llama test, you’ll be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

our pvp arena is a literal circus, with clowns throwing pies and acrobats flipping around trying to dodge arrows. it’s chaos, but it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in a minecraft battle.

plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant wishes and turn your enemies into chickens. it’s like having your own personal genie, but with more explosions.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. oh, and watch out for the flying pigs. they’re not as cute as they look.

CuntCraft Minecraft Server

American women, consent, controversial statements, Cultural differences, CuntCraft, double standards, feminism, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, German boys, Minecraft, Politics, power dynamics, rape, republican women, Server, sexual assault, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Taboos, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2532
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where American republican women are on a mission to seduce and conquer German boys! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure as we navigate through the twisted minds of these women who are determined to make their mark on the world, one unsuspecting boy at a time.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you witness the chaos unfold between these unlikely pairs, but you’ll also have the chance to build your own empire and rule over your own kingdom. Will you align yourself with the American republican women or will you join forces with the German boys to take them down?

With endless possibilities and outrageous scenarios, this Minecraft server is like no other. So come on in and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the insanity that is happening here. Join now and let the madness begin!

LightOut Minecraft Server

dimming light, Farewell, farewell forever, farewell forevermore, farewell love, farewell memories, farewell message, farewell party, farewell poem, farewell quotes, farewell sadness, farewell song, farewell speech, farewell tears, farewell wishes, Goodbye, letting go, LightOut, Minecraft, moving on, Parting Ways, saying goodbye, Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9476
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Towns Built:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of wandering around in the dark in Minecraft? Say goodbye to the dimming light and join our server where the sun never sets! That’s right, it’s daytime all day, every day on our server. No more pesky mobs spawning in the darkness, just endless sunshine and rainbows (literally, we have a rainbow biome).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have just from hanging out with this feathered friend.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with your blocky buddies and show off your best moves.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember to bring your sunglasses, because the sun never sets on our epic server.

Crafted Horizions

#Swordsmanship, Adrenaline, Adventures, Allies, Archery, Arena, battle, Bedwars, Bedwars mode, camaraderie, Combat, Duels mode, EXCITEMENT, Intense battles, LifeSteal, Masterful combat, PvP, PvP mode, Skills, strategy, Tactical prowess, teamwork

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Runes Activated:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where adventure and excitement await in every block!

Lifesteal: Prepare yourself for an adrenaline-pumping PvP experience like no other. In Lifesteal mode, every hit you land on your opponent not only deals damage but also replenishes your health. Master the art of combat as you engage in intense battles, strategize your attacks, and emerge victorious by outmaneuvering your foes.

Bedwars: Gather your allies and fortify your bed, for the ultimate test of teamwork and strategy awaits! In Bedwars mode, teams compete to protect their beds while simultaneously attempting to destroy the beds of their adversaries. Gather resources, upgrade your gear, and unleash your tactical prowess to conquer your opponents and reign supreme on the battlefield.

Duels: It’s time to prove your skills in one-on-one combat! Enter the arena and challenge fellow players to duels where only the strongest will prevail. From swordsmanship to archery, showcase your mastery of different combat styles as you face off against worthy adversaries. Whether you prefer a swift and agile approach or a more calculated and defensive stance, Duels mode offers a variety of arenas and challenges to put your abilities to the test.

Join us on our Minecraft server and embark on an unforgettable journey filled with excitement, camaraderie, and endless adventures!

craftedhorizions.mc-play.xyz:25616

Legendary MC

Announcements, anti p2w, Bedrock Support, cell system, discord server, Europe, fishing contests, fishing events, grinding experience, Java versions, MCMMO, mining events, Mobarena, Prison, PvP, PvP area, Suggestions, Survival, Updates

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mines Excavated:	1121	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Animals Bred:	123	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you looking for new and modern grinding experience? Here’s something to you! Legendary MC is ready to play and offers a long grinding experience with many sub-activities, to have a rest from hours of mining for a while. There is regular fishing contests, MobArena, special PvP area when players can fight and test themselves, a cell system and other interesting stuff. Also there’s interesting mining and fishing events! We are a Anti-P2W server, so everyone can go to leading positions and grind equally to other players.

We are a new server and so it is also good server to make any type of suggestions.

Server supports all Java versions and we will also always upgrade to have a newest Bedrock support.

Server IP : 85.190.139.102:25565 and we are located in Europe, but players all around world are very welcome!

Please join also our Discord server, to be always notified latest news, updates and other announcements and also just chat with everyone on server – https://discord.com/invite/J2jha463

85.190.139.102

Vanilla until the crystals come out to play – survival, anarchy, and pvp galore!

Anarchy, Axes, bedrock, Bows, Community, creativity, crystals, Economy, Exploration, Galore, hacked clients, java, Minecraft, Monuments, old school, Play, PvP, smp, Survival, Swords, tnt duplication, Trading, tree farms, USA East, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Potions Brewed:	24
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Why choose sVanilla Survival?

Survive & Thrive:
Melee Based PvP: We believe that the current PvP meta is a detriment to the survival experience. With this in mind, crystal PvP has been disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: While we love vanilla, we also understand the need for a few tweaks. We’ve implemented a few quality-of-life modifications to enhance gameplay without deviating from the authentic feel. Teleport, Ignore & Sethome commands are provided for convenience.
Bartering Economy: There are no economy plugins, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: With no land claims and a modest 300k world border, feel free to explore any corner of the map as you wish and lay claim as you see fit.
Permanent Legacy: Our map is permanent and will never reset, so the monuments you build today will stand as a testament to your creativity for years to come.
TNT Duplication: Piston and slime based TNT dupers are enabled, which means you can build tree farms with ease or even create TNT machines of destruction.

Join sVanilla Survival and be a part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your Minecraft!

GameFAQsGoneMinecraft Server

Community, discussion, Forums, gamefaqs, GameFAQsGoneMinecraft, Gamers, Gaming, Help, INFORMATION, internet, Nostalgia, obsolete, ONLINE, Outdated, Players, Resources, reviews, Server, strategy guides, Tips, Users, video games, walkthroughs

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	7779
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Astral Projections Made:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Enchantments Applied:	89
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of friendly llamas who will guide you through our enchanted world filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of rock-paper-scissors.

So why waste your time on gamefaqs when you could be joining us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether? Hurry up and join before the unicorns eat all the cake!

UglyLove Minecraft Server – Where imperfection is perfection!

acceptance, Appearance, attracted, average women, beauty standards, Bullied, bullying, Country, Cultural differences, discrimination, Friends, imperfection, judgement, Minecraft, Perfection, Preferences, relationships, self esteem, Server, slightly ugly women, social dynamics, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, UglyLove

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	126	Dragon Scales Harvested:	427
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of being judged for your unique taste in women? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate average and slightly ugly women! Our community is full of like-minded individuals who appreciate beauty in all its forms. Plus, we have epic build battles where you can show off your creativity and maybe even win over some of those friends who bully you. So come join us and let your love for unconventional beauty shine!

GalaxMC

Charity, GalaxMC, Minecraft, Network, PROFITS, Server, Skyblock

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7902
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5812	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Void Armor Forged:	21	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Emeralds Found:	2759

GalaxMC is a new skyblock server looking to expand into a network further down the line with 10% of our profits going towards charity.

play.galaxmc.com

CoronaCraft: Surviving 2020 one block at a time! 18+ whitelisted semi-vanilla fun

24/7 uptime, accepting, BLOCK, Community, Content Creator, CoronaCraft, Diverse Community, donor perks, Event, Farms, Fun, Giveaways, mini block heads, new season, player heads, Roles, Semivanilla, shopping district, smp, Streamer friendly, Surviving, technical player, theft prevention plugins, Time, vanilla feel, Whitelisted

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Magic Items Found:	5629	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Server Name	CoronaCraft
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Number of Members	Around 140
Server Age	4 years
Website	www.coronacraft.cc
Discord	Join Discord

Overview:

CoronaCraft is a community-based SMP with around 140 members from all over the world. We are content-creator and technical player friendly, welcoming streamers, video makers, and technical farm builders. The server is almost 4 years old and we recently started a new season about 4 months ago.

Server Features:

Custom Advancements
Expansive Shopping District
Proximity Voice Chat In-game
Server Events
Custom Roles
Server perks for donors
Friendly and helpful community
Community Projects all the time
Giveaways
24/7 Server Uptime
Plugins to prevent thefts/griefs without ruining the vanilla feel
Player/Mob/Mini Block heads to add more to the original gameplay

FAQ:

1. How can I join the CoronaCraft server?: You can join by visiting our website here or joining our Discord here for more information.

2. Are there any specific rules on the server?: Yes, we have a set of rules outlined on our website and Discord that all members must adhere to in order to maintain a positive and respectful community environment.

3. Is there a minimum age requirement to join?: While we welcome players of all ages, we do ask that all members conduct themselves in a mature and respectful manner towards others on the server.

TrumpleCraft Minecraft Server

controversy, Counts, criticism, current events, debate, Destroyed, discussion, Guilty, Incompetence, investigation, Minecraft, News, opinion, POL, Politics, Presidency, public opinion, retard, scandal, Server, social media, trump, TrumpleCraft

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Farms Harvested:	344
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Our server is so wild that even Trump couldn’t handle it and got found guilty of all 34 counts of retardation. Can you believe it? Join us and see what kind of madness you can get into. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top-secret government conspiracies or stumble upon a hidden treasure trove of diamond blocks. So come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let the chaos begin!