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| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5722 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 235 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 9 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 47 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
u wanna join da most epic minecraft server ever? well let me tell u, dis server is so lit dat if u dont join, u might as well be playin wit lego blocks.
we got pigs flyin, chickens dancin, and cows doin backflips. u think u seen it all? well think again, cuz we got creepers wearin top hats and skeletons breakdancin.
if u join dis server, u will be blessed by herobrine himself and granted unlimited diamonds. but beware, the ender dragon is actually a secret agent workin for the llamas.
so come on down and join us, cuz on dis server, slides wouldn’t exist without clothes.
