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CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server
Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other. -
CraftyClassroom
Remember that time your teacher said “Join our Minecraft server or face eternal homework assignments”? Well, this server takes that threat to a whole new level! Join us and never worry about homework again because our virtual world is filled with endless adventures and zero responsibilities. Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of a creeper haunts our server, but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So come on, join us and let’s build some epic structures together while dodging explosive surprises! -
CraftyClassroom
Are you tired of boring old school subjects that seem useless in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll finally put that knowledge to good use! Remember that one time you thought learning about ancient civilizations was pointless? Well, now you can use that knowledge to navigate through our server’s hidden temples and uncover ancient treasures! Who knew history class could be so thrilling?Join our server and put your math skills to the test as you calculate the perfect angle to launch yourself off a cliff and land safely in a pool of water below. Forget boring textbooks, on our server, you’ll be using your geometry skills to survive and thrive!
So come on, join us on our server and finally prove to your teachers that all those hours studying actually paid off in the most unexpected way possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?
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CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about real life drama like a New Jersey teen forgetting about their predatory relationship with a special ed teacher!Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual cult (but in a good way). Our server is so addictive, you’ll be pulling all-nighters like you’re cramming for a final exam.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that poor New Jersey teen).
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CraftyClassroom
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like the responsible adult you are! Unlike some universities in Texas, we won’t hold your hand through every little thing. Need help with your FAFSA? Sorry, we’re not going to fill in the blanks for you like a screenshot-loving student. And if your ID is expired, tough luck – even if you’re a football recruit, we still need a valid ID!But don’t worry, we’re not all tough love here. We’ll still help you out within reason, unlike some parents who think we’re useless because of FERPA guidelines. And if you think we’re being unprofessional, just wait until you meet our coaches who think we’re assholes for not babying the students.
So join our server and experience the thrill of adulting in a virtual world where you’ll learn valuable life skills like reading emails and following instructions. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a football recruit who needs help with their FAFSA – just don’t expect us to fill in the blanks for you!
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CraftyClassroom
So, like, imagine a place where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha slide. That’s basically what our server is like, but even more cray-cray. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.One time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of diamonds. They were so rich that they started throwing diamonds at the zombies just for fun. And guess what? The zombies actually started doing the Macarena! True story, bro.
But that’s not all. We also have a magical forest where the trees grow pizza slices instead of leaves. You can literally pluck a pepperoni off a branch and chow down while building your epic castle. And don’t even get me started on the talking llamas. They give the best life advice, I swear.
So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens, come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against an army of evil creepers? Only on our server, baby. Let’s get this party started!
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CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server
Have you ever wanted to learn the art of building a giant chicken out of blocks? Or how about mastering the art of riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Well, look no further because on our server, our teachers will not only teach you how to survive in the wild, but also how to ride llamas like a pro and tame wolves to do your bidding. Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Who needs academics when you can learn how to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Join now and let the insanity begin! -
X Marks the Craft: Where we age like fine wine and mine like noobs! 1.20.6 Vanilla Server with Bedrock, VR, and Experiments!
Server Name XMC Minecraft Server Server Type Vanilla+ Server Opening Date May 24th Server Location New Jersey Processor Ryzen 9 5950x RAM 10 Gigabytes FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)
How do I join the XMC Minecraft Server?
To join the XMC Minecraft Server, you can apply through their Discord server. Visit https://discord.gg/Dw2Ue45 to apply.
What are the features of the XMC Minecraft Server?
- Proximity-based voice chat mod (optional)
- Webmap available at https://map.xmcnet.work
- Various vanilla+ additions such as Mob & Player Head Drops, renewability to select unrenewable resources, and more
- Bedrock client support (link your accounts at https://link.geysermc.org/)
- Experimental Features Enabled – Early access to the Crafter and Trial Chambers
What are the server rules of the XMC Minecraft Server?
- Be Mature
- Respect other server members
- No stealing or griefing
- No NSFW, racism/xenophobia/general hatred
- No mods that give an unfair advantage
- Inactivity
How can I apply to join the XMC Minecraft Server?
- Join their Discord server at https://discord.gg/Dw2Ue45
- Go to the #Landing channel and click “Apply”
- An admin will review your application and get back to you shortly
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Blocky Battlefront Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server crazier than Russia recruiting Africans to fight in Ukraine? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Putin would be like “daaaaang, that’s extreme!” Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more drama than a Russian spy novel. Who needs total mobilization when you can join our server and conquer block by block? Trust us, you won’t be disappointed (unlike Putin’s military strategy). Join now and let the madness begin! -
”Helluva Hotel Minecraft Server”
Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is inspired by the chaotic world of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss! Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her mission to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. And don’t forget about Blitzo and his assassin business with his quirky team of demons!But wait, there’s more! Our server also features exclusive pilot episodes for both shows, so you can immerse yourself in the madness of Hell like never before. And if you’re feeling creative, we even have a booru for you to share your fan art and memes.
So why wait? Join us now and experience Hell in a whole new light. Who knows, you might even find yourself checking out into Heaven after a long day of mining and building!