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CraftyClimateCrisis

#sustainability, 1.5C, carbon footprint, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, climate crisis, climate impact, climate mitigation, climate models, climate policy, CraftyClimateCrisis, Environmental Science, global warming, greenhouse gas emissions, irreversible, Overshooting, Risks, study, temperature rise

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2120
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

SinwarCraft – Not Your Average Cross-Dressing Server

Average, crossdressing, disguise, disguise techniques, dressed as a woman, elusive target, fugitive, Gaza Strip, gender disguise, Hamas Leader, hiding in plain sight, hiding tactics, intelligence reports, Middle East conflict, militant leader, Palestinian, political figure, secret identity, security threat, Server, SinwarCraft, undercover, Wanted Man, Yahya Sinwar

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7271
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where yahya sinwar is hiding in plain sight dressed as a woman! you never know when he will pop out and start building with you! maybe he will even challenge you to a build battle while wearing his fabulous dress! join now for the chance to meet this mysterious figure and uncover all the secrets he holds in our wacky world of blocks and pixels!

HiberCraft: Save Lives & Chill

Chill, critical care, DNP, donepezil, DRUG, drug repurposing, emergency medicine, emergency response, HiberCraft, hibernation-like state, Hospital, innovative treatment, life-saving intervention, lives, medical breakthrough, medical emergencies, medical innovation, organ damage, patient survival, repurposed, Save, save lives, suspended animation, time-sensitive treatment

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Villages Defended:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where you can literally go into suspended animation like you’re in a sci-fi movie? Well, guess what? Our server has got you covered!

We’ve got this crazy drug called Donepezil or DNP that can put you in a hibernation-like state, slowing down organ damage and giving you more time to reach the hospital in case of emergencies. Imagine being chased by a creeper and just popping a pill to go into suspended animation, giving you a chance to escape and come back to fight another day!

Join our server now and experience the wildest medical emergencies in Minecraft history! Who needs potions when you’ve got suspended animation drugs, am I right? Let’s save lives and have a blast doing it!

NaziHavenMC Server

anti-semitism, Aryan Nations, extremism, extremism in America, extremism in Idaho, far right, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, History, hyperborea, Idaho, Nazi haven, NaziHavenMC, neo-nazis, Northern Idaho, Pacific Northwest, racism, Server, white nationalism, white separatism, White Supremacy

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	493
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the idea of Nazis hiding out in northern Idaho? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about history. Join us and uncover the secrets of Hyperborea in northern Idaho – who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the infamous ghostly figure. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado!

TroonityCraft SMP – BTFOrealm

Argument, BELIEF, BTFO, BTFOrealm, Christroons, Concept, criticism, debate, Debunked, deluding, disbelief, doctrine, FAITH, Habit, Insanity, Religion, response, skepticism, smp, theology, Trinity, TROONITY, TroonityCraft

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	3769
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mines Excavated:	1903
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Towns Built:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got players so skilled, they make Trinity look like a bunch of noobs. Christroons? More like Chri-sto-gone because they won’t stand a chance against our epic community.

Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the forces of good and the forces of…well, not so good. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll do anything to come out on top, even if it means sacrificing their diamond armor in a lava pit.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your epic builds and insane PvP skills. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

MethCraftMILKickout

anger, baby, cut contact, danger, Date night, DAUGHTER, family, forgiveness, grandmother, harsh response, Help, horrible decision, MethCraftMILKickout, mother-in-law, ring doorbell, slip ups, smoking meth, Sober, Threats

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6060
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law smoking meth on your front porch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make your family drama look like child’s play. We promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws smoking meth here (unless they’re role-playing, of course).

Join now and experience the thrill of cutting off toxic family members while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? So come on, join us and leave the real-life craziness behind!

CreeperExGoneMad

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, controlling behavior, crazy ex, CreeperExGoneMad, emotional baggage, ex, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Jealousy, love gone wrong, Manipulation, moving on, possessiveness, red flags, relationships, Revenge, toxic behavior, unhealthy attachment, warning signs

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you tired of dealing with your crazy ex in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant statue of your ex and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze full of traps to symbolize the emotional rollercoaster they put you through. Trust us, nothing is more therapeutic than pixelated revenge! Plus, rumor has it that your ex is also playing on the server, so you can finally settle the score once and for all in a battle to the death (in-game, of course). Join now and let the drama unfold!

CraftyTelegram Minecraft Server

Ban, Censorship, Communication, communication app, CraftyTelegram, digital rights, ENCRYPTION, Government, India, internet, investigation, legal action, messaging app, messaging platform, Minecraft, privacy, regulatory scrutiny, SECURITY, Server, social media, Technology, Telegram, user data

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1008
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dimension Hops:	0

so, this server is like a wild ride through a land of blocky chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. yes, you heard that right, CAKE.

if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you bring him a diamond block. oh, and did i mention that our spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that plays dubstep remixes of classic minecraft tunes?

so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

CraftyCreeperClan

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClan, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, political strategy, regional dynamics, response, retaliate, SECURITY, strike, Tension, US

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	235	Dragon Eggs Found:	9216
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. we got, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

and get this, dude, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. it’s totally legit, i swear.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, join our server now before iran retaliates or something. you won’t regret it, bro. it’s gonna be lit.

CovidCraft: Populist Pandemonium

adoption, Anti-establishment, Attitudes, Beliefs, conspiracy mentality, Covid-19, CovidCraft, Economy, INDIVIDUALS, left wing, less-educated, pandemic, Pandemonium, Political, populist, Psychology, societal threats, society, Stronger, threatened, Views, Women

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1614
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Towns Built:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil establishment with our pickaxes and swords! if you’re tired of society’s bs, this is the place for you! we predict conspiracy theories and fight off covid-19 with our virtual blocks! women, less-educated peeps, and left-wingers are our strongest warriors, so come join the rebellion! let’s show the establishment who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftyGig – Genshin Impact Minecraft Server

Aqua Simulacra, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier, genshin, genshin impact, Impact, Lumidouce Elegy, Minecraft, MineCraftyGig, Mualani Web Event, Natlan Gameplay, Natlan Impressions Trailer, Off We Go to the Nation of Pyro, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Server, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8771
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Falling into the Void:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	370
Emeralds Found:	4005	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is hotter than a Nether fortress on fire! Join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine bedrock, a potion of invincibility, and a pet Ender Dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom biomes that are so wild, you’ll think you’re in the End dimension. And our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the entire Minecraft world in just one day!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get access to secret dungeons filled with rare loot, a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players, and a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful, because once you join, you may never want to leave!