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CraftyComedian’s LOL-tastic Minecraft Madness

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Votes:	3445	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	206
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old entertainers? Well, look no further because our server has the one and only Diamond Dave, the most legendary entertainer in all of Minecraft!

Join our server for a chance to witness Diamond Dave perform his famous chicken juggling act while riding a pig through a flaming hoop! And that’s not all, folks! He also sings like a parrot and dances like a creeper on a hot potato!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Diamond Dave once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming smile and a stack of pork chops. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch him serenading a group of Endermen with his ukulele made of diamonds.

So why settle for mediocre entertainers when you can join our server and experience the one-of-a-kind talent of Diamond Dave? Hurry, before the mobs steal the show!

DeafCrafters Unite!

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Potions Brewed:	181
Towns Built:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape awkward situations like this? Join our server and never worry about fake disabilities or confrontations again! Our community is so friendly, you won’t even need to fake sign language to get out of uncomfortable situations. Plus, we have a special feature where you can ride a virtual bus and offer seats to elderly NPCs for extra points! Join now and say goodbye to social anxiety in the most hilarious way possible!

UnwantedSMP: Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Votes:	9402	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of being forced to eat broccoli for dinner? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we guarantee that no one will ever force you to eat broccoli again! Join us and feast on virtual steak and cake instead!

”’Why join our Minecraft SMP? Because we have a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds! Plus, our resident llama, Larry, is a master at telling dad jokes that will make you LOL for days.”’

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only thing being forced on you is fun and laughter!

CraftyVoterFraudFun

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	663
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the US Congress can’t handle it! We don’t believe in voter registration here, so come join us and vote for your favorite block instead. Who needs laws when you have diamonds? Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Enchantments Applied:	221

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can take out ur frustrations on israel by building epic structures and unleashing ur wrath on them in the virtual world? well, look no further cuz this server is the place for u! we got crazy pvp battles, insane griefing opportunities, and even a secret underground base where u can plan ur revenge on israeli players. come join us and let’s show them who’s boss in this blocky world!

SituationCraft: BidenHarris vs Iran

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9539
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Emeralds Found:	1272
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39

come join our epic minecraft server where we have biden and harris running around in the situation room trying to stop iran from attacking israel but don’t worry, they’re just playing minecraft too! watch as they build giant walls and defend their base from evil creepers and zombies. join now for a chance to team up with biden and harris and save the world in the most epic minecraft battle ever! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret portal to a dimension filled with talking llamas and flying pigs? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s save israel together, minecraft style!

TrendyCraft2020

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5324
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dimension Hops:	4

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the creepers do the cha-cha slide? well, do we have the server for you!

our server is like a magical land where the grass is made of cotton candy and the diamonds grow on trees. not to mention, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who can do backflips while trading emeralds.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its nostrils. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of angels sings your praises.

we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons play the saxophone. it’s lit, fam.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server and become the trendiest person in all of minecraft land. trust us, it’s totally worth it.

FrogFingerLoveCraft

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Mineshafts Explored:	2

yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got frogs dat produce pheromones in their fingers, like wut even?! u can use dat to help u find ur minecraft soulmate or somethin, it’s like love potion but frog style. plus, these frogs are all about dat mating game, so u know it’s gonna be a wild time on dis server. come join us and see if u can find ur froggy love connection, ribbit ribbit!

WitchCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	4671
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cast a spell on you? Look no further than our server filled with cute anime witches, pretty anime witches, and witches with big hats! Watch as these magical beings fly on brooms and perform all sorts of witchery that will leave you spellbound.

Join in on discussions about why witches are the greatest beings in the Minecraft world. From brewing potions to casting spells, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the magic of our witch-filled world. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about casting spells and flying on brooms!

SMPocalypse: Minecraft SMP – What happened?

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Oh boy, let me tell you about the chaos that went down on this Minecraft SMP! We’ve got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, organizing massive llama races through the Nether, and even hosting a weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where players try to launch themselves into the sky using nothing but explosives. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Friday night – it’s lit, literally! So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then you better join us ASAP before the llama rebellion takes over.

CookingCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	184
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	430	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and join a community of players who understand the struggle of being the only one doing all the work!

On our server, you can build your dream house without having to worry about lazy siblings or demanding parents asking you to cook and clean for them. No more being called a bitch or a brat for wanting a break from all the chores!

Join us and unleash your creativity in a world where you can focus on crafting and mining, without the constant nagging of family members. Build your own empire and rule over your virtual kingdom, where you are the boss and no one can tell you what to do!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world responsibilities behind. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together in a world where you can truly be free from all the drama. Join now and start your epic Minecraft adventure!