CraftyColonists

american history, american identity, american revolution, British colonies, british empire, Colonialism, Colonization, CraftyColonists, cultural influence, england, founding fathers, historical ties, History, INDEPENDENCE, independence movement, Origins, SpinOff, transatlantic history, transatlantic relationship, united states, Usa

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Villages Defended:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragons Tamed:	1
Crops Grown:	6543	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Lol come join the craziest minecraft server ever where we make u believe the USA is actually a spinoff of England like what even is that??! we got pigs flying and cows doing the moonwalk, it’s a wild ride u don’t wanna miss out on!! plus we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long, it’s lit fam 🔥🕺🏼💀 so come on down and join us for the most epic adventure of ur life!! #USAisEngland #MinecraftMadness

Minecraft Migration Mayhem

Agreement, border control, central america, colombia, cooperation, crackdown, deportation, deportation measures, enforcement, immigration, international relations, MAYHEM, migrant crisis, Migration, Minecraft, panama, policy, Regional, route, security measures, south america, U.S

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Towns Built:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dimension Hops:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so, like, u know how u always get lost in minecraft and u need a server that will guide u through the crazy world of blocks and mobs? well, this server is like ur bff that will hold ur hand and show u the way to epic treasures and adventures.

we got u covered with insane stories like how a group of creepers formed a boy band and started singing love songs to the villagers. u gotta see it to believe it, bro.

join us for the most outrageous reasons like unlimited diamonds raining from the sky every hour or a secret portal that takes u to a land of talking cows and flying pigs. it’s like a dream come true, man.

so, come on and join the funniest, craziest, and most epic minecraft server out there. trust us, u won’t regret it. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

BiochipBrainTestCraft

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players out there! Have you ever wanted to join a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your brain explode with excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity!

We got researchers up in here developing some crazy blood test for brain cancer, using some fancy biochip with electrokinetic technology. They can detect biomarkers and active Epidermal Growth Factor Receptors (EGFRs) like it’s nobody’s business. And guess what? These bad boys are overexpressed in certain cancers like glioblastoma. It’s like science fiction up in here!

But wait, there’s more! We also have extracellular vesicles floating around, just waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of secrets they hold? Maybe they’ll lead you to hidden treasures or secret powers. The possibilities are endless!

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of something truly out of this world? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Welcome to Mango Bay MC, where the coconuts are fresh and the grief is prevented!

Active, adjustments, auction house, Bay, coconuts, Community, Discord, Fresh, Grief, Homes, Ip:, Land claiming, mango, pay to win, Player Shops, Player Warps, prevented, quality of life, Rewards, Semi Vanilla, server map, Survival, Tweaks, Voting, Website

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Towns Built:	4

Mango Bay Minecraft Server

Overview:

Mango Bay is a semi-vanilla survival server created by the community for the community. We focus on providing a friendly and engaging gameplay experience without the “pay to win” aspect.

Features:

Land claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Homes	Set multiple homes for easy teleportation
Player Shops	Create shops to sell items to other players
Player Warps	Set custom warps for easy navigation
Server Map	Explore the server map to discover new areas
Auction House	Participate in auctions to buy/sell items

Join Us:

IP: play.MangoBayMC.com

Discord: https://discord.com/invite/qtauaVNMTF

Website: https://www.mangobaymc.com/

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not believe in pay-to-win. Players can rank up and get rewards by voting.
How can I protect my builds?	Players can use land claiming to protect their builds from griefing.
Can I create my own shop on the server?	Yes, players can create their own shops to sell items to others.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer player warps, a server map, and an auction house along with other quality of life additions.

CraftyMystery Minecraft Server

CraftyMystery, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1753
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Ron, the legendary chicken whisperer of our server.

Ron was just a regular player like you, until one day he stumbled upon a secret chicken farm hidden deep within the virtual forests. Little did he know, these chickens were no ordinary poultry. They possessed magical powers that granted Ron the ability to fly like a majestic eagle across the pixelated skies.

Now, Ron rules the server with his army of flying chickens, terrorizing anyone who dares to challenge his dominance. But fear not, brave adventurer, for you too can harness the power of the chickens and join Ron in his quest for virtual glory!

So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of soaring through the skies on the back of a magical chicken. Who needs dragons when you have flying chickens, am I right? See you in the virtual world, fellow chicken enthusiasts!

Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General #2852 – “YangOutWithMe”

desuarchive, discussion, E-Celebs, general, IRL politics, Minecraft, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, Rooster Teeth shutdown, RT content, RWBY, RWBY content, RWBYG, Scarletverse, Ships, smp, Spam, Trash, Trash General, troll posts, viz media, Yang, YangOutWithMe

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8453
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Divine Spears Created:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you’re a fan of RWBY, or even if you hate it – just don’t try to convince us it’s good, because we won’t listen! Make sure to read the Pastebin for all the wacky rules and shenanigans: http://rwbyg.com/

In this server, arguing about anything from ships to E-Celebs to IRL politics is strictly forbidden. We only want good vibes and crazy adventures here! And if you come across any spam or trolls, just report and ignore them – we don’t have time for their nonsense.

But wait, there’s more! Did you hear that Rooster Teeth has shut down? Don’t worry, all their content (and some RWBY content) can now be found at https://rtarchive.org/. And to top it all off, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media – what a plot twist!

So come join us in this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where Patch will rise again and anything is possible. Previous threads, archived threads, and the Scarletverse thread are all waiting for you to dive in and join the madness. Don’t miss out on the fun – see you in the game!

VirginityVillage Minecraft Server

acquaintance, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Ethics, friendship, Honesty, hookup culture, Integrity, judgement, lying.., Minecraft, morality, relationships, Religious, Server, sexting, Standards, Truth, VALUES, VIRGINITY, VirginityVillage

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2082
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Void Armor Forged:	20	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value honesty and integrity above all else! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like in the story above.

Looking for a server where you can uncover juicy secrets and expose liars? Look no further! Our community is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like when that guy found out his “virgin” girlfriend was actually not so innocent.

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and causing chaos in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of drama you’ll stumble upon next? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and become a part of the madness!

SundayCraft: August Edition

AUGUST, beach days, Calm, Edition, End of summer, family time, grand scale, lazy days, leisure, long weekends, Nostalgia, outdoor activities, Peaceful, Reflection, Relaxation, Serene, slow pace, Summer, Sunday, SundayCraft, Tranquil, warm weather

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9161
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where every day feels like a sunday on steroids! we got flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

if you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. trust us, it’s clucking awesome.

we also have a giant maze made entirely out of cake, but watch out for the evil gingerbread men guarding the exit. they bite.

our server is so lit, even the ender dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make august feel like sunday every day!

The Atlas Project: Where digging a hole is a legitimate survival strategy

Atlas, Digging, Hole, Legitimate, Project, smp, smp Minecraft Server Addons Better Blocks Enchantments Shields Elytras Texture packs Decisions Players Join Today Discord Invite v3y4g7z5Wf 18+ Looking World, strategy, Survival

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Votes:	3692	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Minecraft Bedrock 18+ Server Overview

Addons	Description
Better on Bedrock	Improves gameplay on Bedrock edition
Mini Blocks	Allows for smaller block sizes
More Enchantments	Expands the variety of enchantments available
More Shields	Adds more shield options for players
More Elytras	Increases the availability of elytras in the game

Decisions are community-driven, and we strive to provide a better gaming experience for our players!

Join Today! Discord Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the provided Discord invite link and following the instructions.
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, this server is only for players 18 years and older.
Can I suggest new addons?	Absolutely! Player input is valued, and suggestions for new addons are always welcome.

BlockCraft Minecraft Server

50% off, blockcraft, book now, CONSERVATIVE, coping, counseling, DISCOUNT, election, emotional wellbeing, grief counseling, healing, MAGA, mental health, Minecraft, November, Politics, Promotion, self-care, Server, Support, Therapist, Therapy, Trump supporters

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Towns Built:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you a Trump supporter feeling lost and confused after the election? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and receive 50% off November Grief Counseling! Our therapists are specially trained to help you navigate through this difficult time of accepting reality. Plus, our virtual world is filled with MAGA hats, wall-building competitions, and exclusive access to a secret bunker where you can hide from the liberal agenda. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to heal your political wounds and build a brighter, blockier future!

GodlyLmao Minecraft SMP

amusement, damn, disbelief, Entertainment, exclamation, Expression, expression tag, funny, GOD, GodlyLmao, humor, humor tag, internet slang, LAUGHING, laughing tag, lmao, meme, Minecraft, reaction, Slang, smp, social media, Surprise, viral

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4019
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8011	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT just for funsies.

We have a secret underground club where the only rule is to dance like a chicken while wearing a pumpkin on your head. And don’t even get us started on our annual “Lava Diving Competition” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted pickaxe!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper on a sugar rush, then come join us and prepare for some god damn lmao moments!

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