Once, a player accidentally fell off a cliff while trying to do a backflip in-game, but instead of plummeting to their doom, they were gently lifted back up by a flock of friendly chickens.
Another time, a player tried to mine a block of diamond with their bare hands and ended up getting a paper cut from the sharp edges. But fear not, on our server, diamonds are as soft as pillows and won’t harm you in the slightest.
So come join us and experience a world where the laws of physics are just suggestions and the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at all the ridiculousness!
Join our server and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end with their ridiculous antics and hilarious pranks.
But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride a unicorn into battle, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So why waste your time on those boring old servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, zany world? Join us today and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
We got so much goin on, like u can build a giant replica of da Eiffel Tower outta dirt blocks, or have a pet pig dat can fly and shoot lasers outta its eyes! Plus, we got secret underground dungeons filled wit treasure and mobs dat drop diamond swords like dey candy!
So come join us on dis epic adventure, where da only limit is ur imagination (and maybe ur sanity, but who needs dat anyway?) Let’s get blocky and have a blast on dis server like no otha!
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon dat u can ride into battle? yea, dat’s right. u can be like a freakin knight on a fire-breathin lizard.
plus, we have a dance party every friday night in da virtual disco club. u can show off ur sick dance moves and maybe even win a prize!
so what u waitin for? come join da fun and be part of da craziest minecraft server in da whole wide world! trust me, u won’t regret it.
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but wait, there’s more! not only will u be saving cows, but u’ll also be competing against other players to see who can find the virus first. winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cow milk!
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| IP | uneasyvanilla.com |
|---|---|
| Version | 1.20.6 |
Welcome to UneasyVanilla, the vanilla Minecraft server you’re looking for. A server where you can unleash your creativity in a tight knit, relaxed community. Our server offers a blend of anarchy and survival gameplay while still having some rules.
Here at UneasyVanilla we put an emphasis on authenticity. Staying true to Minecraft’s original vision. You’ll find a 4+ year old world where your and other players’ imaginations have no limits. Your first time spawning, you’ll be stuck in a maze of lavacasts, as spawn has been griefed completely. Once you escape it, you’ll be able to build bases and explore!
While we embrace a sense of lawlessness, we believe in maintaining an environment for everyone. Our rules are straightforward, ensuring that all players can enjoy their time without compromising the integrity of our server (performance). Our dedicated staff actively work to ensure fairness, swiftly banning cheaters and keeping operations running.
Join our community today. Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn. Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills or taking on massive building projects, UneasyVanilla is the place for you! Also join our community on Discord!
You can find us at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord
Additionally feel free to explore our website at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/ or the server wiki to discover more about our server.
Experience the opportunities awaiting you on our vanilla Minecraft server available at UneasyVanilla.com Join us now, you won’t regret it!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have rules in place to ensure fairness and maintain the server’s integrity. You can find the rules on our website or server wiki. |
| How long has the server been running? | Our server has been running for over 4 years, creating a rich and diverse world for players to explore. |
| Can I join the Discord community? | Absolutely! Join our Discord community to interact with other players, stay updated on server events, and chat with staff members. |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | While we embrace a sense of anarchy, we still have rules against griefing to ensure a positive experience for all players. |
1. We have a special feature where you can spam the same shit over and over again, just like a true namefag! And the best part? People can’t hate on you because they can just block you (only if they have 4chanX) – it’s a win-win situation!
2. Our New User Guide is so wild, it will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion! Plus, our Controlnet will have you feeling like a dummy in the best way possible.
3. Need some animation in your life? Look no further than our Animation feature that will have you questioning reality.
4. Block Merging is a game-changer on our server – literally. Merge those blocks like a pro and watch your creations come to life in ways you never thought possible.
5. Our ComfyUI is so comfy, you’ll never want to leave. And don’t even get me started on our Automatic1111 feature – it’s like magic, but for Minecraft.
6. Looking for some Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content? We’ve got it all, from civitai to huggingface.co and everything in between.
7. Explore our Wiki and Link Hub for all the info you could ever need, and don’t forget to check out our LoRa Training for a truly out-of-this-world experience.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible in Minecraft!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the mobs have started using Python scripts to attack players. Imagine being chased by a creeper yelling “AttributeError: ‘bool’ object has no attribute ‘explode’!” It’s a coding nightmare come to life!
So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos. Just remember to bring your debugging skills and a sense of humor, because you’re going to need both to make it out alive. Join now and see if you can crack the code of this insane Minecraft SMP!