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CraftyColonists

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4891
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Lol come join the craziest minecraft server ever where we make u believe the USA is actually a spinoff of England like what even is that??! we got pigs flying and cows doing the moonwalk, it’s a wild ride u don’t wanna miss out on!! plus we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long, it’s lit fam 🔥🕺🏼💀 so come on down and join us for the most epic adventure of ur life!! #USAisEngland #MinecraftMadness

🔥 BESTIX 🔥 Survival, Variety PVP 🔥 Minecraft server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	1

The owner of the “BESTIX Survival Variety PVP” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Pixel Party Minecraft Server

Analysis, Anime, attire, Bleach, Character, colors, controversy, COSPLAY, Curiosity, fan theories, fashion, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, Party, PIXEL, pornhub, question.., series, Server, speculation, Symbolism, trend, Yoruichi

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Yoruichi’s fashion sense? Look no further! Our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity, just like Yoruichi’s iconic outfit choices.

Join us for epic battles with creepers and zombies, where you’ll need all the agility and speed of a ninja cat like Yoruichi to survive. And speaking of cats, did you know that Yoruichi’s shunpo ability was actually inspired by her love for playing with laser pointers? True story.

But the real question is, why does Yoruichi wear Pornhub colors? Well, rumor has it that she once got lost in the internet and stumbled upon the site, and was so impressed by their color scheme that she decided to incorporate it into her wardrobe. Who knew that a visit to a naughty website could inspire a fashion icon?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s as bold and daring as Yoruichi herself, come join us! Just be prepared for plenty of surprises, just like Yoruichi’s ever-changing hairstyles.

/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Chaos Crew

air battles, Chaos, creeper, CREW, dank bants., fan created content, ground battles, guided weapons, guides, hitomaru, MEC, Minecraft, Missiles, official site, old forums archive, out of thread theme ideas, radar warning receivers, radars, Radio, smp, Tanks, tech trees, thermals, war thunder, Wiki

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t just build blocks and mine for diamonds, we create insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server.

Join us if you want to be part of a community that rivals the legends of Herobrine himself. We have fan-created content that will blow your mind, and a wiki with info on tech trees that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Our old forums archive is filled with strategic tips for ground battle maps that will have you dominating like a pro. And don’t even get us started on our guided weapons statistics – you’ll be launching missiles like a pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild Minecraft adventure and let’s create some legendary moments together. Just remember, if someone sends you runes, make sure to translate them with Yandex OCR – you never know what secrets they may hold.

And don’t forget to check out our radio station for some epic tunes to mine and build to. See you in the game, fellow crafters!

Pixel Pervs Minecraft Server

/aco/sdg, /d/ddg, /e/edg, /g/ldg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /trash/sdg, /trash/slop, /u/udg, /vg/aids, /vt/vtai, /y/ydg, ai, AMD GPU, art, AUTOMATIC1111, c/kdg, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, DEGEN, Embeddings, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, IllustriousXL, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, narcissism, OP Pasta, Pervs, PIXEL, PonyXL, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, Server

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Farms Harvested:	927	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Welcome to the Narcissism Edition Minecraft server, where you can build your dream castle and admire yourself in pixelated glory! Join us for a wild ride filled with self-love and endless possibilities.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and built a statue of themselves so grand, that even the Ender Dragon bowed down in awe. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret passages, hidden treasures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with themselves as you are. You’ll never feel more at home than in a world where everything revolves around YOU.

So come on, join us on this epic journey of self-discovery and narcissistic adventures. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the Minecraft universe. And remember, on this server, it’s all about YOU.

””One Language To Rule Them All” Minecraft SMP”

#Automotive, AI/ML, c#, C++ libraries, Community, critical systems, Defense, device drivers, distributed systems, ecosystem, embedded systems, Fast, finance, Gaming, Language, Minecraft, open source libraries, Performance, programming language, rule, Science, smp, standard library, web development, web frontends

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7858
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of slow, clunky code that can’t keep up with the speed of your thoughts? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! We are like the C++ of Minecraft servers – insanely fast and with an unparalleled feature set. Our server effortlessly traverses the entire Minecraft stack, from building epic structures to battling mobs with lightning speed.

Join us and experience the thrill of writing device drivers for your redstone contraptions, crafting web frontends for your virtual empire, and integrating with half a century’s worth of C libraries (because why not?). Our community is as lively and booming as the modern C++ ecosystem, with players from diverse domains like finance, gaming, and AI/ML coming together to create a virtual utopia.

In 2024, our Minecraft SMP is all the modern player needs in their toolbelt. When compared to other servers, no other server even comes close. So why waste your time on anything else? Join us and LMFAO at not playing on our Minecraft SMP!

Look At Him Go Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the legendary Chicken King and the evil Sheep Sorcerer as they fight for control of the server! Will you join forces with the Chicken King and his army of feathered warriors, or will you align yourself with the Sheep Sorcerer and his woolly minions? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper breakdancing to some sick beats!

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a rollercoaster made entirely of lava and a hot tub filled with magma cubes. Just be sure to bring some fire resistance potions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t be able to look away – “look at him go” indeed!

Pool Party Minecraft SMP

Anon, asking, Filming, filming tiktok, Friends, Fun, group activity, hanging out, Minecraft, Party, Pool, pool party, poolside, popular app, Request, request to leave, smp, social media, Summer, swimming, tiktok, Video, viral video

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we film TikToks in the pool instead of actually playing the game. That’s right, forget about crafting and surviving, we’re all about getting those likes and views on social media! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through dance moves. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos!

Mythical Legends Minecraft Server

#MYTH4EVER, ancient stories, epic tales, FANTASY, folklore, legendary stories, Legends, magical beings, Minecraft, Myth, mythic adventures, mythic tales, Mythical, mythical creatures, mythical heroes, Mythical Realms, mythical worlds, mythological creatures, mythological gods, Mythology, myths and legends, Server, storytelling

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	369
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	769
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Towns Built:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a dirt block? Well, look no further because #MYTH4EVER is here to shake things up in the world of blocky adventures!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We have epic quests that will have you battling dragons, riding unicorns, and even befriending a group of mischievous Endermen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and tame this majestic fowl, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join #MYTH4EVER today and embark on the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans await you in our pixelated paradise?

SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Experience

ACO, ai, AI pornmommies, Catbox galleries, ddg, DEGEN, DRINK Edition, Editors, Experience, Fapping, gooners, Image Generation, kdg, Minecraft, NovelAI artists, PLAPpers, prompters, requesters, SDG, SLOP, SlopCraft, smp, Stable Diffusion directors, Ultimate, Uploads

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	405
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Dragons Tamed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that caters to all your fapping needs? Look no further than our server, where we have AI perfection at its finest! Our community is filled with prompters, editors, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, PLAPpers, Stable Diffusion directors, and NovelAI artists – basically, if you love AIslop, you’ll fit right in!

Join us for the DRINK Edition of our server, where we take fapping to a whole new level. Our previous thread was so wild, we had to start a new one! And if you think this is crazy, just wait until you see our related threads like /aco/sdg, /b/degen, /c/kdg, /d/ddg, /e/edg, /g/sdg, /g/ldg, /trash/sdg, /u/udg, and /vt/vtai.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that embraces AI fapping in all its glory? Plus, we have Catbox galleries and uploads for all your fapping needs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Atropic Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.20, Adventure, Atropic, BLOCK, Community, Creative, Epic, Fun, Gaming, Ip:, legend, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Story, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	8318	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2093
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Alien Abductions:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	6

? In the world of Atropic, every block is a story, every adventure is a legend. Join us and become part of our never-ending epic!

IP: atropic.fun ⋘1.16.5 – 1.20+⋙

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