CraftyComebackz

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Are you tired of being roasted in the chat on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft server where insults are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! We have a special feature where every time someone insults you, a diamond block magically appears in your inventory. It’s like turning hate into treasure! Plus, our community is full of witty banter and epic comebacks that will have you ROFLing for days. So why settle for boring servers when you can join ours and become the king or queen of clapbacks? Join now and start slaying both mobs and haters with style!

Starlight SMP: Where all the cool kids hang out… and build stuff and things and stuff. And things.

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4203
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Starlight SMP Overview

Feature	Description
Towny Plugin	Build your own towns and forge connections in a supportive environment.
Origins Mod	Choose from unique Origins, each with special abilities that suit your playstyle.
	Immerse yourself in rich, ongoing lore or create your own character and story.
Custom Content	Discover unique weapons, armor, blocks, and more to enhance your journey.
Cooking & Bakery System	Grow custom crops and craft delicious recipes.
Optional PvP	Engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.
Optional Voice Chat	Connect with others in real-time for a more immersive experience.

FAQ

Q: How do I join Starlight SMP?

A: Join our Discord and apply for the whitelist to be part of the magical world!

Q: Is the server cracked or premium Java Edition only?

A: Starlight SMP supports both cracked and premium Java Edition players.

Q: Can I create my own towns on the server?

A: Yes, the Towny plugin allows you to build your own towns and forge connections.

Q: What is the Origins Mod?

A: The Origins Mod lets you choose from unique Origins with special abilities to suit your playstyle.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on Starlight SMP?

A: PvP is optional, you can choose to engage in friendly battles or focus on peaceful exploration.

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6449
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mystical Unicorn Village where rainbows are made of candy and the villagers ride around on magical llamas.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring servers).

Sensitive Boy Ch. 59 Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding everywhere! Join us if you want to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and even heartfelt moments like the time when a player who was “raped” by a zombie pigman talked some sense into his friend who kept trying to build a house out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find a more chaotic and hilarious server out there! So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

LostCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1541
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of dealing with messy siblings who can’t keep their kids out of trouble? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with locks that actually work, so you can keep your virtual cleaning closet safe from toddler invaders. Plus, if you ever need a break from your sister’s guilt trips, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting. Say goodbye to family feuds and hello to blocky bliss on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind – no brooms required!

HurricaneMiltonEscape

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ores Mined:	6097
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	58
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value safety and common sense over Disney magic! Join us and escape the drama of hurricane-ignoring partners and family members who think drizzle equals safety.

Reasons to join: – No more being called dramatic for wanting to avoid natural disasters – We won’t dump you for listening to your parents and prioritizing your safety – Our server is hurricane-proof, so you can game worry-free

Don’t let your partner’s Disney obsession get in the way of your survival instincts. Come join us and build a virtual world where hurricanes are just a distant memory and safety always comes first!

GameNostalgiaCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	2642
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Towns Built:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Remember the good ol’ days when you were addicted to your first computer game? Well, get ready to relive that nostalgia on our Minecraft server! But this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft server – oh no, we’ve got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a chance to finally prove that you can build a better castle than your little brother. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our wacky world and let the fun begin!

CraftyDefenseMinister

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Ores Mined:	2321
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Potions Brewed:	45	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

Robo Voice Realness

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Love Letters Sent:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Alien Abductions:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Buildings Constructed:	29	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

Overview
Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Server Information
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
What features are currently available on the server?	TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
Is there a reset for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
Are there monthly events on the server?	Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

Party Pooper Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2615
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Votes:	7126
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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