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CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

2 year old, Boundaries, child, Communication, consideration, Conversation, CraftyClassroom, DAUGHTER, daycare, discomfort, education, Minecraft, name.., Nickname, Parent, Preference, preschool, relationship, Respect, Server, Teacher, Understanding, WIBTA

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

CraftyClassroom

CraftyClassroom, education, Educators, Impact, Impactful, influence, influential, Inspirational, lasting impression, learning, life lessons, memorable quotes, motivation, Profound, School, Teacher, teachers, teaching, unforgettable, wisdom, words of wisdom

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4877
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Divine Spears Created:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Remember that time your teacher said “Join our Minecraft server or face eternal homework assignments”? Well, this server takes that threat to a whole new level! Join us and never worry about homework again because our virtual world is filled with endless adventures and zero responsibilities. Plus, rumor has it that the ghost of a creeper haunts our server, but don’t worry, he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So come on, join us and let’s build some epic structures together while dodging explosive surprises!

CraftyClassroom

academic subjects, career preparation, CraftyClassroom, education, hindsight, knowledge retention, learning, life lessons, Life skills, lifelong learning, personal growth, practical applications, practical experience, Real World, School, school curriculum, skills development, unexpected benefits, unexpected outcomes, useful knowledge, valuable lessons

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7275
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Dimension Hops:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Ores Mined:	6678
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Are you tired of boring old school subjects that seem useless in real life? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll finally put that knowledge to good use! Remember that one time you thought learning about ancient civilizations was pointless? Well, now you can use that knowledge to navigate through our server’s hidden temples and uncover ancient treasures! Who knew history class could be so thrilling?

Join our server and put your math skills to the test as you calculate the perfect angle to launch yourself off a cliff and land safely in a pool of water below. Forget boring textbooks, on our server, you’ll be using your geometry skills to survive and thrive!

So come on, join us on our server and finally prove to your teachers that all those hours studying actually paid off in the most unexpected way possible! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational AND fun?

CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

child abuse, court case, CraftyClassroom, crime, criminal charges, Exploitation, female teacher, investigation, Legal, Minecraft, misconduct, New Jersey, news article, predator, rape, scandal, School, Server, sexual assault, special education, teacher-student relationship, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget about real life drama like a New Jersey teen forgetting about their predatory relationship with a special ed teacher!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual cult (but in a good way). Our server is so addictive, you’ll be pulling all-nighters like you’re cramming for a final exam.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that poor New Jersey teen).

CraftyClassroom

Alma mater, anxiety, coaches, covid, CraftyClassroom, documents, enroll, enrollment, FAFSA, FERPA, firm, football, Id, online classes, PROFESSIONAL, ptsd, recruited, Semester, Students, texas, University, Veteran

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7753
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Towns Built:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like the responsible adult you are! Unlike some universities in Texas, we won’t hold your hand through every little thing. Need help with your FAFSA? Sorry, we’re not going to fill in the blanks for you like a screenshot-loving student. And if your ID is expired, tough luck – even if you’re a football recruit, we still need a valid ID!

But don’t worry, we’re not all tough love here. We’ll still help you out within reason, unlike some parents who think we’re useless because of FERPA guidelines. And if you think we’re being unprofessional, just wait until you meet our coaches who think we’re assholes for not babying the students.

So join our server and experience the thrill of adulting in a virtual world where you’ll learn valuable life skills like reading emails and following instructions. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into a football recruit who needs help with their FAFSA – just don’t expect us to fill in the blanks for you!

CraftyClassroom

ACADEMIC, Classroom, CraftyClassroom, Dedication, education, Enjoyable, guidance, Impact, inspiration, knowledge, learning, Mentorship, motivation, Passion, School, Students, subjects, success, Support, teachers, teaching

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchantments Applied:	144	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

So, like, imagine a place where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha-cha slide. That’s basically what our server is like, but even more cray-cray. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

One time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of diamonds. They were so rich that they started throwing diamonds at the zombies just for fun. And guess what? The zombies actually started doing the Macarena! True story, bro.

But that’s not all. We also have a magical forest where the trees grow pizza slices instead of leaves. You can literally pluck a pepperoni off a branch and chow down while building your epic castle. And don’t even get me started on the talking llamas. They give the best life advice, I swear.

So, if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens, come join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you ride a unicorn into battle against an army of evil creepers? Only on our server, baby. Let’s get this party started!

CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

Character development, compassion, CraftyClassroom, education, Empathy, Gratitude, growth mindset., inspiration, Kindness, leadership, learning, life lessons, Life skills, Mentorship, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, resilience, self improvement, Server, teachers, wisdom

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Animals Bred:	125	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6

Have you ever wanted to learn the art of building a giant chicken out of blocks? Or how about mastering the art of riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Well, look no further because on our server, our teachers will not only teach you how to survive in the wild, but also how to ride llamas like a pro and tame wolves to do your bidding. Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever experience! Who needs academics when you can learn how to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Animals Bred:	181	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	112	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3562
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3412
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!

DUSTY

Adults, camaraderie, Chill, Community, Contraptions, cozy cabin, creativity, dusty, Ingame Voice Chat, Keep Some Inventory, laid back, Machines, paths, Portalis, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Social, sprawling city, Tinkering

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2351
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3751
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ores Mined:	3583
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Farms Harvested:	906	Gryphons Tamed:	3

DUSTY Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server IP	mc.dustyhub.net
Established	2019

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of community is DUSTY?	DUSTY is a laid-back Minecraft community for adult players who value creativity and camaraderie.
What are some guidelines for the server?	no racist behavior no leaving trees floating no PvP without consent no cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing
What are some features of the server?	Skills system for character progression Portalis for easier travel Ingame Voice Chat Keep Some Inventory after death Paths give speed boost
How can I join the server?	Simply use the server IP: mc.dustyhub.net and follow the guidelines for a enjoyable experience.

Links:

Website: dustyhub.net
Map: map.dustyhub.net
Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, afk strategy, Ballistic, chapter 6, crafted, Durrr Taisho, Festival Season 6, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, fortnite og, Hunters, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, mariah carey, Mission Alerts, OG Season Shop, Quests, Realms, Renegade Raider, ronin, season 1, Season XP, Shop, snoop dogg, Stats, stw, text chat, Winterfest 2024

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Towns Built:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Forget Fortnite, we got Ronin warriors fighting ghosts, like bruh, who wouldn’t want that? Plus, we got quests, stats, and a shop that’s gonna blow your mind. And guess what? You can AFK like a boss with our LEGO XP strategy, like what even is reality anymore?

Oh, and did I mention Mariah Carey is hosting Winterfest 2024? Yeah, she’s in the game, singing her heart out while you battle it out. And guess who’s back? Renegade Raider and all those OG skins, they’re like, making a comeback, bro. Plus, we got a new text chat experience that’s gonna make you question everything you thought you knew about Fortnite.

But wait, there’s more! We’re going first person with Ballistic, a 5v5 shooter that’s gonna blow your mind. And Snoop Dogg? Yeah, he’s lighting up the stadium in our Fortnite Festival Season 6. And if you join now, you get the Fortnite Crew January – Durrr Taisho pack. Like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Minecraft Dragon Space Ball

action, Adventure, Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Fusion, goku, HEROIC, Manga, Minecraft, power levels, Saiyan, Space, Straight.., Super Saiyan Blue, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta, Zeno

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	815	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Emeralds Found:	1665	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Enchantments Applied:	254

Yo yo yo, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about being straight up heroic in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of treasure hunting. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!